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What's your porn name?
Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2006-02-26 09:59 am   Permalink

Based on my first pets name and the street I lived on......Snoopy Winthrop.
Note to the bad guys: None of those are my passwords to anything. Unless I'm trying to get past a big bouncer at an exclusive porn club in S.F.


 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
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From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2006-02-26 1:50 pm   Permalink

Lickety Split (but don't spread it around)

 
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BettyBleu
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Joined: Jun 20, 2003
Posts: 225
From: Island Oasis Backyard (So Cal)
Posted: 2006-03-05 9:25 pm   Permalink

Bambi Peaks (computer generated)

or

Kiki Johnson (pet + street name)

Not the worst, but not the best....the names,I mean.


 
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christiki295
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3817
From: LA-2547 mls east Hawaii &5500 Easter Is
Posted: 2006-03-16 6:30 pm   Permalink

Black Stallion (very cliche)

Chris Harris Woods (computer genereted, but lame)

The Turgid Tiki (my favorite)

Diamond Dick (My hardboiled favorite)

Ziggy Stardust (My Bowie-on-drugs favorite)



 
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Kaikaina
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Joined: Feb 14, 2006
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From: Columbus, OH
Posted: 2006-03-16 6:39 pm   Permalink

Wheezer Johnston? My first pet and my street name. That doesn't sound hot at all. It doesn't matter if it's a porn name or a drag name. Either way it just doesn't do anything for me at all.

 
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tikigap
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Joined: Jan 19, 2006
Posts: 837
From: Arlingtron Virginia
Posted: 2006-03-16 7:01 pm   Permalink

My momma told me that if I didn't have anything good to say, by golly, don't say anything at all!

So with that out of the way...

Uh, I forgot. Is it Betty Bleu or Betty Blew?

Sorry Hanford, I'll never do that again. I just couldn't resist!

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BettyBleu
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From: Island Oasis Backyard (So Cal)
Posted: 2006-04-04 01:05 am   Permalink

ok, I have a definite third porn name option.

 
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hodadhank
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Joined: Dec 28, 2005
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From: Mission Beach, CA
Posted: 2006-04-04 09:26 am   Permalink

Nice handle Betty! If TikiCentral were high school you're phone would never stop ringing. I once dated a girl named Brandy Doering, pronounced Daring, and grew up with a girl unfortunately named Mary Christmas, who's parents ironically will BURN IN HELL.

So glad when these wierd old posts get bumped so newbies can play along.

My Pet/Street/Porn name is pretty good: Blackie Rohr (pronounced Roar)

But the one I got in college is a lost classic: Miles Long


 
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tikivixen
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Joined: Aug 28, 2002
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From: Vallejo CA
Posted: 2006-04-06 11:33 pm   Permalink


Website version: Zoe Starr. Neat. I like Z-names. And the Starr Mansion is an amazing old haunted house here in Vallejo. Woooo.

Low-tech version: Thomasina Ocean. Hmmm. Not bad, I suppose.



 
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marika
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Joined: Mar 29, 2006
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From: montreal
Posted: 2006-05-25 07:01 am   Permalink

computer generated: Tonya Spreadum
pet + street: Coquette Drapeau

I somehow prefer the old school version.


 
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
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From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2006-05-25 12:09 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-04-04 09:26, hodadhank wrote:
My Pet/Street/Porn name is pretty good: Blackie Rohr (pronounced Roar)


From Chula Visa, eh?
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aquaorama
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Joined: Jan 11, 2003
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From: Tropical Bixby Knolls LBC
Posted: 2006-05-29 3:24 pm   Permalink

Maybe we should just make our own Tiki Porn movie??...sorry...I'm drunk....

 
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WenikiTiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2005
Posts: 183
From: Hawaii
Posted: 2006-05-31 11:40 pm   Permalink

This is too funny! My maiden name was a good porn name: Wendy Moore.
I sometimes wear one of my dad's old bowling shirts. His name: Dick Moore.

My computer generated name was: Kitty Klinch.

My pet/street name is: Frances Grandview.

When I was in school in the air force my classmates spent a lot of time writing a script for the porn movie they wanted to film. Unfortunatly for them we gals all just laughed at them!

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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2006-06-01 4:26 pm   Permalink

A little story that happened to me.
A crazy friend of mine, (he really was crazy, you could tell just by looking at him), and I were sitting in a restaurant when we heard the hostess call out "Moorehead, party of 4, Moorehead party of 4, your table is ready". My friend bursts out loud, very loud, (while Mr. and Mrs. Moorehead walk by with their 2 children), "DID YOU HEAR THAT? MOORE HEAD, MOORE HEAD, DID YOU HEAR THAT? HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA" I slowly sunk down in my chair and hid my face as they all scowled at him while walking by. I really don't know if my friend is still alive or not. Last time I heard, he was in Florida.


 
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DavidJones
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Joined: Aug 21, 2014
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Posted: 29 days ago; 4:12 pm   Permalink

LOL, reminds me of the 'Half life' lan parties in university. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with the guys of my year(when I still had time for this ) . Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as a porn industry actor, I would be known as 'Holefucker Dave'. (What a crap name)

BTW, you must have heard of Ron Jeremy? The grandpa is like the male version of Jenna Jameson moneywise (hugh heffner of playboy is kinda like him for softcore). Do you think someone also chose his 'actor' name? It's crazy that he's still 'working'. I would be enjoying the porn money on a sunny island, but then again, he can forget getting young pussy then

And I doubt it's still a dream job for him right now. Pretty sure he's on the blue stuff to keep it up Anyways, when RJ dies one day, the dude already knows how heaven looks like

Did you also see Jeremy's Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ imitation? The pornstars doing him, must be getting a lot seeing how ugly he is now. Anyways, check it out. I almost choked on my tea, when I saw it

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I


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