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Jungle Trader
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
|  Posted: 2006-02-26 09:59 am Permalink
Based on my first pets name and the street I lived on......Snoopy Winthrop.
Note to the bad guys: None of those are my passwords to anything. Unless I'm trying to get past a big bouncer at an exclusive porn club in S.F.
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Shipwreckjoey
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2006-02-26 1:50 pm Permalink
Lickety Split (but don't spread it around)
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BettyBleu
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 20, 2003
Posts: 225
From: Island Oasis Backyard (So Cal)
| Posted: 2006-03-05 9:25 pm Permalink
Bambi Peaks (computer generated)
or
Kiki Johnson (pet + street name)
Not the worst, but not the best....the names,I mean.
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christiki295
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3616
From: LA-2547 mls east Hawaii &5500 Easter Is
| Posted: 2006-03-16 6:30 pm Permalink
Black Stallion (very cliche)
Chris Harris Woods (computer genereted, but lame)
The Turgid Tiki (my favorite)
Diamond Dick (My hardboiled favorite)
Ziggy Stardust (My Bowie-on-drugs favorite)
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Kaikaina
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Feb 14, 2006
Posts: 63
From: Columbus, OH
| Posted: 2006-03-16 6:39 pm Permalink
Wheezer Johnston? My first pet and my street name. That doesn't sound hot at all. It doesn't matter if it's a porn name or a drag name. Either way it just doesn't do anything for me at all.
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tikigap
Grand Member (8 years) 
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
Posts: 834
From: Arlingtron Virginia
| Posted: 2006-03-16 7:01 pm Permalink
My momma told me that if I didn't have anything good to say, by golly, don't say anything at all!
So with that out of the way...
Uh, I forgot. Is it Betty Bleu or Betty Blew?
Sorry Hanford, I'll never do that again. I just couldn't resist!
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BettyBleu
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 20, 2003
Posts: 225
From: Island Oasis Backyard (So Cal)
| Posted: 2006-04-04 01:05 am Permalink
ok, I have a definite third porn name option.
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hodadhank
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Dec 28, 2005
Posts: 1682
From: Mission Beach, CA
| Posted: 2006-04-04 09:26 am Permalink
Nice handle Betty! If TikiCentral were high school you're phone would never stop ringing. I once dated a girl named Brandy Doering, pronounced Daring, and grew up with a girl unfortunately named Mary Christmas, who's parents ironically will BURN IN HELL.
So glad when these wierd old posts get bumped so newbies can play along.
My Pet/Street/Porn name is pretty good: Blackie Rohr (pronounced Roar)
But the one I got in college is a lost classic: Miles Long
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tikivixen
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 28, 2002
Posts: 724
From: Vallejo CA
| Posted: 2006-04-06 11:33 pm Permalink
Website version: Zoe Starr. Neat. I like Z-names. And the Starr Mansion is an amazing old haunted house here in Vallejo. Woooo.
Low-tech version: Thomasina Ocean. Hmmm. Not bad, I suppose.
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marika
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 29, 2006
Posts: 115
From: montreal
| Posted: 2006-05-25 07:01 am Permalink
computer generated: Tonya Spreadum
pet + street: Coquette Drapeau 
I somehow prefer the old school version.
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freddiefreelance
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2006-05-25 12:09 pm Permalink
Quote:
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On 2006-04-04 09:26, hodadhank wrote:
My Pet/Street/Porn name is pretty good: Blackie Rohr (pronounced Roar)
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From Chula Visa, eh?
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aquaorama
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 11, 2003
Posts: 614
From: Downtown LBC
| Posted: 2006-05-29 3:24 pm Permalink
Maybe we should just make our own Tiki Porn movie??...sorry...I'm drunk....
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WenikiTiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 10, 2005
Posts: 183
From: Hawaii
| Posted: 2006-05-31 11:40 pm Permalink
This is too funny! My maiden name was a good porn name: Wendy Moore.
I sometimes wear one of my dad's old bowling shirts. His name: Dick Moore.
My computer generated name was: Kitty Klinch.
My pet/street name is: Frances Grandview.
When I was in school in the air force my classmates spent a lot of time writing a script for the porn movie they wanted to film. Unfortunatly for them we gals all just laughed at them!
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Jungle Trader
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2006-06-01 4:26 pm Permalink
A little story that happened to me.
A crazy friend of mine, (he really was crazy, you could tell just by looking at him), and I were sitting in a restaurant when we heard the hostess call out "Moorehead, party of 4, Moorehead party of 4, your table is ready". My friend bursts out loud, very loud, (while Mr. and Mrs. Moorehead walk by with their 2 children), "DID YOU HEAR THAT? MOORE HEAD, MOORE HEAD, DID YOU HEAR THAT? HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA" I slowly sunk down in my chair and hid my face as they all scowled at him while walking by. I really don't know if my friend is still alive or not. Last time I heard, he was in Florida.
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