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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
|  Posted: 2006-06-26 07:01 am Permalink
But the only thing worse than a Crazed Pelican is a Flock of Macrame Owls.
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I dream of tiki
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Joined: Jan 12, 2004
Posts: 494
From: Pittsburgh, PA
| Posted: 2006-07-02 02:08 am Permalink
What is the mating call of the Southern belle?
Answer:  "I'm soooo druuuuunk!"
Any southern girls, just take this as a bad joke and shake yer heads.
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2006-07-03 09:07 am Permalink
Why do Pepperidge Farm Three-Layer Cakes taste so darn good?
Sabu
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2006-07-03 09:10 am Permalink
The Cocoanut ones? Mmmmm, Cocoanut...
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Chip and Andy
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Joined: Jul 13, 2004
Posts: 2079
From: Corner table, Molokai Lounge, Mai-Kai.
| Posted: 2006-07-03 10:23 am Permalink
But how, exactly, are we going to get the Spice Girls into the Paella?
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Chongolio
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Joined: Oct 02, 2002
Posts: 2765
From: The Coast of Kauai
| Posted: 2006-07-03 12:03 pm Permalink
Plate of Shrimp
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2006-07-03 12:29 pm Permalink
Ever sit in hot springs and drink peyote milk shakes and trip on the sights and sounds of the jungle and lagoon? It's electricland man, DIG.
We gotta do a Hoopty this year, right Scott? Last stop...Traders Jungle Outpost. Our pool is done. It looks like a lagoon/pond. Now I just need Drunken Hat as my personal live-in mixologist/medicine man. HiYah yah yah yah HiYah HiYah rattle rattle rattle HiYah yah yah yah.
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2006-07-29 08:33 am Permalink
Anyone else can't sleep cuz of mockingbird incessant chirping 24/7? Devilbird follows me to jobsite chirping on every roof wherever I go. I don't know how it can fly faster than 60 mph, but it does. It knows where I'm going.
Mockingbird please go away or die.
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GROG
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Joined: Jun 21, 2006
Posts: 6195
From: Tujunga
| Posted: 2006-07-29 12:00 pm Permalink
GROG feel your pain JT. Your birds evil twin brother
is my nemisis. There is a special place in hell reserved
for those damned birds!
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bigtikidude
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 8263
From: Anaheim,Ca.
| Posted: 2006-07-30 09:29 am Permalink
I have one of the damn birds here in Anaheim.
starts chirping about 3 am in the morning.
what the fuck???? go to sleep bird.
gotta get my pellet gun, and take that sucka out.
Can you say Bye Bye birdy? ha ha ha!!!!
Jeff(bigtikidude)
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2006-07-30 09:50 am Permalink
Yeah, let's go on hunt for devilbird from hell. Then feast.
Grog, didn't Tarzan run into you while on pig hunt journey, just other side of caverns, north of primordial bog where trees no grow? Near southern edge of my jungle? No trees beyond that point, can't swing. Many ground dwellers there. (So. Cal.)
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GROG
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Joined: Jun 21, 2006
Posts: 6195
From: Tujunga
| Posted: 2006-07-31 12:00 pm Permalink
Yes, GROG try to convince Tarzan to hunt and kill devil-bird, but Tarzan
was intent on pork.
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Chongolio
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Joined: Oct 02, 2002
Posts: 2765
From: The Coast of Kauai
| Posted: 2006-08-01 11:14 am Permalink
a-papa-oom-mow-mow-a-papa-oom-mow-mow
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2006-08-14 09:35 am Permalink
Muscle Beach Party appreciation!
 
 
 
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Rob Roy
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Joined: Dec 03, 2004
Posts: 349
From: Ventura, CA
| Posted: 2006-08-14 10:17 am Permalink
Has anybody seen my liver?
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