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docwoods
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Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Posts: 599
From: outside the windy city
Posted: 2004-10-08 7:08 pm   Permalink


To all the ladies out there...


Sing along to the tune of "I will survive" when you read this.......

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count???!

(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will
survive!. . .
Hey! Hey!

[Verse II]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!



 
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docwoods
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Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Posts: 599
From: outside the windy city
Posted: 2004-10-08 7:09 pm   Permalink

P.S.-probably the LONGEST post I've ever submitted.

 
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2004-10-09 12:01 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-10-08 19:08, docwoods wrote:
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!



Actually, us ladies prefer the corded ones -- we don't want the batteries dying on us!


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Hakalugi
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 3055
From: Redondo Beach, CA
Posted: 2004-10-09 12:32 am   Permalink

Just don't take that corded one into the bathtub!! Yikes, what a way to go, then again I suppose if you timed it just right... oh forget it.

 
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ikitnrev
Grand Member (first year)  

Joined: Jul 27, 2002
Posts: 1313
From: D.C. / Virginia
Posted: 2004-10-09 01:01 am   Permalink

In a similar vein ..... here is a song lyric with just one word altered ....


That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my erection
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing



Vern


 
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2004-10-09 01:01 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-10-09 00:32, Hakalugi wrote:
Just don't take that corded one into the bathtub!!



Yeah, you need an underwater model for that.
http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgsh0102.exe?FNM=52&UID=2004100823475643&SKW=BV04



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