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Humuhumu
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Joined: Aug 22, 2002
Posts: 3536
From: San Francisco
|  Posted: 2004-09-06 7:43 pm Permalink
My apologies to those for whom the warning subject line did not suffice... I'm pretty sure this is my most crass post ever, but it simply has to be shared.
The Velours, TikiBird & UtopianDreem, and I all joined the TikiPugs and their family to celebrate the Pugs' Ten Year Anniversary (congratulations, guys!) in Las Vegas this past weekend.
While relaxing in the beautifully appointed Aloha Room (which someone, I think it was either Lady Velour or UtopianDreem, has appropriately redubbed the "Den of Sin"), we were sipping our delicious mojitos when the TikiPugs' pugs, Gossamer & Tiki, began a romantic and energetic evening with their dog furniture.
It turns out that Gossamer has a special relationship with a rather large blanket, and Tiki cannot resist the feminine wiles of his dog bed. Both of them employed a similar "scoop & push" technique to arrange their dates into position, and then, um, I don't think I need to describe the rest.
Because I have pictures!
Now that I've descended into the grimy world of pornography, I'm feeling a little dirty. I think I'll take a shower now. (A cold one!)
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Unkle John
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Joined: Oct 22, 2003
Posts: 1216
From: Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX
| Posted: 2004-09-06 8:31 pm Permalink
bad dog.. someone get the hose.
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Chongolio
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Joined: Oct 02, 2002
Posts: 2765
From: The Coast of Kauai
| Posted: 2004-09-06 8:51 pm Permalink
hubbahubba humuhumu,
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2004-09-06 9:46 pm Permalink
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Tiki-Toa
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Posts: 1012
From: Somewhere on Planet Tiki
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:16 am Permalink
boy I wish I could translate this, but then again maybe it is funnier with out it.
Humu you so naughty! 
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stuff-o-rama
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Joined: Nov 20, 2003
Posts: 751
From: Central Coast of California
| Posted: 2004-09-07 03:12 am Permalink
I ran it through the ole' Babelfish Translator and got this in response:
"Dakel Skip from because on the Rhine loves so gladly Herrchens leg. , it stands for the Hosenbrien well, the ungezeugte Dackelbrut."
Hmmm... I think it's lost in translation.
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Tiki-Toa
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From: Somewhere on Planet Tiki
| Posted: 2004-09-07 07:28 am Permalink
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TNTiki
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Joined: May 15, 2004
Posts: 464
From: Knoxville, TN
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:15 pm Permalink
[ This Message was edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 15:14 ]
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Tiki-Toa
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Posts: 1012
From: Somewhere on Planet Tiki
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:21 pm Permalink
LOL no it is just a pic I found on the net.
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Tikiwahine
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3288
From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:29 pm Permalink
hehe, that's great Humu!
I was at a party a couple of months ago..the little dog has a thing for the cat. You tell him to "get the cat" and he chases her, humping along the way until he gets his "pussy" errr...I mean kitty. Sorry about that.
I laughed. It was funny. The cat put up with it.
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:33 pm Permalink
WARNING! Hot Interracial Weiner-Dog Candid Spy-Cam Britney-Spears Chewing-gum Witco Eames Tiki!
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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:35 pm Permalink
I've said this before. I'll say it again; Sick, sick people.... I love it.
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:35 pm Permalink
And on a more serious note:
some nice Halloween costume ideas for the Tiki Pugs' pugs.
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Tiki Bird
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Joined: Sep 25, 2003
Posts: 850
From: Cerritos, Ca.
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:55 pm Permalink
"Cats and dogs, living together....MASS HYSTERIA"!
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Tikiwahine
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3288
From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2004-09-07 12:59 pm Permalink
Sabu, that's exactly what I witnessed.
Funny, my dog and one of my cats are best buddies...good thing they're both female!
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