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What's the best lie you've ever told
docwoods
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Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Posts: 599
From: outside the windy city
Posted: 2004-10-20 2:39 pm   Permalink

Gigantalope,these are such fun posts.I'd have to say "No!!! I've NEVER seen one as big as yours!".

 
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dangergirl299
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Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
Posted: 2004-10-20 3:13 pm   Permalink

oh, and:

"can I sit in on your little card game? I'm not very good at it though..."


 
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-10-20 5:03 pm   Permalink

I once convinced an assistant manager that I couldn't sweep up dry popcorn off the carpet because the mere sight of it once it had been liberated from it's former container would make me throw up! I told him that I'd had a very "unfortunate and quite disgusting dry popcorn incident" that caused this reaction. I think he thought that I was going to cry (or get sick) soon, but my eyes were watering because I was desperately trying not to laugh. The hardest part of it was the line, "Honestly, if it was any other food, I could do it, but I can't even look at loose popcorn!". Sorry Randy!


 
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Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2004-10-20 7:05 pm   Permalink

It's unrelated to the topic but I think
atomictonytiki should start a ghost and creepy story thread since he's from Scotland where the best one's come from.



 
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tikijackalope
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Joined: Oct 23, 2003
Posts: 821
From: KS/MO
Posted: 2004-10-20 7:05 pm   Permalink

"I live the simple life by the good word"

I once said that over the phone to a guy who said he was conducting a consumer survey to see what electronics people owned. I figured it was someone looking for their next home to burglarize so I told him I had no stereo, no computer and no TV.


 
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Rum Balls
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Joined: Oct 04, 2004
Posts: 880
From: Portland, OR
Posted: 2004-10-20 10:03 pm   Permalink

"I'm telling you the truth."

 
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2004-10-20 10:23 pm   Permalink


"Yours is the biggest I've ever had."



 
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