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Tiki Jokes?
little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2007-03-26 9:55 pm   Permalink

That's not a joke1
You have to imagine the sign...if you read the story,you'll still get it.. it's a Lost Pig sign....
Why are Tikis motivated? Because they're made out of WOULD! Please! Somebody post some Tiki Jokes before Surf-n-Turf makes us read another Limerick!


 
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GROG
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Joined: Jun 21, 2006
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2007-03-26 10:08 pm   Permalink

Tikis aren't very funny. They work in cartoons, but not jokes.

 
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kikekeki
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Joined: Oct 13, 2006
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From: the River of Grass in FlourDough
Posted: 2007-03-27 08:22 am   Permalink

why did the tiki cross the road?
to get to the other side!

why did the tiki paint his toenails red?
to hide in the strawberry patch!

there you go, a new twist on the very first two jokes I knew...


K.


 
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PockyTiki
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Joined: Feb 28, 2006
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From: central MA
Posted: 2007-03-27 08:34 am   Permalink

ok i found this one a couple weeks ago. It's pretty bad so bare with me.

A white tourist walked into a store in Samoa to find an old Samoan man standing next to the cash register. He couldn't take his eyes off an item on the counter. It was gum with big initials "PK". The palagi man kindly asked the old man, "excuse me sir, what does PK stand for?"
The old man shook his head, gave the palagi man an angry look and said, "You stupid palagi, PK, papo kum".

*cymbal crash*
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Howland
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From: Folly Beach, SC--'Follynesia'
Posted: 2007-03-27 08:45 am   Permalink

Quote:
Please! Somebody post some Tiki Jokes before Surf-n-Turf makes us read another Limerick!



Too late!
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There once was a tiki artist named Ken
who created cool art over and over again
but his jokes were so bad
even worse than the limericks of Brad (me, SnT)
that we hope they soon come to an end.


just jokin'-bring'em on!
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little lost tiki
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Posted: 2007-03-27 09:38 am   Permalink


How about puns?
puns are funny...aren't they?


 
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Hula Cat
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From: Bellows Falls Vermont
Posted: 2007-03-27 11:27 am   Permalink

what did the tiki say to the carver?

until I met you
I was stumped!
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Hula Cat
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From: Bellows Falls Vermont
Posted: 2007-03-27 11:33 am   Permalink


tiki followed with.....stay away from "dry" humor

or I'll split ...........
( really ....I DO need a day job)
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Hula Cat
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From: Bellows Falls Vermont
Posted: 2007-03-28 08:18 am   Permalink

just like playing to a room full of moai.....

you all sit there stone faced

(may I now enter the honorary (remember the "Jetsetter" bus trip?) legion of "The Joke Butcher"?)
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GROG
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2007-03-28 08:43 am   Permalink

Those are clever Hula Kitty.

 
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little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2007-03-28 11:37 pm   Permalink

the Moai drink, the Better I feel...
that's the punchline but i forgot the joke!


 
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Hula Cat
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From: Bellows Falls Vermont
Posted: 2007-03-29 07:42 am   Permalink

"after drinking all night ,.......today, I feel like a tiki........
I woke up with a BIG head!"

(on the same idea).. "Hey tiki, why the mean face?"

or........."sure you're Handsome

But don't get a big head over it"


 
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GROG
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2007-03-29 08:10 am   Permalink

Now your struggling.

 
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tikiskip
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Posted: 2007-03-29 09:39 am   Permalink

What dose a pirate drive?
A Yaaris.
New car from toyota.


 
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little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2007-03-29 09:45 am   Permalink

that last one wasn't even a tiki joke!
it was a pirate joke.....YARRRRRRRR!
Here's a tiki joke to put you all back on track....
What do you called a stoned tiki?
A Paka-LONO!!!!
Bora-Boris is funny!
Where is he when you need him?


 
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