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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-10-10 9:06 pm   Permalink

IDhle. Idheo0d, N, Diontl. ONON.

(I am trying out some new experimental marketing techniques. I would like to thank you for your participation in my in-depth study.)
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ookoo lady
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Posted: 2004-10-10 11:02 pm   Permalink

In response to your survey, my answers are:

Yes
No
Yes
Maybe
Absolutely not

Thank you for asking.
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
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From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-10-10 11:39 pm   Permalink

What kind of experiments are you marketing out of depth?

Why do I think it's related to folks who misspell their web searches?

My answer: Not if I'm sober or it's Arbor Day.


 
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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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From: Lakewood California
Posted: 2004-10-11 12:09 am   Permalink

I will buy whatever Tiki Bong is selling. What are you selling again?

 
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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-10-11 10:08 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-10-11 00:09, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I will buy whatever Tiki Bong is selling. What are you selling again?



Dear Mr The Sperm Whale, I'm glad you're interested in the service you're going to provide me with. Do you prefer flavors?
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Beatnikine
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Joined: Sep 29, 2004
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Posted: 2004-10-11 10:25 am   Permalink

As the National Marketing Manager for my company, I am very interested in your study Tiki Bong... not so much for what I (may) have to offer, but solely for what I can ruthlessly plagiarize.

(CES is around the corner, after all..)



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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-10-11 6:16 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-10-11 10:25, Beatnikine wrote:
As the National Marketing Manager for my company, I am very interested in your study Tiki Bong... not so much for what I (may) have to offer, but solely for what I can ruthlessly plagiarize.

(CES is around the corner, after all..)






Beat,

Please Paypay me $123.84 and I will immediately ship you your personalized, plagiarized, professional, experimental marketing techniques bag-o-tricks.

(only available in Sudanese and South-Central LA dialects)


    
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Beatnikine
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Posted: 2004-10-12 09:38 am   Permalink

South Central... hmmm, that might come in handy regarding my new in-wall/in-ceiling project.

Okay - I'll let you promote your literary exploits in my product hand-outs for the one-time nominal exposure fee of $486.02 (standard usage fee.) That'll not only get you in the flyers, but the main catalog as well.



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Dack Sambo
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Joined: Jun 29, 2004
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From: The bacon islands
Posted: 2004-10-12 11:08 am   Permalink

Check out Tiki Bong's website at www.keepmaster.com

It will show you all the crazy things he has been up to recently!


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Beatnikine
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Posted: 2004-10-12 11:48 am   Permalink

That back yard is birdie heaven!

(BTW, I guess I'll stop complaining about redesigning our crossover networks now.... a'hem.)


 
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Beatnikine
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Posted: 2004-10-12 11:49 am   Permalink

Second order, third order... would somebody just order me another coctail???


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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
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From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2004-10-12 1:01 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-10-12 11:49, Beatnikine wrote:
Second order, third order... would somebody just order me another coctail???
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I'll take "Low-Latency Induction Loops" for $1000, Alex.
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ZebraTiki
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From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-10-12 8:21 pm   Permalink

Now if you build a squirrel baffle-equipped birdfeeder on top of that giganto gold-dredging airboat, well, you'll be needing an underground lair.

Wow. All techno-genius-ey and bird friendly. I'm impressed. Does anyone stand next to the fountain & sing, "I'm Wishing..." in their Snow White falsetto voice?


 
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