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What's the best lie you've ever told |
docwoods
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Posts: 595
From: outside the windy city
|  Posted: 2004-10-20 2:39 pm Permalink
Gigantalope,these are such fun posts.I'd have to say "No!!! I've NEVER seen one as big as yours!".
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dangergirl299
Grand Member (first year) 
Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
| Posted: 2004-10-20 3:13 pm Permalink
oh, and:
"can I sit in on your little card game? I'm not very good at it though..."
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ZebraTiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
| Posted: 2004-10-20 5:03 pm Permalink
I once convinced an assistant manager that I couldn't sweep up dry popcorn off the carpet because the mere sight of it once it had been liberated from it's former container would make me throw up! I told him that I'd had a very "unfortunate and quite disgusting dry popcorn incident" that caused this reaction. I think he thought that I was going to cry (or get sick) soon, but my eyes were watering because I was desperately trying not to laugh. The hardest part of it was the line, "Honestly, if it was any other food, I could do it, but I can't even look at loose popcorn!". Sorry Randy!
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Gigantalope
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
| Posted: 2004-10-20 7:05 pm Permalink
It's unrelated to the topic but I think
atomictonytiki should start a ghost and creepy story thread since he's from Scotland where the best one's come from.
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tikijackalope
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Oct 23, 2003
Posts: 814
From: KS/MO
| Posted: 2004-10-20 7:05 pm Permalink
"I live the simple life by the good word"
I once said that over the phone to a guy who said he was conducting a consumer survey to see what electronics people owned. I figured it was someone looking for their next home to burglarize so I told him I had no stereo, no computer and no TV.
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Rum Balls
Grand Member (7 years) 
Joined: Oct 04, 2004
Posts: 828
From: Portland, OR
| Posted: 2004-10-20 10:03 pm Permalink
"I'm telling you the truth."
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cynfulcynner
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
| Posted: 2004-10-20 10:23 pm Permalink
"Yours is the biggest I've ever had."
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