||what are the funniest expressions you've heard?
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
From: outside the windy city
|Posted: 2004-09-15 06:27 am  Permalink|
Heard on "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"-fella was getting his back hair waxed and one of the show's hosts said "He's getting manscaped".Pretty silly.
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
|Posted: 2004-09-15 06:45 am  Permalink|
Y dad used to say about a bad smell:
X smells so bad, it could 'Knock a buzzard off a shitwagon!'
Joined: Apr 23, 2003
|Posted: 2004-09-15 06:48 am  Permalink|
Phish Fans being referred to as "Trustifarians"
Joined: May 29, 2002
From: Minneapolis, MN
|Posted: 2004-09-15 7:14 pm  Permalink|
God made him as ugly as he could, and then kicked him in the face - traditional
She was so tall it took two men and a boy to look at her - from H. Allen Smith
Stand outside the barbershop and sniff the customers as they come out - ibid, on what to do in a small town
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Joined: Jan 23, 2003
From: Sunny Southern California
|Posted: 2004-09-16 12:02 am  Permalink|
Dryer than a popcorn fart
He could break a bowling ball with a marshmellow hammer
This old cowboy I used to work with had hundreds.
Joined: Oct 02, 2002
From: The Coast of Kauai
|Posted: 2004-09-16 10:02 am  Permalink|
"Slippery than a goose turd on the pump handle."
Let make like an exorcist and get the hell out of here.
"That boy is abot as sharp as a bowling ball."
Dont go away mad, Just go away.
Stoke & Flow