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stuff-o-rama
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Joined: Nov 20, 2003
Posts: 751
From: Central Coast of California
Posted: 2010-09-25 9:27 pm   Permalink

http://www.justinbiebermusic.com/

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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 5979
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2010-10-04 03:12 am   Permalink

Tiki Jeep! bejesus it's an oxymoron,WTF! if it was carved out of palm,then maybe? just maybe!


 
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VampiressRN
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Joined: Nov 23, 2006
Posts: 5693
From: Sun City Lincoln Hills (NorCal)
Posted: 2010-10-04 06:05 am   Permalink

I'm tired of being awake.

 
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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2601
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2010-10-07 1:11 pm   Permalink

Bright light in restaurants and bars.



I was just pouring over some Yelp reviews of Seattle area joints and the one complaint I kept coming on was "dark" or "basement like" or 'Oh and the lighting is still pretty dim."

Hey all you light seeking hothouse pod people: Over 95% of the restaurants and bars in the world are ablaze with natural and artificial light every hour they're open. If a windowless joint is too dark for you why not head to a Cheesecake Factory or TGI Friday's or Olive Garden? I'm sure you're gonna like them a lot better. (In fact, when you're at the Olive Garden you're family!)
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Haole Jim
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Joined: Jul 17, 2009
Posts: 413
From: central coast metro Chicago
Posted: 2010-10-07 8:26 pm   Permalink

TV, cell phones and movie camera angles or speakers or scenes changing every 8 seconds or less.

 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 5979
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2010-10-07 8:43 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2010-10-07 20:26, Haole Jim wrote:
TV, cell phones and movie camera angles or speakers or scenes changing every 8 seconds or less.



Welcome to the era of Instant gratification,where the kids are not alright,yea! ADD!


 
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JOHN-O
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Joined: May 16, 2008
Posts: 2689
From: Dogtown, USA
Posted: 2010-10-07 9:35 pm   Permalink

The term "Nazi" being used so flippantly.

Call them Tiki Snobs, Tiki Purists, Tiki Bullies, Tiki Douchebags, etc.

"Tiki Nazi" makes me cringe.


 
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lucas vigor
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Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 3985
From: SOCAL
Posted: 2010-10-07 9:41 pm   Permalink

I am proud to be called all those things! (except Nazi)

 
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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2601
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2010-12-08 4:34 pm   Permalink

TVs in stores advertising stuff.

At Albertson's the bastards have TV monitors right at ear and eye level at the checkout stands. Checking out of a grocery store is already annoying enough. Please leave TV blah-blah-blah out of it.

They even have a damned TV in the most peaceful part of the grocery store: The produce section. Now when I'm trying to pick between red, white, or yellow onions I have to hear some TV actor wannabe give me some great ways to use avocados. (Did you know you can slice them and put them on a hamburger? OH MY GAWD!!! SO awesome!)



(This rant was inspired by Ms S's comments below as I moved my fruitcake joke rant to a
more appropriate thread.)

[ This Message was edited by: woofmutt 2010-12-10 22:21 ]


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Sophista-tiki
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Joined: Sep 13, 2005
Posts: 1710
From: Seattle WA
Posted: 2010-12-08 4:36 pm   Permalink

people who talk on the phone in the grocery store

 
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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2601
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2010-12-08 5:11 pm   Permalink

(What was here was s'posed to be up there where it now is. It probably doesn't matter that I removed a post I also made in another thread but I like to try and keep things neat and pretty when it comes to my posts.)

[ This Message was edited by: woofmutt 2010-12-10 22:21 ]


 
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drgoat456
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Joined: May 28, 2008
Posts: 484
From: Tucson
Posted: 2010-12-10 12:29 pm   Permalink

Not being able to watch a movie or show without the TV station logo staring at me the whole time......or advertising what's up next in those cute animated ads that play while you're trying to watch something.


 
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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2601
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2011-05-09 10:53 pm   Permalink

"This isn't your father's/mother's/grandfather's/grandmother's ____________!"


Hey advertisers and news yackers! Just because that tag line worked once doesn't make it the go to phrase for every discussion or selling of a revamped product. It's well worn out and stupid and though it probably could still be kicked in the guts for a few more laughs it's unlikely you're capable of pulling that off.

And if you're trying to sell us something you should keep in mind what product used that line most effectively (Oldsmobile) and where that product is now (dead).

So when I hear "This isn't your father's deep penetrating cuticle relaxer!" I immediately think of Oldsmobile, a brand that never really shook off its association with the ancient past and eventually disappeared into it, and then I assume your product is similar to Oldsmobile and your time is past.
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capheind
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Joined: Aug 24, 2010
Posts: 43
From: Bakersfield, CA
Posted: 2011-05-10 5:43 pm   Permalink

Modern Hipsters

PBR is crap
High Life is crap.
That Indie band that only YOU are hip to is unknown because their music is terrible.
its OK to be a nerd, stop pretending its ironic.
You don't have an individual fashion sense, your a grown man who can't dress himself.
The man who put that PBR tattoo on your arm spent the rest of the day laughing at you, not with you, at you.
Planting grass in your living room wasn't an "Art Project" it was stupid.
There is no such thing as an "Art Project" an "Art Experiment" or any other justification for calling some random thing you did while high art.

Stop giving the hipsters of yore a bad name.


 
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Chip and Andy
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Joined: Jul 13, 2004
Posts: 2197
From: Corner table, Molokai Lounge, Mai-Kai.
Posted: 2011-05-10 7:45 pm   Permalink

I am tired of 'There's an App for that.'

One - I don't have a cell phone.
Two - I don't need to know at any and all hours of the day whatever it is your App is supposed to tell me.
Three - When you say "There's an App for that" the only thing I can think of is your selling suppositories.



 
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