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Tiki Central Forums Beyond Tiki just how DID Bazooka Joe loose his eye?
just how DID Bazooka Joe loose his eye?
Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2004-11-15 6:56 pm   Permalink

any idea? was he the childhood star who became "Raiders" guy and later made famous by Dangergirl's Trader Vic sticker?

I think it (his eye) was stolen by a large bird, a Roc perhaps, who roosts on it to this day.

What's YOUR theory?

[ This Message was edited by: Gigantalope on 2004-11-15 18:59 ]


 
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spy-tiki
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Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 732
From: glendale, ca
Posted: 2004-11-15 7:10 pm   Permalink

His mom told him if he blew such big bubbles one would pop and put his eye out and well...

 
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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666
Posted: 2004-11-15 7:43 pm   Permalink

For Christmas his dad bought him a Red Rider carbine action BB gun, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time, and the results speak for themselves!

 
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Geeky Tiki
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Joined: Oct 15, 2002
Posts: 533
From: Las vegas
Posted: 2004-11-15 9:25 pm   Permalink

Rubber band and paper clip fight.

Our teacher told us.


 
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-11-15 10:00 pm   Permalink

It was an accident involving a loose spring in a Ovaltine Genuine Simulated Gold Plastic Little Orphan Annie Decoder Pin.
Don't drink and decode!
Isn't Ovaltine a malt beverage?


 
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Kalikiana
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Joined: May 01, 2004
Posts: 84
From: South Lake Tahoe
Posted: 2004-11-15 11:10 pm   Permalink

Was he shot in the eye by a WWII Bazooka?

According to the TOPPS webpage, Bazooka Joe is also getting a new comic gang this year...an environmentalist that hangs out at Farmer's markets, an Asian danceclub DJ, an awkward science guy with a hankering for herpetology, a big-mac eating German exchange student named Wolfgang, and a tomboy that digs on Sportscenter and dislikes nailpolish. EEEeeesh...



 
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Tiki Rider
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Joined: Oct 05, 2002
Posts: 497
From: South Orange County, CA
Posted: 2004-11-16 1:52 pm   Permalink

his hand slipped off?

 
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2955
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2004-11-16 1:57 pm   Permalink

i liked METALDUDE from the 90's era


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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-11-16 2:34 pm   Permalink

I think Metaldude poked his eye out with a sharpened carrot.

 
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tikibars
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Joined: Apr 11, 2002
Posts: 2024
From: Aku Hall, Chicago
Posted: 2004-11-16 10:33 pm   Permalink

Whatever it was, it was pretty damned funny until someone lost an eye.



 
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Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2004-11-16 10:49 pm   Permalink

Classic Tikibars! Classic!

I bet that scizzor running, paste eating bastard had it commin'


 
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8FT Tiki
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Joined: Nov 30, 2003
Posts: 1226
From: Kansas City, MO
Posted: 2004-11-16 11:19 pm   Permalink

His old man was a pirate. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5814
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2004-11-17 12:57 am   Permalink

Have Fun!
http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~jimmyk/bazooka_html/company.html

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