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Tiki Oasis 9 - Artist Alley Previews! Warning: This thread is neither cool nor current! So there!
squid
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Posted: 2009-08-10 12:34 pm   Permalink

Howdyloha all you Tiki-O-Hayseeds! Pappy has a big announcemernt fer ya!

Just so that Big Tiki Dood don't git all kerfluffled, Junior drawed up plans for a serfbord. Then he got his cuzzin Barnwood Ben to make up a protytype. Ol Ben built the crap outta this one! Just take a gander at all the fine craftin' and details what goes into a Haggler longbord:



First you notices the qwality lumber and special shark spy-hole for safety. And the fancy ingravin' what Junior is so good at. Here, let me show you up close...



He even engerneered a streemliney fin! Whooo! Be sure and stop by to pre-oder the DUKE-E model (only $39.95) and sign up to win the protytype!!!

WIPEOUT!!!

Pappy





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little lost tiki
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Posted: 2009-08-10 1:11 pm   Permalink

(post deleted because of the ilegibility of the writing...)

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little lost tiki
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Posted: 2009-08-10 1:12 pm   Permalink

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On 2009-08-10 13:11, little lost tiki wrote:
That Boards hotter den a PIG BUTT!


and here's whut wear'a gorner wax dat Boardee wit!



Thank ye kindly Barnwood Ben!



 
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Sophista-tiki
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Posted: 2009-08-10 1:30 pm   Permalink

moonshine, porkbutts and an outhouse door surfboard what more could a girl want1
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squid
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Posted: 2009-08-10 1:42 pm   Permalink

Well Dawnie, Junior is hitched but he's a lookin'...

 
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croe67
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From: Texas Tikiland
Posted: 2009-08-10 1:44 pm   Permalink

Quote:
DUKE-E



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


 
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little lost tiki
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Posted: 2009-08-10 1:53 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2009-08-10 13:42, Pappy Haggler got to a'writin :
Well Dawnie, Junior is hitched but he's a lookin'...



AXshully,I'll be too bizzy tendin to the x-treem GOOFY GAWF coors!
Pappy tho, is quite a fine avaleeble Bacheloor
Go easy on em....He's bin a widower fer quite a spell!


 
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Kiki von Tiki
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Posted: 2009-08-10 2:51 pm   Permalink

Now ifn that surfboard ain't just a fine eezample of some geenyus minds a workin together, I just don't know what! An goofy galf too! You fellas are shore gonna be upholding the fine Haggler tradition of keeping the suckers, uh, I mean the customers entertained whilst they're a shoppin.

An that Pappy shorly is a ketch, too! Crafty as all git out and ownin hiz owen bisnuss and everthing. Be kerful, now, Junior! You don't wants no golddiggers a-flittin roun yor Pap!

Now myself and Mr. Eric Tobunga will be down at the Homestead Arts Pavillion right adjacent to the stage there. I believe we're gonna be next to that fancy KuBar! Now eemagine that! If'n we get a thirst - we jus stroll right next door. Whoo-ee! We got some rite purdy stuff for ya, too.

Got all the nice Kiki skirts and purses and some flowers for yore hair, ladies. Cusin Eric has some fine bee-u-tiful artwork that is somethin to beehold. You mite a seen him in the most recent Tiki magazine? Yep, that is the one and the same! And we got ourselfs a rite nice line of purdy kitchen accessories for y'all too. Y'all are jus gonna hafta come on by and say hey and see this for yerselfs.

Whelp! Now I gots ta git on back to work! I'll post up some more pitures for y'all mebbe tomorrow. Look for the leopard spotted umberella next to the KuBar - that'd be Kiki and Eric's place!


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hodadhank
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Posted: 2009-08-10 4:14 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2009-08-10 13:44, croe67 wrote:
Quote:
DUKE-E



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



Agreed.


 
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Bowana
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Posted: 2009-08-10 5:00 pm   Permalink

Confound Pappy Hagglers!
Better be watchin' yore backsides cuz I has a gen-u-ine bonafide Wahine Army totin' deadly weapons they ain't 'fraid ta use.
One wrong move and y'all are done for, y'hear me Pappy? Hear me Junior?


...oh, and here's a bit of self promotion.



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Tiki Lee's
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Joined: Aug 23, 2003
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Posted: 2009-08-10 5:01 pm   Permalink

That's It...!

There is so much incredibly AWESOME stuff coming to Artist's Alley that I'm just going to embarrass the Hell out of myself if I bring my stupid amaturish crap.

So I guess that I won't. I'll let an artist who is worthy of the space take it over, like 4WDTiki. His stuff desrves to be there with y'all.

Have fun, and I wish you all the best!

Sell THOUSAND$$$$!!!!!!
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RevBambooBen
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Posted: 2009-08-10 7:08 pm   Permalink

Pappy n Jr. ferget to say thet the Duke-E pritter tipe hase round nails thit err scware!!!

Bitter fer Trollen fride catfish and posum!

Witch of thee Kin gonna ryde er furst in the pond?
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Kiki von Tiki
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Posted: 2009-08-10 9:31 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2009-08-10 17:01, Tiki Lee's wrote:
That's It...!
There is so much incredibly AWESOME stuff coming to Artist's Alley that I'm just going to embarrass the Hell out of myself if I bring my stupid amaturish crap.

So I guess that I won't. I'll let an artist who is worthy of the space take it over, like 4WDTiki. His stuff desrves to be there with y'all.
Have fun, and I wish you all the best!
Sell THOUSAND$$$$!!!!!!



I sure hope your pulling our collective legs, Tiki Lee! What about all this good stuff?

Quote:

Tiki Candles in a variety of colors & scents



This year marks the "Return Of The Big Fish" and a few of his friends...




And then there's this guy...


I originally designed him to hold all eight of Frankie's Tiki Mugs, but I never got around to getting them all, and the project kinda petered out until last week when I picked it up again and finished it today. Here it is loaded up:




Tiki candles! And that mug shelf is really amazing! And I like your carved heads, too. I can just see them mounted on a piece of leopard print fake fur!
It's my first time there and I'm freaking out on the inside (don't tell anyone!). But hells bells, don't let what other people are doing get to you. Do your own thing and just have fun with it!

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squid
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Posted: 2009-08-10 11:20 pm   Permalink

What Kiki said. If it helps we'll make you an honorary Haggler....Ok maybe that's not an incentive, but you know what I'm saying

 
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Posted: 2009-08-11 01:17 am   Permalink


"Stupid amaturish crap"?!! I don't think so, Lee. I will be there with Bill and a few others to sell stuff at your booth. I've got a couple of six(and seven) foot Moai, a couple masks, one airbrushed one-eye, and few other things. Plus, Bill, Thomas, and some other artisits will be keeping the faith for ya. Going to miss ya this year, Lee!






Quote:

On 2009-08-10 17:01, Tiki Lee's wrote:
That's It...!

There is so much incredibly AWESOME stuff coming to Artist's Alley that I'm just going to embarrass the Hell out of myself if I bring my stupid amaturish crap.

So I guess that I won't. I'll let an artist who is worthy of the space take it over, like 4WDTiki. His stuff desrves to be there with y'all.

Have fun, and I wish you all the best!

Sell THOUSAND$$$$!!!!!!



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