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What Is Your Personal Curse? |
Urban Tiki
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Joined: Aug 18, 2004
Posts: 527
From: The Tropical Isle of Manhattan
|  Posted: 2004-10-07 1:54 pm Permalink
Whenever I open a bottle of rum, the contents evaporate within 24 hours.
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Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
| Posted: 2004-10-07 11:23 pm Permalink
does the same thing happen with tylenol like...a day later?
That is wierd!
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johnnievelour
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 445
From: LongBeach
| Posted: 2004-10-08 12:16 am Permalink
I always step in gum. If there is gum in a parking lot and I'm about to get in my car, gum. And talk about karma, as I got out of my car, I spat out my gum and told Lady Velour, as a joke, I'll step in it when we come back. Sure enough I did.
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Beatnikine
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Sep 29, 2004
Posts: 75 | Posted: 2004-10-08 10:08 am Permalink
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Beatnikine
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Sep 29, 2004
Posts: 75 | Posted: 2004-10-08 10:08 am Permalink
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Beatnikine
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Sep 29, 2004
Posts: 75 | Posted: 2004-10-08 10:08 am Permalink
Every time I go to post, nothing shows up.
... damn.
My curse is when I drive to work, there is never a good song on the radio. I press the scan button again and again... nothing but commercials and a sore finger.
That is, until I pull into the driveway. Then a good song comes on.
[ This Message was edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-10-08 10:12 ]
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Geeky Tiki
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Joined: Oct 15, 2002
Posts: 533
From: Las vegas
| Posted: 2004-10-11 1:47 pm Permalink
Same as Vintage Girl, only my powers are greatest in airports.
I give off a form of energy that causes the person in front of me in the ticket line to decide to attempt a last second ticket/flight/destination change that is incompatible with their original itinerary or fair. My power is so substantial that the person becomes incapable of understanding any language the ticket people speak and instantly locks all the credit cards that person may try to use until such a time that I am late for my own flight.
Their is a minor gravitaional effect associated with my curse, as well. It renders all baggage belonging to the person in front of me 8 pounds over the weight limit and requires the owner to sort, prioritize, and loudly narrate each discovery and the subsequent deliberation required to determine whether said item should be jettisoned or retained.
Once at the boarding gate, my powers morph into an uncontrolled force that enlarges the person in front of me's bag to beyond carry-on size. At the same instant, the bag owner becomes incapable of parting with the bag for even the shortest flight time.
Once on the plane, the most tragic part of the curse takes effect - it attracts any collicky babies within a 40 row radius and renders the child's parent deaf to the catterwauling of their spawn.
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Also, all the shoes I buy act as puke attractants in bars.
Either that, or people's shoe fashion sensibilities are far more delicate than previously believed.
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Atomic Cocktail
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Joined: Jun 25, 2002
Posts: 922
From: Land O' The Next Big One-L.A.
| Posted: 2004-10-11 8:08 pm Permalink
My personal curse is:
"F&ck you up the a$$h*le, stinky donkey a$$h*le, My Friend!"
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thebaxdog
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Joined: Jun 19, 2002
Posts: 775
From: Santa Ana, CA.
| Posted: 2004-10-12 07:39 am Permalink
Charles maybe a little Tourette's syndrome.
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Beatnikine
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Joined: Sep 29, 2004
Posts: 75 | Posted: 2004-10-12 09:49 am Permalink
That's one hell of a curse Charles....
Guess I'll stop complaining about finding songs on the radio.
-Linda
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