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This is wrong on so many levels - not my auction
MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1364
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-09-02 3:47 pm   Permalink

There I am on Yahoo when I see a headline story: "Britney's used chewing gum sold on eBay ".

I admit it... I did the search and there they were, dozens of listing for Britney's used chewing gum

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=53240&item=3837599896&rd=1

This should make you feel just a little better when you plunk down bank for an old tiki mug.
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5822
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2004-09-02 3:50 pm   Permalink

I sold three of my tiki mugs, to buy some of her dental floss.

 
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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1364
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-09-02 3:55 pm   Permalink

Unga, man. You get me every friggin time!

I love this part about the listing:
"... All I can say is that When that gum hit the ground I was the closest person to it but I noticed several other people closing in on it... At first I kinda felt like Frodo with the Ring everyone wanted it!!!"


 
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dangergirl299
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Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
Posted: 2004-09-02 4:08 pm   Permalink

This makes me think I should have picked up Tonya Harding's many lipstick-tinged cigarette butts piled up in the street outside her house and tried selling them on e-bay, or at least to my grad school colleagues who drooled over her.

My sister lived down the street from her in Portland, and apparently whomever she lived with made her smoke in the street outside. She drove a large truck with the Ford slogan on the license plate: "BLT TUF"


 
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Unkle John
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Joined: Oct 22, 2003
Posts: 1217
From: Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX
Posted: 2004-09-02 4:23 pm   Permalink

Quote:
from the auction: A Guy Offered me $100 on the spot and I declined.



he shouldv'e taken the money judging by the current price.
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foamy
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Joined: Jun 15, 2004
Posts: 590
From: The Land of Pleasant Living
Posted: 2004-09-02 5:12 pm   Permalink

Sad, sad, sad...

 
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-09-02 7:17 pm   Permalink

Quote:

"I saw the gum just fly out of her mouth..."

I hate it when gum acts with a mind of it's own.


 
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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0
Posted: 2004-09-02 7:31 pm   Permalink

Gum - no, panties - yes.

    
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tikilee
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Joined: Sep 17, 2002
Posts: 122
From: The Enchanted Mitten
Posted: 2004-09-02 11:16 pm   Permalink

Charming picture as well. Hope he doesn't catch anything. Take it to Mordor and throw it into the fires of Mount Doom before it compels you to do something stupid, oh wait, too late.

 
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Unkle John
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Joined: Oct 22, 2003
Posts: 1217
From: Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX
Posted: 2004-09-02 11:27 pm   Permalink

good one tikilee

 
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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1364
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-09-03 07:26 am   Permalink

WHAT?!... Shipping Insurance is NOT available!

 
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tikibars
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Joined: Apr 11, 2002
Posts: 2024
From: Aku Hall, Chicago
Posted: 2004-09-03 10:26 am   Permalink

I wonder how much of her DNA is in the imbedded saliva?

We could clone her... train her to make mai tais...


 
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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1364
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-09-03 12:04 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-09-03 10:26, tikibars wrote:
I wonder how much of her DNA is in the imbedded saliva?

We could clone her... train her to make mai tais...



Must make Mai Tai's for Tiki Central members... Must make Mai Tai's for Tiki Central members...



 
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Mike the Headhunter
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Joined: May 24, 2004
Posts: 190
From: Wastelands of western NC
Posted: 2004-09-04 01:44 am   Permalink

Another lost opportunity to bust that vile litterbug and help keep the streets and airwaves clean by making one simple citizen's arrest. One day britney!! one day!!!

 
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Tikimonger
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Joined: May 02, 2003
Posts: 5
Posted: 2004-09-05 1:45 pm   Permalink

This makes me think about the Ebay auction for " BEATING,good old Fashion whippin! "
the seller was sallydog of NY, back on Oct 5,2001 Auction # 1646473818. It was great. I just about wet myself. I actual printed it. Ebay deleted it after that. I'll have to scan it if anyone want's to read it or I can mail a copy. Life is too short not to enjoy.

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