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What a Trip (or Is Bong the Tiki Messiah)
Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-09-05 11:27 am   Permalink

Now check this - the Smokin' M's are playing across the street from my house at my neighbor's yearly wild-ass luau.

As we're packing the equipment up, I hear over the roar of the crowd the name of my birthplace - Tiki Central!

I drop everything (luckily it wasn't my guitar) and focus on the kindered soul that mentioned those precious words.

I walk up towards her, as a beam of divine light illuminates my path. I say "tell me child of tiki, who art thou", to which she says - Tikiholic!

Man, or man (or woman), what are the chances that we play a non-descript luau and a fellow TC member is in attendance? (statistically speaking it's 1 in 832,038,273.110485 - but who's counting).

So I says to myself "self, there must be some sort of tiki divinity going on here. Why is it everywhere I go, someone in the tiki world is there. Is it me? Am I the tiki messiah (in a non-religious way)?".

Then I ponder further "if I am the tiki messiah, does that mean my dad really didn't impregnate my mother?".

Then I stop the non-sensical pontification as I realize I'm standing in the middle of the street with my PA speakers, and a 1992 Ford F-150 is bearing down on me...

(Anyways, great to meet Tikiholic and her significant other.)


    
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TNTiki
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Joined: May 15, 2004
Posts: 464
From: Knoxville, TN
Posted: 2004-09-05 12:49 pm   Permalink



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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
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From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2004-09-05 1:06 pm   Permalink

Bong, is that you?


 
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-09-05 3:17 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-09-05 11:27, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Now check this - the Smokin' M's are playing across the street from my house at my neighbor's yearly wild-ass luau.





A luau just for wild asses? Finally!


[ Edited by Humuhumu to fix BBCode ]

[ This Message was edited by: Humuhumu on 2004-09-05 19:02 ]


 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-09-05 6:46 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-09-05 11:27, Tiki_Bong wrote:

Then I ponder further "if I am the tiki messiah, does that mean my dad really didn't impregnate my mother?".



I tink dats what ya call yer emmaculate contraception.

Behold the Son of Ku!


 
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Stratiki
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Joined: Feb 12, 2004
Posts: 31
From: Hamilton, Canada!
Posted: 2004-09-06 08:17 am   Permalink

Man oh man, when my Band takes off, I'm movin' to the coast, YOUR coast! (It rains too much on ours). Love that pic.

 
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