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The Official Tiki Central's 'Hijack This Thread" Thread.
lone tiki?
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Posted: 2006-06-06 09:30 am   Permalink

I haven't got Tourettes Syndrome you stupid witch!
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2006-06-06 7:21 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-06-04 11:04, Unga Bunga wrote:
So I was walikin down the street one day.............




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On 2006-06-04 11:58, Jungle Trader wrote:
.....when you tried to get me to walk thru the kitchen, past all the cooks, to get into the bar at The Phoenix Hotel SF. Like a magician, you disappeared, then you were found again the next day.



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On 2006-06-04 12:59, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I woke up in dog shit thinking.....



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On 2006-06-04 13:00, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Hey! Did you just see that monkey...



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On 2006-06-04 13:48, Polynesiac wrote:
did I turn off the oven?



quote]
On 2006-06-05 17:05, SilverLine wrote:


Ooops! Wrong thread!


[/quote]

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On 2006-06-05 17:12, finkdaddy wrote:
Why does everyone think Humpty Dumpty was an egg?!?! The poem never says he was an egg, so what gives? He sat on a wall, he fell and busted his behind. So what. My kids do that all the time and none of them are eggs.




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On 2006-06-05 19:37, marika wrote:
I am finishing my keg because I need a new one nice and cold for saturday and the only day I can get it is tomorrow. I could always leave a deposit for a second empty keg but I prefer finishing it tonight. There is a lot more beer than my husband thought.



Quote:

On 2006-06-05 20:14, Chongolio wrote:
Slow down, use your turn signal, pick a lane and stay in it, get off the cell phone, come to a complete stop at stop signs, pay attention, be a courteous driver and don't drive like an idiot

Chonglio/ Safety Captain




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On 2006-06-05 21:07, The Sperm Whale wrote:
Oh never mind I broke my Lawn Mower?? I wish the dog would hurry up and flush the toilet cause it smells like tuna and catsup. Why is mayonaise sometimes called salad dressing??

[ This Message was edited by: The Sperm Whale 2006-06-05 21:12 ]



Quote:

On 2006-06-05 22:48, Slacks Ferret wrote:
I think I'm considerate of other people because I only pick my nose with my left hand.




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On 2006-06-06 08:42, tikiskip wrote:
So if I talk about "Hijacking this thread" Will you get mad at me for staying on topic? :lol:



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On 2006-06-06 09:12, Rob Roy wrote:
The first rule of TC is that you don't talk about TC.

The second rule of TC is that you don't talk about .... oh damn, I spilled my Zombie.

What was I talking about again?

Oh yes, Owl Central.

[ This Message was edited by: Rob Roy 2006-06-06 09:13 ]



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On 2006-06-06 09:17, WenikiTiki wrote:
What is this "Be kind to ADD" week?







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On 2006-06-06 09:30, lone tiki? wrote:
I haven't got Tourettes Syndrome you stupid witch! :x






Exactly. But more olive drab than chartreuse. (Pantone 394)
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2006-06-06 7:50 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-06-06 19:21, woofmutt wrote:
Quote:

On 2006-06-04 11:04, Unga Bunga wrote:
So I was walikin down the street one day.............




Quote:

On 2006-06-04 11:58, Jungle Trader wrote:
.....when you tried to get me to walk thru the kitchen, past all the cooks, to get into the bar at The Phoenix Hotel SF. Like a magician, you disappeared, then you were found again the next day.



Quote:

On 2006-06-04 12:59, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I woke up in dog shit thinking.....



Quote:

On 2006-06-04 13:00, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Hey! Did you just see that monkey...



Quote:

On 2006-06-04 13:48, Polynesiac wrote:
did I turn off the oven?



quote]
On 2006-06-05 17:05, SilverLine wrote:


Ooops! Wrong thread!





Quote:

On 2006-06-05 17:12, finkdaddy wrote:
Why does everyone think Humpty Dumpty was an egg?!?! The poem never says he was an egg, so what gives? He sat on a wall, he fell and busted his behind. So what. My kids do that all the time and none of them are eggs.




Quote:

On 2006-06-05 19:37, marika wrote:
I am finishing my keg because I need a new one nice and cold for saturday and the only day I can get it is tomorrow. I could always leave a deposit for a second empty keg but I prefer finishing it tonight. There is a lot more beer than my husband thought.



Quote:

On 2006-06-05 20:14, Chongolio wrote:
Slow down, use your turn signal, pick a lane and stay in it, get off the cell phone, come to a complete stop at stop signs, pay attention, be a courteous driver and don't drive like an idiot

Chonglio/ Safety Captain




Quote:

On 2006-06-05 21:07, The Sperm Whale wrote:
Oh never mind I broke my Lawn Mower?? I wish the dog would hurry up and flush the toilet cause it smells like tuna and catsup. Why is mayonaise sometimes called salad dressing??

[ This Message was edited by: The Sperm Whale 2006-06-05 21:12 ]



Quote:

On 2006-06-05 22:48, Slacks Ferret wrote:
I think I'm considerate of other people because I only pick my nose with my left hand.




Quote:

On 2006-06-06 08:42, tikiskip wrote:
So if I talk about "Hijacking this thread" Will you get mad at me for staying on topic? :lol:



Quote:

On 2006-06-06 09:12, Rob Roy wrote:
The first rule of TC is that you don't talk about TC.

The second rule of TC is that you don't talk about .... oh damn, I spilled my Zombie.

What was I talking about again?

Oh yes, Owl Central.

[ This Message was edited by: Rob Roy 2006-06-06 09:13 ]



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On 2006-06-06 09:17, WenikiTiki wrote:
What is this "Be kind to ADD" week?







Quote:

On 2006-06-06 09:30, lone tiki? wrote:
I haven't got Tourettes Syndrome you stupid witch! :x






Exactly. But more olive drab than chartreuse. (Pantone 394)

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It was just pointed out to me that the line "But more olive drab than chartreuse." may be misconstrued as havin' actual meanin'. It was meant as utter nonsense. The color olive drab was chosen as it's one'uh my favorite colors and was the first that came to mind. Chartreuese is close to olive drab in color, and was chosen because it's the sorta fine point one might make when talkin' color. However, "drab" implies drab, and "chartreuse" implies fab and that was not the intention. As I said, I prefer olive drab over chartreuse as chartreuse seems to have a a quality of snobbery about it which I just can't take. Also she and I dated fer two months and she's...Well, a handful. (Most of yuh've all heard the punch bowls story and have seen my scar.) (An unfortunate few of yuh've seen the other scar I usually don't mention when tellin' the story.) Still, I somewhere sometime saw some raw silk chartreuse fabric and it was pretty neat. Too nice fer my use, but I liked it anyway. Although raw silks have been sorta trendy lately I think they havea genuine timeless quality which may make them a good choice fer whatever the hell we're talkin' 'bout. Has anyone else wondered why silk is so much more affordable than it used to be? I'm sure there is some known reason fer it, but I've not bothered to check it out. Maybe the silk folks learned to grow bigger silk worms? Developed workers with smaller hands? Better tastin' Mulberry leaves? I think that's what silk worms eat. Isn't it the bark of the Paperbark Mulberry tree from which genuine Tapa is made? If Paperbark Mulberry leaves were fed to silk worms would they spin a Tapa colored thread? Thread. One thread when combined with many other threads can make a fabric which can then be sewn into all sorts of useful things which the thread itself alone would not have been capable of doing. However, only a single thread can be used fer that trick where yuh cut a banana in half without cuttin' the peel. It's very cool and I've spent many an evenin' goin through a whole buncha bananas solely fer my own amusement. Buncha bannas...Funny how things always come back to Tiki Central.
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Chip and Andy
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Posted: 2006-06-06 8:06 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-06-06 19:50, woofmutt wrote:
Buncha bannas...



We can see what happens when you turn
500 mentos loose on 100 bottles of Diet Coke, but what happens when you put Banana Laffy Taffy in Diet Dr. Pepper.

No link, I really want to know.....
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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2006-06-06 8:31 pm   Permalink

One day I quoted a famous actor but I never said it was a quote or who it was I was quoting. Here is how it went, to my wife in a romantic moment, "Your lips are like 2 hot buttered brussel sprouts." Her rather sarcastic retort, "I can't believe I married you!"

If you think that is funny, then laugh. If not don't, then tell me who said it and it what movie.

Stay on topic!


 
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RevBambooBen
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Posted: 2006-06-06 8:52 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-06-06 20:31, Jungle Trader wrote:

Stay on topic!




Eat me Bitch!
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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2006-06-06 9:00 pm   Permalink

Hey you one-eyed pirate, go jump off the HB pier.
oooooh, mean, aren't I?


 
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The Sperm Whale
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Posted: 2006-06-06 9:04 pm   Permalink

I think I'd rather eat Cat than try human!! but thats just me.

 
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RevBambooBen
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Posted: 2006-06-06 9:25 pm   Permalink

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On 2006-06-06 21:04, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I think I'd rather eat Cat than try human!! but thats just me.



OOOOOps! Thought this was the photo assoc. post!


http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Doh!!

For those that will be offended, don't look!!

It's the first that came up on google! Blame them!!




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Posted: 2006-06-06 9:32 pm   Permalink

Happy 06/06/06

We are all going to hell after this thread.

Mmmm, brimstone.

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Posted: 2006-06-07 12:28 am   Permalink

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On 2006-06-06 19:50, woofmutt wrote:
Has anyone else wondered why silk is so much more affordable than it used to be?


Silkworm Viagra.


 
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Rob Roy
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Posted: 2006-06-07 08:32 am   Permalink

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On 2006-06-06 21:04, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I think I'd rather eat Cat than try human!! but thats just me.



Humans taste like pup seals.


 
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Posted: 2006-06-07 09:45 am   Permalink

I used to have a pup. His name was Grits. Later I found out my Dad named him after Nixon's dig. Geez. Anyway, he ran away. I always used to ask my parents where my dog was but they always said, "Oh, he's out hunting." I think maybe he's dead now or he'd be about 35 years old. Is that old for a dog?

 
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Posted: 2006-06-09 10:20 am   Permalink

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On 2006-06-07 08:32, Rob Roy wrote:
Quote:

On 2006-06-06 21:04, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I think I'd rather eat Cat than try human!! but thats just me.



Humans taste like pup seals.


Did you ever wonder why every car comes with a tire iron? For clubbing any baby seals you happen to come across on those coastal roadtrips into Canada!
I want a little fur hat made out of baby seal fur..... Mmmmmmm. Seal fur........
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Posted: 2006-06-09 5:59 pm   Permalink

This is great. I was looking for an explanation to the world around me.

 
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