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Tiki Bar Humor
Atomic Tiki Punk
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From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2014-03-18 10:37 pm   Permalink

Outside Don the Beachcomber:

3 drunk guys get in a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then said, "We have reached your destination".
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you".
The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
But then he asked "What was that for?".
The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"








 
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tikiskip
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Joined: Nov 26, 2005
Posts: 2829
Posted: 2014-03-19 05:37 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2014-03-18 17:53, Bay Park Buzzy wrote:
Quote:

On 2014-03-18 14:25, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
Any joke told in a Tiki Bar is a Tiki joke!



Call me a hoity toity purist, but it's that "Anything Goes" attitude with tiki jokes that's ruining the whole tiki humor scene. Tiki humor MUST have TIKIS in it, or it's just another example of tropical inspired Jokiana.

Buzzy Out!




BEST ONE YET!
Good one Buzzy.
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bongofury
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Joined: Oct 15, 2002
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From: Ventura County
Posted: 2014-03-19 4:18 pm   Permalink

Here is the old photo….





Should I continue posting?


 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2014-03-19 5:21 pm   Permalink

Why yes, yes you should!

 
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VampiressRN
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Joined: Nov 23, 2006
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From: Sun City Lincoln Hills (NorCal)
Posted: 2014-03-19 9:45 pm   Permalink

Not a Bar joke but one of the few I can remember...



A woman and a man are driving in different cars towards each other on a winding mountain road. As they pass each other the women yelled out the window at the man "PIG"!!!

The man yelled back "BITCH" and drove around the curve into a pig.


 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2014-03-20 03:13 am   Permalink

A man wearing a vintage Aloha shirt, walks into a Tiki Bar
he hands a laminated 3x5 recipe card with specific instructions for a Mai Tai
and he say's to the bartender "make that"


 
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GROG
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2014-03-20 10:39 am   Permalink


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GROG miss Tiki-Kate


 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2014-03-20 3:23 pm   Permalink

It was ironic hipster humor
so says Hipster Hitler.....



 
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tikilongbeach
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From: Long Beach, CA via Dallas, TX
Posted: 2014-03-20 3:50 pm   Permalink


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-Lori


 
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TikiTacky
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Posted: 2014-03-22 7:31 pm   Permalink



They're watching.

[ This Message was edited by: TikiTacky 2014-03-22 19:31 ]


 
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GROG
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2014-03-22 9:23 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2014-03-20 15:23, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
It was ironic hipster humor
so says Hipster Hitler.....



GROG was saving this for Kinny, but he hardly ever posts here anymore and ATP is just as unfunny.




 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2014-03-22 11:12 pm   Permalink

OK Grog, now you get to post something funny.....

 
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GROG
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2014-03-22 11:19 pm   Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Guufs3mdgg

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Atomic Tiki Punk
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From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2014-03-23 02:59 am   Permalink

Yea, I laughed.......damn you Grog, damn you to hell!

 
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2014-04-19 12:06 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2014-03-20 03:13, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
A man wearing a vintage Aloha shirt, walks into a Tiki Bar
he hands a laminated 3x5 recipe card with specific instructions for a Mai Tai
and he say's to the bartender "make that"



I've generally tried to refrain from too pointed comments on here but then I'm rarely on here anymore so I'll just go ahead and say I think that's the only thing you've ever posted that was funny. And it's really really funny.


 
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