advertise on Tiki Central

Celebrating classic and modern Polynesian Pop
  [Edit Profile]  [Edit Preferences]  [Search] [Sign Up]
[Personal Messages]  [Member List]  [Help/FAQ]  [Rules]  [Login]
Tiki Central Forums Beyond Tiki what are the funniest expressions you've heard?
Goto page ( Previous Page 1 | 2 | 3 Next Page )
what are the funniest expressions you've heard?
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 253
From: So Cal
Posted: 2004-09-13 11:40 am   Permalink

"Finer then a frogs hair split three ways"

Don't get any finer then that


View Profile of trustar Send a personal message to trustar      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Feelin' Zombified
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jul 15, 2003
Posts: 1338
From: The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair
Posted: 2004-09-13 11:51 am   Permalink

both meaning "to leave"...

I'm off like a prom dress

let's make like a fetus and head out


View Profile of Feelin' Zombified Send a personal message to Feelin' Zombified  Email Feelin' Zombified     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Grand Member (first year)  

Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
Posted: 2004-09-13 12:11 pm   Permalink

"dumber than a bag of hair" - from some really bad movie

"one hamburger short of a Happy Meal" - someone who is not quite all there, mentally

"all saddle and no horse" - a person that is all talk

"if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck..." - when someone is denying that they are as they appear

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's" - from "the Simpsons"

View Profile of dangergirl299 Send a personal message to dangergirl299  Email dangergirl299 Goto the website of dangergirl299     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jan 13, 2003
Posts: 1173
From: The Quiet EAST Village
Posted: 2004-09-13 12:46 pm   Permalink

Car bumper sticker: "Horn broke, watch for finger"


when talking about something you would rather not do:
"I would rather soak my shirt in gasoline and walk through hell than do (blank)"

and one more for the road...

"If the slipper fits...drink from it!!"

[ This Message was edited by: donhonyc on 2004-09-13 12:48 ]

View Profile of donhonyc Send a personal message to donhonyc      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Velvet Ruby
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Nov 22, 2003
Posts: 117
From: Vancouver
Posted: 2004-09-13 7:36 pm   Permalink

Cougar: "lady" around her mid 40s trying to pick up younger guys

Puma: as above, but in her mid 30s

camel toe or moose knuckle: when the ladies like the aforementioned ones wear pants hiked up waay too high and they get 'wedgies' in the um.. front

beaver tails: old lady boobs.

"Someone put the Whammy in the Gizmo and look what happened!" ~ Piano Slim


View Profile of Velvet Ruby Send a personal message to Velvet Ruby  Goto the website of Velvet Ruby     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-09-13 7:36 pm   Permalink

"Achey Breakey Big Mistakey" - the mullet.

"Kentucky Waterfall" - the mullet, again.

"Off like a pack of mad turtles" - leaving for a unpleasant destination, or tired exit.

"More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

My dad commonly used the last one. I always wondered who would have so many rocking chairs, and if there were horrible tail vs. chair incidients that led to the particular cat being described as "long-tailed."

View Profile of ZebraTiki Send a personal message to ZebraTiki  Email ZebraTiki     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jun 14, 2002
Posts: 1219
Posted: 2004-09-13 8:27 pm   Permalink

My 2 favorite mullet nicknames:
The Whorehouse Cut
The Tennessee Tophat

[ This Message was edited by: Turbogod on 2004-09-14 04:25 ]

View Profile of Turbogod Send a personal message to Turbogod      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 824
Posted: 2004-09-13 10:46 pm   Permalink

I'm hungry enough to eat the south end of a skunk headed north

Police say, "Subject is very ALPHA HENRY" (person is a ass hole)

I still look at women, I just can't remember why!

Faster than a bat outta hell

goes like stripped assed monkey

Dumb as a sack of hammers

If my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards


[ This Message was edited by: bananabobs on 2004-09-13 22:47 ]

View Profile of bananabobs Send a personal message to bananabobs      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Official Mixologist

Joined: Mar 29, 2002
Posts: 3059
From: http://www.smugglerscovesf.com
Posted: 2004-09-14 08:55 am   Permalink

"Jesus Creeping Shit!"

from Hunter S. Thompson

View Profile of martiki Send a personal message to martiki  Email martiki Goto the website of martiki     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jun 15, 2004
Posts: 590
From: The Land of Pleasant Living
Posted: 2004-09-14 12:02 pm   Permalink

He/She fell out of the Ugly Tree an' hit every branch on the way down. - self explanitory

Spice boat - a cruising boat

Katy bar the door - lookout! (where'd that come from?)

Let's jet - a suggestion to leave quickly

Don't die on a small cross - make sure it's worth fighting for considering the possible/likely repercussions.

Cookie duster - mustache

[ This Message was edited by: foamy on 2004-09-14 12:04 ]

View Profile of foamy Send a personal message to foamy      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jan 02, 2004
Posts: 872
From: Port Angeles, Wa
Posted: 2004-09-14 12:31 pm   Permalink

"He's the kind of guy who would fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb".

View Profile of naugatiki Send a personal message to naugatiki  Email naugatiki Goto the website of naugatiki     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Bamboo Dude
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jul 05, 2004
Posts: 164
From: Orange Countiki, CA
Posted: 2004-09-14 6:20 pm   Permalink

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."

"People tell me that you're two faced, but I don't believe them; if you had two faces, why would you be wearing THAT one!"

View Profile of Bamboo Dude Send a personal message to Bamboo Dude      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Nov 20, 2003
Posts: 752
From: Central Coast of California
Posted: 2004-09-14 7:14 pm   Permalink


On 2004-09-13 08:24, Gigantalope wrote:
I was thinking up some of mine, and all I could think of were the one's I hate which are overused...nice companion to this topic


Re-Inventing themselves



In Da House

makes me grouchy just listing them

This inspired me to start a new thread of Expressions we'd like to see retired.


 View Profile of stuff-o-rama Send a personal message to stuff-o-rama  Goto the website of stuff-o-rama     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
8FT Tiki
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Nov 30, 2003
Posts: 1406
From: Kansas City, MO
Posted: 2004-09-14 10:03 pm   Permalink

Just heard this today for the first time on the radio traffic report: There's a "CAR-BECUE" goin' on I-70 Westbound. (car on fire) Guess we just have BAR-B-QUE on the brain here in Kansas City!
I once was lost.....but now I'm found.....

View Profile of 8FT Tiki Send a personal message to 8FT Tiki  Email 8FT Tiki     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Centralite

Joined: Jun 29, 2004
Posts: 54
Posted: 2004-09-14 10:46 pm   Permalink

just a couple,

her mouth runs like a gooses ass

like a goat rodeo = a througholy f'ed up situation

View Profile of tikiEAMES Send a personal message to tikiEAMES      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Goto page ( Previous Page 1 | 2 | 3 Next Page )

[ About Tiki Central | Contact Tiki Central | Advertise on Tiki Central ]
(c) 2000-2018 Tikiroom.com (tm), Tiki Central (tm)

Credits & copyright infomation