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freddiefreelance
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From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2006-06-26 07:01 am   Permalink

But the only thing worse than a Crazed Pelican is a Flock of Macrame Owls.
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I dream of tiki
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Joined: Jan 12, 2004
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From: Pittsburgh, PA
Posted: 2006-07-02 02:08 am   Permalink

What is the mating call of the Southern belle?

Answer: "I'm soooo druuuuunk!"

Any southern girls, just take this as a bad joke and shake yer heads.


 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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From: Carson, California
Posted: 2006-07-03 09:07 am   Permalink

Why do Pepperidge Farm Three-Layer Cakes taste so darn good?

Sabu


 
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freddiefreelance
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Posted: 2006-07-03 09:10 am   Permalink

The Cocoanut ones? Mmmmm, Cocoanut...

 
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Chip and Andy
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From: Corner table, Molokai Lounge, Mai-Kai.
Posted: 2006-07-03 10:23 am   Permalink

But how, exactly, are we going to get the Spice Girls into the Paella?

 
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Chongolio
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Joined: Oct 02, 2002
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From: The Coast of Kauai
Posted: 2006-07-03 12:03 pm   Permalink

Plate of Shrimp


 
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2006-07-03 12:29 pm   Permalink



Ever sit in hot springs and drink peyote milk shakes and trip on the sights and sounds of the jungle and lagoon? It's electricland man, DIG.
We gotta do a Hoopty this year, right Scott? Last stop...Traders Jungle Outpost. Our pool is done. It looks like a lagoon/pond. Now I just need Drunken Hat as my personal live-in mixologist/medicine man. HiYah yah yah yah HiYah HiYah rattle rattle rattle HiYah yah yah yah.


 
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2006-07-29 08:33 am   Permalink

Anyone else can't sleep cuz of mockingbird incessant chirping 24/7? Devilbird follows me to jobsite chirping on every roof wherever I go. I don't know how it can fly faster than 60 mph, but it does. It knows where I'm going.
Mockingbird please go away or die.


 
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GROG
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Joined: Jun 21, 2006
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2006-07-29 12:00 pm   Permalink

GROG feel your pain JT. Your birds evil twin brother
is my nemisis. There is a special place in hell reserved
for those damned birds!


 
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bigtikidude
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 8943
From: Anaheim,Ca.
Posted: 2006-07-30 09:29 am   Permalink

I have one of the damn birds here in Anaheim.
starts chirping about 3 am in the morning.

what the fuck???? go to sleep bird.

gotta get my pellet gun, and take that sucka out.

Can you say Bye Bye birdy? ha ha ha!!!!

Jeff(bigtikidude)


 
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2006-07-30 09:50 am   Permalink

Yeah, let's go on hunt for devilbird from hell. Then feast.

Grog, didn't Tarzan run into you while on pig hunt journey, just other side of caverns, north of primordial bog where trees no grow? Near southern edge of my jungle? No trees beyond that point, can't swing. Many ground dwellers there. (So. Cal.)


 
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GROG
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2006-07-31 12:00 pm   Permalink

Yes, GROG try to convince Tarzan to hunt and kill devil-bird, but Tarzan
was intent on pork.



 
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Chongolio
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Joined: Oct 02, 2002
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From: The Coast of Kauai
Posted: 2006-08-01 11:14 am   Permalink

a-papa-oom-mow-mow-a-papa-oom-mow-mow

 
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
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From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2006-08-14 09:35 am   Permalink

Muscle Beach Party appreciation!





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Rob Roy
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From: Ventura, CA
Posted: 2006-08-14 10:17 am   Permalink

Has anybody seen my liver?

 
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