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The Official Tiki Central's 'Hijack This Thread" Thread.
RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2006-06-09 7:26 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-06-09 17:59, Hau 'oli Tiki wrote:
This is great. I was looking for an explanation to the world around me.




Here you go........

"Ethanol in and of itself makes platelets, the clotting factors in blood, less sticky, so you decrease the possibility they will clog arteries," says Dr. Ruth Kava, director of nutrition for the American Council on Science and Health.


 
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Hau 'oli Tiki
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From: Lamegoona Hills, CA
Posted: 2006-06-10 09:53 am   Permalink

Yes, however, peanut butter doesn't come in aerosol.

 
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SoccerTiki
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Joined: Feb 24, 2005
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From: TheSoccerTikiGrotto, Island of LongBeach
Posted: 2006-06-10 10:15 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-06-06 21:25, RevBambooBen wrote:
Quote:

On 2006-06-06 21:04, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I think I'd rather eat Cat than try human!! but thats just me.



OOOOOps! Thought this was the photo assoc. post!


http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Doh!!

For those that will be offended, don't look!!

It's the first that came up on google! Blame them!!





BEN!!!!! WooHoo was looking over my shoulder when I clicked on your link..... She puked on my shoulder!!! I don't think I'll ever eat cat again!!! My dog tried to lick the monitor!
That was truly disgusting!!!!

That being said, who said this? "At least he had the decency to wear underwear while he was sagging!"?????

[ This Message was edited by: SoccerTiki 2006-06-10 10:16 ]


 
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Hau 'oli Tiki
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From: Lamegoona Hills, CA
Posted: 2006-06-10 1:08 pm   Permalink

Woo Hoo.

 
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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2006-06-10 3:25 pm   Permalink



Quote:
who said this? "At least he had the decency to wear underwear while he was sagging!"?????



Madeline Khan? about Frankenstein?


 
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Unga Bunga
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From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2006-06-11 12:32 am   Permalink

lost limk

[ This Message was edited by: Unga Bunga 2010-08-25 01:44 ]


 
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2006-06-11 08:55 am   Permalink

Good one Unga!
Ol' Frank's grunting/roaring.
My son and I talk like that to each other all the time and we understand each other perfectly.

Grunt/roar means "Pass the potatos please"

Grunt/squeel/roar back means "Sure dad, here you are"

Oh, by the way, have you switched to Geico?

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lone tiki?
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From: Dublin, Ireland
Posted: 2006-06-12 01:06 am   Permalink


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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2006-06-17 3:47 pm   Permalink

These guys need help:

Recently busted tweakers (meth addicts) here in the Inland Bay Area (HAHA), steal copper tubing from houses under construction. They get around 5 clams per house. Seems like a lot of work just for 5. They could make more, if they installed it.
Ya gotta feel sad for these guys....or not.


 
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RevBambooBen
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Posted: 2006-06-17 9:34 pm   Permalink

Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence....Pete fell off and who was left??

 
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freddiefreelance
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From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2006-06-18 01:46 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-06-17 15:47, Jungle Trader wrote:
These guys need help:

Recently busted tweakers (meth addicts) here in the Inland Bay Area (HAHA), steal copper tubing from houses under construction. They get around 5 clams per house. Seems like a lot of work just for 5. They could make more, if they installed it.
Ya gotta feel sad for these guys....or not.


Worse were the LA Crackheads who would steal Manhole Covers & sell'em as scrap for a few bucks each, no one's going to fall into the sewer & break their neck if someone steals copper tubing & wiring from a house.
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Exoticat
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Posted: 2006-06-18 1:25 pm   Permalink

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.

'I don't much care where --' said Alice.

'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.


 
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Polynesiac
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Posted: 2006-06-23 12:04 am   Permalink

And the punchline to the joke I've forgotten?

"Klingons around Uranus"
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freddiefreelance
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Posted: 2006-06-23 07:40 am   Permalink

And speaking of scratchy underwear, what if you go Commando?

 
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8FT Tiki
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Posted: 2006-06-24 8:30 pm   Permalink



I was playing Operation and I just realized I've lost my wrenched ankle! This is an official APB. Help me find my damned ankle.


 
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