||Iniquitiki joins the ranks of the Legends of Forbidden Island!
Grand Member (first year)
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
From: Tradewinds Apartments, Alameda, CA
|Posted: 2008-08-05 5:15 pm  Permalink|
Hilarious list Martin! Overheard someone at an LA bar last weekend order a "dirty" martini with high end vodka. Why bother paying for expensive vodka if you're going to add brine?
Joined: Jul 28, 2006
From: Los Gatos, CA USA
|Posted: 2008-08-05 7:34 pm  Permalink|
I found the Black Strap is pretty good in a Dead Sailor -- the brown sugar mixed with the molasses flavor of the Black Strap rum makes a really nice maple flavor! Good if you like your drinks sweet. The Black Strap seems to overpower any other drink it is in.
Joined: Aug 10, 2004
|Posted: 2008-08-06 09:01 am  Permalink|
On 2008-08-04 16:27, JenTiki wrote:
Yikes!!! That's a list that even I don't want to tackle! Although, I'll admit that a few of those do sound kinda tasty for those nights when I'm in a get drunk and vomit mood.
Hey Jen, Nobody like a bragger about barfing.
ha ha ha.
p.s. hmmmm Oasis is coming up,
wonder how I will do?
[ This Message was edited by: bigtikidude 2008-08-06 09:03 ]
Joined: Apr 04, 2005
From: San Fransisco, now LA!
|Posted: 2008-08-06 09:20 am  Permalink|
You just brought back all of my west side L.A. bartending nightmares! PTSD!
WHY Martin WHY ????!!!!
Gotta say my favorite though. . .
Guy comes in all cool with his collar popped and (looking smugly at the two highlight-streaked-gold-purse-toting 'ladies' he is with) asks if we have 'Grey Goose Vodka' like it is some super special secret coolness code to order it. . . . I say Yes of course, gesturing to where it is prominently displayed on the shelf.
Mr. Cool Dude then asked, nonchalantly and in all seriousness, 'Do you have any Grape Cool-aide?' . . . .
. . . I had to walk away . . .
. . . Totally true story. . .
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Joined: Jul 26, 2006
From: Carmichael, CA
|Posted: 2008-08-07 8:44 pm  Permalink|
....better to have your name over the toilet than be kneeling in front of it (haven't done that in 30 years)...Hats off to Ron...you da man....and I'll have whatever Vic is having........
Joined: Aug 15, 2007
From: The West of Oakland
|Posted: 2008-08-11 11:55 pm  Permalink|
WE'RE CHANGING FORMATS!!!!!
ALL MARTINI BAR!!
Join our slick new Martini Club, drink all 106 Martinis, and get your name on a plaque above the toilet!!!
18. KEY LIME UV Vanilla Vodka, Lime Juice, Baileys $6
20. CHOCOLATE UV Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, Creme de Cocao, Choco Syrup $6
21. 24 K UV Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto, Chambord, Lime Juice, OJ $7
22. GRAPE CRUSH Call Vodka, Razzmatazz, Sweet&Sour $6
34. GRAPE APE UV Grape Vodka, 7 UP, Sweet and Sour $6
35. CHERRY BOMB UV Cherry Vodka, Red Bull $6
38. MARTIAN Midori, Gin $6
good christ is this for real? the ones above particularly make me want to HURL, but none as much as these two gems:
45. CALIFORNIA UV Vodka, Red Wine, Dark Rum $6
106. CALL A CAB: Midori, Peach Schnapps, Cocunut Rum, crème de Bananas, UV Orange, Peach Liquor, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice, Sprite $8
Is this from the Claim Jumper or something?
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.