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AceExplorer
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From: Deep in the Jacksonville Florida jungle.
Posted: 2016-11-10 09:57 am   Permalink


Dear Tiki Central friends, I'm passing this on because it worked for me. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives during the approaching hectic holidays, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Appleton's, a bottle of Pusser's, a bodle of Lemyn Hart, a butle of Cruzan wum, tha mainder of Valium perscriptin, an a jar uv Luksardo cherreez. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Chair this wid all ur frenz who need inner piss too. An telum u luvum.


 
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mikehooker
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From: Austin
Posted: 2016-11-10 11:20 am   Permalink

Thanks so much for that post Ace. Humor is what's keeping me going today.

 
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AceExplorer
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From: Deep in the Jacksonville Florida jungle.
Posted: 2017-01-17 10:37 am   Permalink

A specialized Polynesian outrigger jumper cable (made from hard-to-find highly conductive jungle vines) walks into a tiki bar.

The bartender turns and sez, "I'll serve ya, but don't start anything!"





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This dumb joke was poorly tiki-fied by AceExplorer. Laugh, dang you! Go ahead, admit it, you desperately needed some humor today no matter how cheesy or bad it is.


 
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AceExplorer
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Posted: 2017-01-20 10:49 am   Permalink



 
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AceExplorer
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Posted: 2017-08-10 1:15 pm   Permalink



[ This Message was edited by: AceExplorer 2017-08-10 13:19 ]


 
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AceExplorer
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Posted: 2017-12-30 12:16 pm   Permalink

I settled on this thread to post this photo... Go with me on this for a minute...

Thanks to Universal's Harry Potter-themed attractions, kids get to enjoy real "butterbeer" from the books and movies. Below is a hilarious (disturbing?) photo, courtesy of Comcast/Universal, of kids enjoying their "beers" in realistic mugs. Shoot me a private message if, many years from now, you read this and you attribute discovering drinking adult beverages to the Harry Potter stories and movies and visits to the theme parks when you were a kid.





 
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tikitube
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From: Ozark Underwater Cliffs
Posted: 2018-02-04 11:39 pm   Permalink

Not sure whether to laugh or cry over this, but maybe it's funny...

I attended a pirate themed event recently and was told they had built a "tiki bar" for it...


 
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AceExplorer
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From: Deep in the Jacksonville Florida jungle.
Posted: 2018-02-05 05:47 am   Permalink

Good one! I think they deserve some credit for trying. Maybe they can be taught about real tiki? Good post, it made me laugh. That's definitely a "tiki bar" from which I'd want to get 3 or 4 Zombies to drink, if only...

We need to start a fund from which we would buy and mail out anonymous copies (with a nice introduction letter) of Martin Cate's "Smugglers Cove" book to folks in need. We would then become tiki missionaries.


 
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tikitube
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Posted: 2018-02-05 12:41 pm   Permalink

Yeah,if they had contacted me I might have been able to give them some pointers or even lend them a few items. Alas, they didn't really know me before the event. But it was funny.

 
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tikitube
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From: Ozark Underwater Cliffs
Posted: 2018-02-05 12:44 pm   Permalink

Aaand, they pulled off the pirate theme very well. Sometimes it's better not to combine too many themes in one place anyways.

 
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AceExplorer
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Posted: 2018-02-06 09:29 am   Permalink


Credit: Found on www.killingtime.com/The Pegu Blog with the following caption:
"The introduction of Donn Beach’s Zombie
was tough on the Moai of Easter Island...."


 
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AceExplorer
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From: Deep in the Jacksonville Florida jungle.
Posted: 2018-04-22 06:37 am   Permalink

Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced “HaVaii” or “HaWaii.” They ask a passerby who casually answers “Havaii.”

“Thank you,” says the satisfied first man.

“You’re velcome,” replies the passerby.


Found this morning in "The Best Joke Written About Every U.S. State" which can be
found at
https://bestlifeonline.com/the-best-joke-written-about-every-u-s-state/


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MadDogMike
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From: The Anvil of the Sun
Posted: 2018-04-22 06:50 am   Permalink

LOL Keep 'em coming Ace!

 
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