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New Decanter - name him & win 1 free!
JohnnyP
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Joined: Nov 23, 2005
Posts: 1689
From: Attica, MI
Posted: 2006-11-08 06:04 am   Permalink

"Dumb rum"
"Dumbhead"


 
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Trader Tom
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Joined: Jan 26, 2006
Posts: 812
From: Hillsboro, OR
Posted: 2006-11-08 06:12 am   Permalink

"Sewing School Dropout"

(Parody of “Beauty School Dropout” from the film GREASE)

Your story sad to tell,
A headhunter ne'er do well,
Most nearsighted young cannibal on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade-in on your smile!

Tropical Birds: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

Sewing school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Sewing school dropout,
Missed your spear throw and now the hunt is through!
Well at least you could have taken time, to neatly stitch your
your lips up,
After each of us donated rum to fill your empty skull up!


 
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teaKEY
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Joined: Nov 09, 2004
Posts: 3664
From: The thumb !
Posted: 2006-11-08 07:08 am   Permalink

nice song

 
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frostiki
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Joined: Aug 14, 2006
Posts: 434
From: Mobile, AL
Posted: 2006-11-08 07:32 am   Permalink

Here is my 2˘ worth

Donny's Decanted Demise
Dirty Donny Decanted
Donny's Downfall
Don's Demise
Don Decanted
Demise of Don
Decanted Don
Deadly Decanter
Deadly Demise

And to break with the alliteration.
Grog B. Headed
Grog E. Headed
Corky
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teaKEY
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Joined: Nov 09, 2004
Posts: 3664
From: The thumb !
Posted: 2006-11-08 07:38 am   Permalink

Dirty Donny's Disenchanted Decanter. its anti enchanted

 
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teaKEY
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Joined: Nov 09, 2004
Posts: 3664
From: The thumb !
Posted: 2006-11-08 07:41 am   Permalink

Nevermindx, taken- the above

 
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teaKEY
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Posts: 3664
From: The thumb !
Posted: 2006-11-08 08:19 am   Permalink

Jonnhy P has Souvenir, but how about Soulvenir or Soul-venear

Dirrty Donny's Vile Vial (vial means decanter)
Dirty Donny's Defiled Dispenser (the Four Ds)
Smothered Mother (mother as in bad mother f'er)
Sealed Fate (lips and top of decanted sealed, fate is that you are going to drink from it)
Shut your mouth!
Dirty Donny's Dependable Distillation
Dirty Donny's Dispensable Distillation
Spirits Spirit
Bootleg and head Brew
Dirty Donny's Shurnken Surprize. (DDSS for short)


 
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teaKEY
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Posts: 3664
From: The thumb !
Posted: 2006-11-08 08:27 am   Permalink

Rums the word


 
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dibroc
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Joined: Jul 29, 2006
Posts: 375
From: Sunny Southern Califiorina
Posted: 2006-11-08 11:41 am   Permalink

ruff day at the office
it's a jungle out there
don decapato (he made an offer that couldn't be refused)
green with envy
head of state
see what happens when you ask for a little head (opps sorry kids)
lost in the jungle



 
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Tom Slick
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Joined: Aug 26, 2005
Posts: 1092
From: The Beaches of South Bay, SoCal
Posted: 2006-11-08 3:46 pm   Permalink

1 more posting....
The incredible,not so edible "Nasty Noggin' Concoction" by the Decomposed Draftsman "Dirty Donny"
"-Serving HeadNog from the Amazon Bog since 1813"

"Dipsomaniac Donny"- The cure for your Headache, direct from the Jivaro Stake!

"Dread Head" -Fear The Spear

"Head Drunkard"- It will make your head loose, When drinkin this Jivaro Juice
Dirty Donny...Makin' you lose your head Since 1974....
Dirty Donny- Making heads roll since 1974....

***I want to thank Holden and DD for offering this contest!, And I would look at the posting dates when making a descision of a winner due to all the edits in posts like my own! I did read all the names in hopes of not duplicating a post, but there were so many, so if someone else posted the exact same, PM me or kindly let me know!***



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net-tiki
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Joined: Jan 28, 2004
Posts: 244
From: The Town of the Damned
Posted: 2006-11-08 4:23 pm   Permalink

Unspeakably Rotten. I do have to say that i saw this in a post that was in another thread. As soon as I read those words the shrunken head came to mind.
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JohnnyP
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Joined: Nov 23, 2005
Posts: 1689
From: Attica, MI
Posted: 2006-11-08 4:33 pm   Permalink

"Bamboozeld"
"Bam-booze-eld"
"Spirit spit"
"Shrunk Drunk"
"Stale Pail"
"Drainium Crainium"
"Rolling Stone"
"Rolling Stoned"
"Face Vace"
"Cap-tured"


 
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GROG
Grand Member (first year)  

Joined: Jun 21, 2006
Posts: 6838
From: Tujunga
Posted: 2006-11-08 7:16 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-11-08 07:32, frostiki wrote:

And to break with the alliteration.
Grog B. Headed
Grog E. Headed
Corky




What the.....? Grog B. Headed!!!? Don't make GROG come over there!

(Now "CORKY", GROG like that one. It's right up there with "SHRUNKEN ' ED" )



 
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MakeDaMug
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Joined: Mar 28, 2002
Posts: 1182
From: behind a cluttered desk
Posted: 2006-11-08 7:36 pm   Permalink

Holy Schnikees! There are WAY, WAY, WAY more entries than I thought there'd be. I'm seriously gonna need about 2-3 days after the contest's close this Friday to work on picking a winner! I'm getting carpel tunnel (sp?) just from moving my mouse down the screen on all of the entries (okay not really - but... WOW!!).
Holden


 
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fez monkey
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Joined: Jul 10, 2006
Posts: 198
From: San Francisco Bay Area
Posted: 2006-11-08 7:53 pm   Permalink

A handful more.

Noxious Native
Noxious Noggin'

Gnarly Noggin'

Johnny B. Dead
(variants)
Donny B. Dead
Donny B. Head
Donny B. Headed

Maim
Auntie Maim

Groggy
Feelin' Groggy

Savage Dreams

Dr. Fright
Grave Knave
Crusty

Judge(d) Dread
Dreadful Don

Jungle Jim
Jungle Juice(r)

Jinxed
Mr. Jinx

Zonked Zombie
(I like Zonked Zombie Top, but I forsee legal battles)
Zonker

Mr. Rum in Cheek

Brad Pittiful.

Cursed Crock
Creepy Crock
Doomed Dome
Pickled Pete
Savage Brewed
Wicked Brewed
Hooch
Hooch Head

And finally, with apologies to Louis Prima:
"I Ain't Got No Body"


- SV
Remember, to avoid such a fate when visiting the natives, don't squeeze the Shaman.


 
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