||what are the funniest expressions you've heard?
Joined: Mar 26, 2002
From: So Cal
|Posted: 2004-09-13 11:40 am  Permalink|
"Finer then a frogs hair split three ways"
Don't get any finer then that
Joined: Jul 15, 2003
From: The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair
|Posted: 2004-09-13 11:51 am  Permalink|
both meaning "to leave"...
I'm off like a prom dress
let's make like a fetus and head out
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Joined: Feb 18, 2003
From: Bay Area
|Posted: 2004-09-13 12:11 pm  Permalink|
"dumber than a bag of hair" - from some really bad movie
"one hamburger short of a Happy Meal" - someone who is not quite all there, mentally
"all saddle and no horse" - a person that is all talk
"if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck..." - when someone is denying that they are as they appear
"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's" - from "the Simpsons"
Joined: Jan 13, 2003
From: The Quiet EAST Village
|Posted: 2004-09-13 12:46 pm  Permalink|
Car bumper sticker: "Horn broke, watch for finger"
when talking about something you would rather not do:
"I would rather soak my shirt in gasoline and walk through hell than do (blank)"
and one more for the road...
"If the slipper fits...drink from it!!"
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Joined: Nov 22, 2003
|Posted: 2004-09-13 7:36 pm  Permalink|
Cougar: "lady" around her mid 40s trying to pick up younger guys
Puma: as above, but in her mid 30s
camel toe or moose knuckle: when the ladies like the aforementioned ones wear pants hiked up waay too high and they get 'wedgies' in the um.. front
beaver tails: old lady boobs.
"Someone put the Whammy in the Gizmo and look what happened!" ~ Piano Slim
Joined: Aug 01, 2004
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
|Posted: 2004-09-13 7:36 pm  Permalink|
"Achey Breakey Big Mistakey" - the mullet.
"Kentucky Waterfall" - the mullet, again.
"Off like a pack of mad turtles" - leaving for a unpleasant destination, or tired exit.
"More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
My dad commonly used the last one. I always wondered who would have so many rocking chairs, and if there were horrible tail vs. chair incidients that led to the particular cat being described as "long-tailed."
Joined: Jun 14, 2002
|Posted: 2004-09-13 8:27 pm  Permalink|
My 2 favorite mullet nicknames:
The Whorehouse Cut
The Tennessee Tophat
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
|Posted: 2004-09-13 10:46 pm  Permalink|
I'm hungry enough to eat the south end of a skunk headed north
Police say, "Subject is very ALPHA HENRY" (person is a ass hole)
I still look at women, I just can't remember why!
Faster than a bat outta hell
goes like stripped assed monkey
Dumb as a sack of hammers
If my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards
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Joined: Mar 29, 2002
|Posted: 2004-09-14 08:55 am  Permalink|
"Jesus Creeping Shit!"
from Hunter S. Thompson
Joined: Jun 15, 2004
From: The Land of Pleasant Living
|Posted: 2004-09-14 12:02 pm  Permalink|
He/She fell out of the Ugly Tree an' hit every branch on the way down. - self explanitory
Spice boat - a cruising boat
Katy bar the door - lookout! (where'd that come from?)
Let's jet - a suggestion to leave quickly
Don't die on a small cross - make sure it's worth fighting for considering the possible/likely repercussions.
Cookie duster - mustache
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Joined: Jan 02, 2004
From: Port Angeles, Wa
|Posted: 2004-09-14 12:31 pm  Permalink|
"He's the kind of guy who would fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb".
Joined: Jul 05, 2004
From: Orange Countiki, CA
|Posted: 2004-09-14 6:20 pm  Permalink|
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"People tell me that you're two faced, but I don't believe them; if you had two faces, why would you be wearing THAT one!"
Joined: Nov 20, 2003
From: Central Coast of California
|Posted: 2004-09-14 7:14 pm  Permalink|
On 2004-09-13 08:24, Gigantalope wrote:
I was thinking up some of mine, and all I could think of were the one's I hate which are overused...nice companion to this topic
In Da House
makes me grouchy just listing them
This inspired me to start a new thread of Expressions we'd like to see retired.
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
From: Kansas City, MO
|Posted: 2004-09-14 10:03 pm  Permalink|
Just heard this today for the first time on the radio traffic report: There's a "CAR-BECUE" goin' on I-70 Westbound. (car on fire) Guess we just have BAR-B-QUE on the brain here in Kansas City!
I once was lost.....but now I'm found.....
Joined: Jun 29, 2004
|Posted: 2004-09-14 10:46 pm  Permalink|
just a couple,
her mouth runs like a gooses ass
like a goat rodeo = a througholy f'ed up situation