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tikicoma
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From: city of destiny
|  Posted: 2012-02-15 11:49 pm Permalink
For a few years I was a smoker at a meat processing plant, mostly I smoked bacon, lots of bacon , thousands of pound of bacon a day.
After work I'd clean up a bit and head to my favorite tavern that's near a college. I usually sat at the bar by the ordering area and weekly girls from the collage, after getting a beer, would turn to each other and ask what smells so good? I'd ask them if it smelled like bacon and when the said yes I'd tell them it's me! From the results I guess that I'm good at leaving women speechless. 
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MadDogMike
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From: The Anvil of the Sun
| Posted: 2012-02-19 3:57 pm Permalink
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Clay, the oldest and most divine art media;
"And now, from the clay of the ground, the Lord God formed man" Genesis 2:7
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mrtikibar
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From: Neskowin, OR
| Posted: 2012-02-24 11:23 am Permalink
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Limbo Lizard
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From: Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas
| Posted: 2012-02-28 10:47 pm Permalink
Bacon Starry Night
Van Gogh's 'Starry Night', in a new medium... pork!
Inspired by the carnivorous genius of this masterpiece (and with apologies to Don McLean):
Porky, porky night
Making art, the tasty way
Ham and bacon on display
The meat that soothes the yearning in my soul
The fragrance gives me chills
Fry those strips and curling frills
Drain the fat, it’s greasy still
And runs on down my fingers to my hands
Now, I understand
What bacon really means to me
And though I suffer in my arteries
Don’t want a diet that’s fat-free
I should cut back, but I just don’t know how
I think I’ll eat more, now
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Unga Bunga
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From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2012-02-28 10:58 pm Permalink
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Loki-Tiki
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From: Like...The Valley
| Posted: 2012-02-29 07:23 am Permalink
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On 2012-02-28 22:58, Unga Bunga wrote:
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Hmmmm decisions...decisions...
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bigtikidude
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Posts: 8255
From: Anaheim,Ca.
| Posted: 2012-02-29 11:35 am Permalink
The Starry night is amazing.
as for the backinis, I say the cooked one looks better.
and I would be more willing to eat it.
Jeff(btd)
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Chuck Tatum is Tiki
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From: Southern Cailifornia
| Posted: 2012-02-29 12:00 pm Permalink
Hey you guys, Stop playing with my breakfast!
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Bruddah Bear
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From: Los Angeles Basin, Westside
| Posted: 2012-03-03 4:18 pm Permalink
From the Six Flags Magic Mountain News email for March 3, 2012:
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| New Maple Bacon Funnel Cake: A completely one-of-a-kind breakfast experience. Available from park opening to noon at Suzette's Bakery (Six Flags Plaza) for a limited time. You'll never go back to eggs!
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It had to happen sometime, what an inspired pairing of two great things, bacon (the food of the gods) and funnel cake (tasty amusement park/carnival/fair... uh.. fare). This could be the biggest thing since a chocolate bar eating roller skater ran into a passing peanut butter muncher.
Bear
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MadDogMike
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Posts: 6401
From: The Anvil of the Sun
| Posted: 2012-03-06 11:14 am Permalink
Brudda,
I had one of these yesterday - TASTY
It was a "Texas Donut" at the fair so it was about 8 inches across, covered in maple glaze and BACON!
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"And now, from the clay of the ground, the Lord God formed man" Genesis 2:7
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Limbo Lizard
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Posts: 605
From: Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas
| Posted: 2012-03-07 9:29 pm Permalink
Oh, no! Turns out, these poor girls were lured into sporting bacon bikinis, under false pretenses. Hey, don't laugh,... it could have been your generous, altruistic daughter!
The Bacon Bikini Scandal
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hiltiki
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Posts: 2775
From: Reseda, calif.
| Posted: 2012-03-19 7:58 pm Permalink
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bigtikidude
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From: Anaheim,Ca.
| Posted: 2012-03-20 3:44 pm Permalink
http://www.beefbacon.net/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG4ZJW5PAsg&feature=player_embedded
drooool
Jeff(btd)
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bigtikidude
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From: Anaheim,Ca.
| Posted: 2012-03-27 3:23 pm Permalink
bacon overdose
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17521237
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bigtikidude
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 8255
From: Anaheim,Ca.
| Posted: 2012-03-29 8:52 pm Permalink
Now you can be buried in a bacon coffin!
http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/03/29/now-you-can-be-buried-in-a-bacon-coffin/
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