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If you were famous
Gigantalope
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2004-08-24 08:34 am   Permalink

If you were famous, didn't need any money, and the world (not just the tiki world) hung on your every word. What single product or item would you stand up and endorse because it simply kicks ass, has improved your life, makes a sandwich into a banquet, etc.

 
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Turbogod
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jun 14, 2002
Posts: 1219
Posted: 2004-08-24 08:44 am   Permalink

Well, I don't know about me, but Mrs. TURBOgod swears by the magic eraser.
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liabungalo
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Sep 02, 2003
Posts: 201
From: Bloomfield, NJ
Posted: 2004-08-24 09:01 am   Permalink

TiVo.

I can watch TV again.


 
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Hakalugi
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 3431
From: Redondo Beach, CA
Posted: 2004-08-24 09:13 am   Permalink

Two thumbs up for this item. Now I can once again hear my neighbors arguing!

http://www.dreamproductscatalog.com/details.cfm?item=1147



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Tiki Matt
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Joined: Jul 06, 2004
Posts: 927
From: North O.C.
Posted: 2004-08-24 09:37 am   Permalink

I wish I had thought of NetFlix. I think it could be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
http://www.netflix.com/Default

Honarable mention goes to TiVo!
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Satan's Sin
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Joined: Jun 13, 2004
Posts: 729
From: Imperial Beach, CA
Posted: 2004-08-24 09:49 am   Permalink

Satan's Sin hereby endorses the Gobbler Motel & Supper Club in Madison, Wisconsin.



Come on in and set a spell!

http://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/index.html


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Geeky Tiki
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Oct 15, 2002
Posts: 533
From: Las vegas
Posted: 2004-08-24 10:03 am   Permalink

Wow, the Gobbler Motel is eerily similar in basic layout to the Bali Hai.


I, too, have been impressed and somewhat mystified by the awesome power of the magic Eraser.

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A single product to endorse, hmmmmm...

Weber Grills




 
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Geeky Tiki
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Joined: Oct 15, 2002
Posts: 533
From: Las vegas
Posted: 2004-08-24 10:06 am   Permalink

I gotta add:

Whammo for making Frisbees and Innova for making great disc golf discs.


 
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mattfink
Tiki Socialite

Joined: May 05, 2003
Posts: 579
From: Detroit
Posted: 2004-08-24 10:54 am   Permalink

I don't have a product or item, but I think that a mandatory 37 hour work week and 6 weeks of vacation would be nice for everyone....

Matt


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On 2004-08-24 08:34, Gigantalope wrote:
If you were famous, didn't need any money, and the world (not just the tiki world) hung on your every word. What single product or item would you stand up and endorse because it simply kicks ass, has improved your life, makes a sandwich into a banquet, etc.



 
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Feelin' Zombified
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jul 15, 2003
Posts: 1338
From: The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair
Posted: 2004-08-24 11:01 am   Permalink

Luigi's pizza (local. Harrison Twp., MI)

Sky Chairs:
http://www.skychairs.com/
(even if they are made by hippies)

-Z


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Tiki God Todd
Tiki Centralite

Joined: Jun 18, 2004
Posts: 24
From: The Gulch, Music City USA
Posted: 2004-08-24 12:02 pm   Permalink

Steve Barton's Music, he is one of my good friends in Orlando. Its acoustic with a little rock, rhythm & blues. Intelligent lyrics all original home grown American music. It definitely fits the kick ass category.

www.bartonium.com
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cynfulcynner
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1799
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2004-08-24 12:30 pm   Permalink


I'd endorse Dyson vacuum cleaners.



They Really Suck!


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dangergirl299
Grand Member (first year)  

Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
Posted: 2004-08-24 12:33 pm   Permalink

Nicky Beans Coffee (it will knock you on your Ass)

unscented Downey fabric softener - makes your towels super fluffy - use the Downey ball

And, I'm not a smoker, and I discourage smoking, but based upon my review of every report and literature on smoking pursuant to a job I had for the tobacco litigation, I would recommend, if you smoke, smoking American Spirits - additive free is the way to go - the additives are what causes the bulk of damage to your body, and enforce the addiction. If you're not going to quit, for the love of god, at least go additive free.

Then, for the love of god, quit smoking.


 
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The Ragin' Rarotongan
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Mar 26, 2004
Posts: 282
From: Now, Ocala Florida
Posted: 2004-08-24 1:17 pm   Permalink

I've been smoking for 10 years and my lung feels great! I smoke when I'm runnin' and I even smoke during sex. Sometimes the ashtray slips off her a$$, but give her a little singe and everything is copesetic.

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2804
From: Carson, California
Posted: 2004-08-24 1:40 pm   Permalink

I would like to fully endorse the TIKI BONG by WHATCO.


The TIKI BONG is the ultimate brain teaser with over 3000 changing patterns and countless strategies to baffle even the most experienced players.

The TIKI BONG leaves your breath MINTY FRESH and contains absolutely NO CARBS. It is digested smoothly and encourages regular bowel-movements. The TIKI BONG is approved by over 23 Yogurt manufacturers and works with most electric ICE CREAM makers.

The TIKI BONG has been wildly successful in foreign markets where it has been alternately marketed as "Le Bong", "Chips Suisse" and "David Hasselhoff".

With the optional MENEHUNE MODULE, the TIKI BONG can play countless variations of the song, "LA MACARENA". Which makes it a sure hit at parties and funerals.


The majority of complaints against the BONG have been made by confused consumers who have tried to use it for purposes for which it was not originally intended.

THE TIKI BONG WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BE USED:

As an ANALGESIC.
As a BIRTH-CONTROL DEVICE.
At Any REPUBLICAN CONVENTION.
As a FLOATATION DEVICE (This means you, Baxdog).
For SYMPATHY.
As an IMPARTIAL WITNESS.
In conjunction with MYSTIC HEALING CANDLES.
As replacement for a PERSONAL FAITH IN JESUS.

It conforms only to its own standards and cannot be counted on to conform to those of others. The TIKI BONG does not always PLAY NICE, but it does PLAY FOREVER, (at least with the optional extended warranty).

The TIKI BONG is intended for women between the ages of X and Y, where "X" is an obscure variable used in the sport of "Algebra" and "Y" is difference between 3 and 4 cocktails.


TIKI BONG now comes in an AEROSOL that gets into your hair much more effectively and is almost impossible to wash out.

The TIKI BONG has personally changed my life and it can change yours. I know there are other members of this group who can attest to its MIRACULOUS POWERS.

(No monetary or sexual payment was provided in exhange for this endorsement. Any monetary or sexual favors exchanged were soley the express purposes of mutual enjoyment and are protected by law.)

Sabu
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