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Meat Tiki
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Joined: Nov 14, 2004
Posts: 2
From: Omana, NE
|  Posted: 2004-11-14 1:51 pm Permalink
Hi. My name is Charles Salisbury but the people at work cal me Chuck.
I live on the flank of Omaha, NE and I work at the Aksarben Beef Co there. I am a superviser on the slaughter line. I am a third gineratino meat packer. My Gradnfather came from Hamberg in Germany during the Porterhouse famine of 1912.
I do don't have a girlfreind becasue I work 12 ours in one day at the slaghterhouse. I tried to meat a girl the I thoght worked at the plant but I found out she wasn't one. It was jsut an idusytrial accidnet on the band saw cutter
I saw a tiki at Kohls store when I wnet to the BBQ Cue Off in Rentsburg, NE. Rentsburg is sort of on the hind quarter of Ohama. I lked the tiki it. When I heard other people liked it to, I started to look for a girlfreind wwith it. I wone the BBQ Cue Off last year in the flank meat devision. I thougth taht would make it easy to find a girlfreind but it won't help non.
THere is a girl that worked in the ofice at the plant. Her name was patty. SHe was USDA GRade Choice on my slagutherhouse checklist. And she had a nice rump, my friend Tip said she was so young it was boneless probably. WHin I turn in my time chard at the plant orfice, she really made my tinderloins broil at the orfice. THe supervisor of the entral depaartemnt made me leave the bilding.
We wear metal mesh glove on the line. Sometime I start to thing about a girl on the line. I would wont to put BBQ sause all over it and lik it off.
My daddy said I have a faymose unkle in France. It's caled Cordon Blue. He was a night for the KIng of Fracne. HIs name was Sir Loin. My Daddy said I had a brother before the great batle of Wellington. The post man called him SLim Jim. He dead. Bad heart.
I like to make a tikis out of Meat. I do'nt use wood. I use meat. I use wood to cook meat at the BBQ CUe off in Rentsburg, on the hind quarter of OHama. I will show to you wehn I am done.
Is there a girl here athat want's to put BBQ sause on here? IF you do do tell me and I will come by you house. I still have 89 weeks of Vaycation because I dont' go anywhere but the BBQ CUE off in rentsburg, NE on the Himd quarter of Omaha.
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Johnny Dollar
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2916
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2004-11-14 1:59 pm Permalink
have you tried stroganoff?
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Trader Woody
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2301
From: Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK
| Posted: 2004-11-14 2:25 pm Permalink
Were you in the band Killdozer?
Trader Woody
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bigbrotiki
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 10562
From: Tiki Island, above the Silverlake
| Posted: 2004-11-14 4:18 pm Permalink
...not from the same Hamburg family.
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buffetiki
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Oct 05, 2002
Posts: 26
From: BAMA!
| Posted: 2004-11-14 4:41 pm Permalink
hay meat tiki !
you is one a ok mofo in my book.
welcum to tiki cnetral.
does you have anny picutres of yor meat tikis?
i aint' never been to ohama but da ladies roudn here say that i am viery profishent at meat packin -IF YOU KNWO WOT I MEAN!
DO THE LAIDES IN OMAHA NO HOW TO PLAY THE BEEF WHISTLE???
DO THEY LIKE GRAVY WIT THERE STEAK?
ROCK ON WIT YO BAD SEFL & KEEP YO MEAT FRESH.
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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0 | Posted: 2004-11-14 5:02 pm Permalink
Meat Tiki,
Please try to forgive the brazen ways of my fellow TC members. They seem not to understand that we need to welcome new members to our table with an appetite of friendship.
I would like to admonish those members (as well as rat them off) for not offering you our blue-plate special of aloha!
Welcome aboard Meat Tiki!
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"I'm ashamed to be here, but not too ashamed to leave..."
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Meat Tiki
Member
Joined: Nov 14, 2004
Posts: 2
From: Omana, NE
| Posted: 2004-11-14 5:11 pm Permalink
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On 2004-11-14 16:18, bigbrotiki wrote:
...not from the same Hamburg family.
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Is taht you Great Unkle Sven?
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Shipwreckjoey
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2004-11-14 5:38 pm Permalink
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On 2004-11-14 14:25, Trader Woody wrote:
Were you in the band Killdozer?
Trader Woody
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I was thinking The Meat Puppets
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Gigantalope
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
| Posted: 2004-11-14 8:51 pm Permalink
O Ma Ha?
Is that the Big Island?
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Mrs. B
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 12, 2003
Posts: 231 | Posted: 2004-11-14 9:05 pm Permalink
Meatloaf makes a come back...news at 4 am
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2004-11-14 9:18 pm Permalink
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On 2004-11-14 21:05, Mrs. B wrote:
Meatloaf makes a come back...news at 4 am
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Don't let your meat loaf.
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RevBambooBen
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7197
From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2004-11-14 9:30 pm Permalink
Tiki Toa???
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2004-11-14 9:35 pm Permalink
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On 2004-11-14 21:30, RevBambooBen wrote:
Tiki Toa???
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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freddiefreelance
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2004-11-15 12:04 pm Permalink
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On 2004-11-14 17:38, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
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On 2004-11-14 14:25, Trader Woody wrote:
Were you in the band Killdozer?
Trader Woody
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I was thinking The Meat Puppets
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The Meatmen came to my mind first:
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bigbrotiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 10562
From: Tiki Island, above the Silverlake
| Posted: 2004-11-15 1:11 pm Permalink
This story is grounds enough to become a vegetarian.
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