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If we're not supposed to eat people, why are they made out of meat? (the Cannibal Thread) |
Bruddah Bear
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From: Los Angeles Basin, Westside
|  Posted: 2011-04-13 8:02 pm Permalink
Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?
Because they're bitter.
Bear
Don't be angry with me, ladies. It's my wife's joke.
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Hakalugi
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Posts: 2816
From: Redondo Beach, CA
| Posted: 2011-11-08 1:33 pm Permalink
Finger Food - Self cannibalism in New Zealand
Yikes!
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Hakalugi
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From: Redondo Beach, CA
| Posted: 2012-03-08 08:39 am Permalink
Wacky Package - Headhunter Helper:
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bigbrotiki
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From: Tiki Island, above the Silverlake
| Posted: 2012-03-08 10:25 am Permalink
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bigtikidude
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Posts: 8314
From: Anaheim,Ca.
| Posted: 2012-03-08 9:23 pm Permalink
I came up with a song title for a tiki song called "Long Pig Luau"
Jim from Tikiyaki didn't want to use it,
so when I did an all tiki music edition of Radiofree bakersfield.
I called it the Long Pig Luau
see here:
http://www.tikiroom.com/tikicentral/bb/viewtopic.php?topic=31563&forum=11&hilite=long%20pig%20luau
Then Jonpaul said, "we need to open a restaurant, called the Long Pig Luau,
Where we actually eat people"
Like Soylent Green, but TIKI!!!!
Jeff(btd)
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2012-03-08 9:26 pm Permalink
Your worrying me now, Jeff......
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bigtikidude
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Posts: 8314
From: Anaheim,Ca.
| Posted: 2012-03-08 9:34 pm Permalink
Now?
You should have always been worried.
what is the best way to get rid of TC people you don't like?
Eat them.
no evidence.
Unless of course yer caught wearing their bones around yer neck.
Jeff(btd)
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Bruddah Bear
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From: Los Angeles Basin, Westside
| Posted: 2012-03-08 10:30 pm Permalink
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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From: Ling Cod Beach, CA 90803
| Posted: 2012-03-25 1:04 pm Permalink
Monty Python: Lifeboat sketch
So which thread becomes the official cannibal thread of TikiCentral?
Cannibals were picky eaters?
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VampiressRN
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| Posted: 2012-03-25 2:14 pm Permalink
Never saw this thread before...great humor.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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| Posted: 2012-07-27 3:20 pm Permalink
Cannibal humor:
A five minute segment from the TV show Night Gallery. Can't decide if it's cutting edge droll ghoulish wit or a desperate attempt to spice up a failing show.
Night Gallery: Satisfaction Guaranteed
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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| Posted: 2012-10-25 1:47 pm Permalink
NEW YORK (AP) — A law enforcement official says a police officer's estranged wife alerted New York authorities about her husband, who is now suspected of plotting to kidnap and cook women.
NYC officer arrested in ghoulish kidnap plot
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tikilongbeach
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From: LBC via DFW
| Posted: 2012-10-25 2:51 pm Permalink
You can buy this on Amazon. Not for those offended by racist stereotypes.
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