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AceExplorer
Grand Member (6 years)  

Joined: Apr 03, 2008
Posts: 2198
From: Deep in the Jacksonville Florida jungle.
Posted: 2016-11-10 09:57 am   Permalink


Dear Tiki Central friends, I'm passing this on because it worked for me. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives during the approaching hectic holidays, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Appleton's, a bottle of Pusser's, a bodle of Lemyn Hart, a butle of Cruzan wum, tha mainder of Valium perscriptin, an a jar uv Luksardo cherreez. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Chair this wid all ur frenz who need inner piss too. An telum u luvum.


 
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mikehooker
Grand Member (first year)  

Joined: Jul 17, 2014
Posts: 915
From: Austin
Posted: 2016-11-10 11:20 am   Permalink

Thanks so much for that post Ace. Humor is what's keeping me going today.

 
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AceExplorer
Grand Member (6 years)  

Joined: Apr 03, 2008
Posts: 2198
From: Deep in the Jacksonville Florida jungle.
Posted: 2017-01-17 10:37 am   Permalink

A specialized Polynesian outrigger jumper cable (made from hard-to-find highly conductive jungle vines) walks into a tiki bar.

The bartender turns and sez, "I'll serve ya, but don't start anything!"





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This dumb joke was poorly tiki-fied by AceExplorer. Laugh, dang you! Go ahead, admit it, you desperately needed some humor today no matter how cheesy or bad it is.


 
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AceExplorer
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Joined: Apr 03, 2008
Posts: 2198
From: Deep in the Jacksonville Florida jungle.
Posted: 2017-01-20 10:49 am   Permalink



 
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AceExplorer
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Joined: Apr 03, 2008
Posts: 2198
From: Deep in the Jacksonville Florida jungle.
Posted: 2017-08-10 1:15 pm   Permalink



[ This Message was edited by: AceExplorer 2017-08-10 13:19 ]


 
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