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Hi from the meat packing captital near Omaha
Meat Tiki
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Joined: Nov 14, 2004
Posts: 2
From: Omana, NE
Posted: 2004-11-14 1:51 pm   Permalink

Hi. My name is Charles Salisbury but the people at work cal me Chuck.

I live on the flank of Omaha, NE and I work at the Aksarben Beef Co there. I am a superviser on the slaughter line. I am a third gineratino meat packer. My Gradnfather came from Hamberg in Germany during the Porterhouse famine of 1912.

I do don't have a girlfreind becasue I work 12 ours in one day at the slaghterhouse. I tried to meat a girl the I thoght worked at the plant but I found out she wasn't one. It was jsut an idusytrial accidnet on the band saw cutter

I saw a tiki at Kohls store when I wnet to the BBQ Cue Off in Rentsburg, NE. Rentsburg is sort of on the hind quarter of Ohama. I lked the tiki it. When I heard other people liked it to, I started to look for a girlfreind wwith it. I wone the BBQ Cue Off last year in the flank meat devision. I thougth taht would make it easy to find a girlfreind but it won't help non.

THere is a girl that worked in the ofice at the plant. Her name was patty. SHe was USDA GRade Choice on my slagutherhouse checklist. And she had a nice rump, my friend Tip said she was so young it was boneless probably. WHin I turn in my time chard at the plant orfice, she really made my tinderloins broil at the orfice. THe supervisor of the entral depaartemnt made me leave the bilding.

We wear metal mesh glove on the line. Sometime I start to thing about a girl on the line. I would wont to put BBQ sause all over it and lik it off.

My daddy said I have a faymose unkle in France. It's caled Cordon Blue. He was a night for the KIng of Fracne. HIs name was Sir Loin. My Daddy said I had a brother before the great batle of Wellington. The post man called him SLim Jim. He dead. Bad heart.

I like to make a tikis out of Meat. I do'nt use wood. I use meat. I use wood to cook meat at the BBQ CUe off in Rentsburg, on the hind quarter of OHama. I will show to you wehn I am done.

Is there a girl here athat want's to put BBQ sause on here? IF you do do tell me and I will come by you house. I still have 89 weeks of Vaycation because I dont' go anywhere but the BBQ CUE off in rentsburg, NE on the Himd quarter of Omaha.




 
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2951
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2004-11-14 1:59 pm   Permalink

have you tried stroganoff?

 
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Trader Woody
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2301
From: Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK
Posted: 2004-11-14 2:25 pm   Permalink

Were you in the band Killdozer?

Trader Woody


 
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bigbrotiki
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 11004
From: Tiki Island, above the Silverlake
Posted: 2004-11-14 4:18 pm   Permalink

...not from the same Hamburg family.

 
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buffetiki
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Joined: Oct 05, 2002
Posts: 26
From: BAMA!
Posted: 2004-11-14 4:41 pm   Permalink

hay meat tiki !
you is one a ok mofo in my book.
welcum to tiki cnetral.
does you have anny picutres of yor meat tikis?
i aint' never been to ohama but da ladies roudn here say that i am viery profishent at meat packin -IF YOU KNWO WOT I MEAN!

DO THE LAIDES IN OMAHA NO HOW TO PLAY THE BEEF WHISTLE???
DO THEY LIKE GRAVY WIT THERE STEAK?

ROCK ON WIT YO BAD SEFL & KEEP YO MEAT FRESH.


 
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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0
Posted: 2004-11-14 5:02 pm   Permalink

Meat Tiki,

Please try to forgive the brazen ways of my fellow TC members. They seem not to understand that we need to welcome new members to our table with an appetite of friendship.

I would like to admonish those members (as well as rat them off) for not offering you our blue-plate special of aloha!

Welcome aboard Meat Tiki!
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"I'm ashamed to be here, but not too ashamed to leave..."


    
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Meat Tiki
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Joined: Nov 14, 2004
Posts: 2
From: Omana, NE
Posted: 2004-11-14 5:11 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-14 16:18, bigbrotiki wrote:
...not from the same Hamburg family.



Is taht you Great Unkle Sven?


 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-11-14 5:38 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-14 14:25, Trader Woody wrote:
Were you in the band Killdozer?

Trader Woody



I was thinking The Meat Puppets


 
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Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2004-11-14 8:51 pm   Permalink

O Ma Ha?
Is that the Big Island?


 
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Mrs. B
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Joined: Mar 12, 2003
Posts: 231
Posted: 2004-11-14 9:05 pm   Permalink

Meatloaf makes a come back...news at 4 am

 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5792
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2004-11-14 9:18 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-14 21:05, Mrs. B wrote:
Meatloaf makes a come back...news at 4 am


Don't let your meat loaf.


 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7419
From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2004-11-14 9:30 pm   Permalink

Tiki Toa???

 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5792
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2004-11-14 9:35 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-14 21:30, RevBambooBen wrote:
Tiki Toa???


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2987
From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2004-11-15 12:04 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-14 17:38, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
Quote:

On 2004-11-14 14:25, Trader Woody wrote:
Were you in the band Killdozer?

Trader Woody



I was thinking The Meat Puppets



The Meatmen came to my mind first:

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bigbrotiki
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 11004
From: Tiki Island, above the Silverlake
Posted: 2004-11-15 1:11 pm   Permalink

This story is grounds enough to become a vegetarian.

 
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