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The REAL Book of Tiki
twitch
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Joined: May 12, 2006
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From: Vacant lot where T. Vic's, Van. was
Posted: 2013-07-20 3:59 pm   Permalink

That was completely awesome. Like something from "Weird TV" from the 90's.

 
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VampiressRN
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Joined: Nov 23, 2006
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From: Sun City Lincoln Hills (NorCal)
Posted: 2013-07-20 7:50 pm   Permalink

I bailed at the Jesus part...I have better things to waste my time on.
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bigbrotiki
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 11200
From: Tiki Island, above the Silverlake
Posted: 2013-07-21 08:38 am   Permalink

Since this rant is called "The Book of Tiki" , and I am that book's author and have ardently been spreading its gospel... am I ...Jesus? Am I ...? (Cue in dramatic electro-organ music)

 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7463
From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2013-07-21 08:53 am   Permalink

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On 2013-07-21 08:38, bigbrotiki wrote:
Since this rant is called "The Book of Tiki" , and I am that book's author and have ardently been spreading its gospel... am I ...Jesus? Am I ...? (Cue in dramatic electro-organ music)



So Jesus, are you willing to die for all our sins???

I don't think I'd want to be Jesus in this Tiki community!!

What was that quote... " A lot of rum is good for the soul"...
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bigbrotiki
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 11200
From: Tiki Island, above the Silverlake
Posted: 2013-07-21 09:16 am   Permalink

I just pictured myself nailed to a Tiki-carved cross, and although a dramatic image, I have to decline.

I like the notion of martyrdom for the Tiki cause though, I feel like that when I am getting whipped for being a Tiki puritan sometimes


 
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hang10tiki
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Joined: Jul 18, 2010
Posts: 3939
From: Las Vegas
Posted: 2013-07-21 09:20 am   Permalink

I got nutin

[ This Message was edited by: hang10tiki 2013-07-21 09:22 ]


 
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Tiki-kitty
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Joined: Apr 30, 2012
Posts: 63
From: Cleveland, Oh
Posted: 2013-07-21 5:33 pm   Permalink

For some reason...this came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrIPLAo0_iQ

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JOHN-O
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Joined: May 16, 2008
Posts: 2694
From: Dogtown, USA
Posted: 2013-07-21 9:01 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2013-07-21 08:38, bigbrotiki wrote:
Since this rant is called "The Book of Tiki" , and I am that book's author and have ardently been spreading its gospel... am I ...Jesus? Am I ...? (Cue in dramatic electro-organ music)


I always imagined Tiki Moses garbed in an abstract Aloha-print robe and holding the stone tablets of "Book of Tiki" and "Tiki Modern".


 
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bigbrotiki
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 11200
From: Tiki Island, above the Silverlake
Posted: 2013-07-21 9:34 pm   Permalink

Voila! :



(Somebody posted this collage here when TIKI MODERN came out)


 
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Limbo Lizard
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Joined: Aug 24, 2006
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From: Aboard the 'Leaky Tiki', Dallas
Posted: 2013-07-22 10:48 am   Permalink

"Can you imagine... if Allen Ginsberg had left the Beats, to join SoCal surf culture?"
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Lukeulele
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Joined: Feb 04, 2006
Posts: 377
From: So Cal-holic
Posted: 2013-07-22 8:42 pm   Permalink



 
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Haole Jim
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Joined: Jul 17, 2009
Posts: 413
From: central coast metro Chicago
Posted: 2013-08-23 8:39 pm   Permalink

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Interrogative.

 
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Atomic Cocktail
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Joined: Jun 25, 2002
Posts: 925
From: Land O' The Next Big One-L.A.
Posted: 2013-08-23 11:59 pm   Permalink

That's f@cked up, Y'all! Wish I had some blow or bennies now...

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