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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2009-03-12 10:45 pm   Permalink

I had loose hope once, the doctor prescribed charcoal biscuits. Worked brilliantly. My hope was right back to normal in a matter of days.
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Unga Bunga
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From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2009-03-12 10:58 pm   Permalink

I got jipped!
My doctor told me to use them at my next backyard barbecue.


 
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KuKu
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From: Santa Cruz, CA. norcal
Posted: 2009-03-13 03:16 am   Permalink

Last time I BBQ'ed my backyard I got sent to the DR. who says there is no hope for me but to try & just hang loose...
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Chip and Andy
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Posted: 2009-03-13 06:07 am   Permalink

The nice Doctor lady, the one who puts the sparks in my head, she said there was no hope for me. She keeps saying I have completely lost my mind and the best she can do is make me comfortable. Well..... the jokes on her! I never had a mind to loose in the first place!



 
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2009-03-13 07:25 am   Permalink

A mind too loose can lead to some interesting times.

 
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Chip and Andy
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Posted: 2009-03-13 12:33 pm   Permalink

Yep, them was interesting times.......

I can remember back in '82, you weren't even a gleam in your fathers eye then were you? Yeah, back in '82, we had to use the phone and manually dial into the network, only we didn't call it the 'net back then we called them bulletin boards. But that name never really made much sense because I never could get the tacks to stick worth a damn into that hard plastic Ma-Bell made the phones out of.





And.... Happy Birthday to the Net! Well, to HTTP at least.


http://news.cnet.com/8301-10787_3-10195512-60.html?tag=nl.e432

20 Years!


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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2009-04-12 09:09 am   Permalink

Picture proof that mankind is devolving.

Crack kills


 
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The Gnomon
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From: MD-DC-VA
Posted: 2009-04-13 07:32 am   Permalink

What might this be picture proof of I wonder.



 
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2009-04-15 8:56 pm   Permalink

or this one

WTF?


 
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2009-07-17 10:46 pm   Permalink

HUH? "Oscar Mayer Weinermobile Crashes into Wisconsin Home"?????
Punchline please.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090718/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_weinermobile_wreck

I give up, link not working.

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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2009-07-17 10:52 pm   Permalink

Dammit Yahoo, that's not how you spell it, It's Oscar Meyer. I grew up with this and I know. The Weinermobile was cool when I was a kid.

 
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2009-07-28 5:11 pm   Permalink

Some cautionary images images from the 101 Strings album The "Exotic" Sounds of Love posted by Jeff Central in the Tiki Music thread Challenge for the Les Baxter 101 Strings Experts





See? You really can put someones eye out with that thing.


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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2009-09-02 5:56 pm   Permalink

So, if an older woman stalks younger prey and she's called a cougar, what would a man be called that stalks younger women?,.........a man?,....manther? peacock?
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Mr. NoNaMe
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Posted: 2009-09-02 9:23 pm   Permalink

HAAAHHHH!!!!! Gene is judging a drag queen beauty contest.

They are a lot better looking than "Rachel" at the Ultramar.
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2009-09-26 09:33 am   Permalink

I seriously doubt that I'm the only one who ever thought lil decorative soaps looked like something good to eat...





But can I really be the only person who ever tried eating one? I mean, as an adult.
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