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docwoods
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Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Posts: 595
From: outside the windy city
|  Posted: 2004-09-15 06:27 am Permalink
Heard on "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"-fella was getting his back hair waxed and one of the show's hosts said "He's getting manscaped".Pretty silly.
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2004-09-15 06:45 am Permalink
Y dad used to say about a bad smell:
X smells so bad, it could 'Knock a buzzard off a shitwagon!'
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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666 | Posted: 2004-09-15 06:48 am Permalink
Phish Fans being referred to as "Trustifarians"
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DaneTiki
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Joined: May 29, 2002
Posts: 113
From: Minneapolis, MN
| Posted: 2004-09-15 7:14 pm Permalink
God made him as ugly as he could, and then kicked him in the face - traditional
She was so tall it took two men and a boy to look at her - from H. Allen Smith
Stand outside the barbershop and sniff the customers as they come out - ibid, on what to do in a small town
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MrkCat
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Joined: Jan 23, 2003
Posts: 22
From: Sunny Southern California
| Posted: 2004-09-16 12:02 am Permalink
Dryer than a popcorn fart
He could break a bowling ball with a marshmellow hammer
This old cowboy I used to work with had hundreds.
Mark
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Chongolio
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Joined: Oct 02, 2002
Posts: 2765
From: The Coast of Kauai
| Posted: 2004-09-16 10:02 am Permalink
"Slippery than a goose turd on the pump handle."
-Unknown
Let make like an exorcist and get the hell out of here.
-unknown
"That boy is abot as sharp as a bowling ball."
-Foghorn Leghorn
Dont go away mad, Just go away.
-Unknown
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