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Futura Girl
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Posted: 2004-11-19 5:28 pm   Permalink

I actually would LIKE to have a wife.

 
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dangergirl299
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Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
Posted: 2004-11-19 5:34 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-19 17:28, Futura Girl wrote:
I actually would LIKE to have a wife.



Me too! Someone to cook and clean and iron and plan the parties, while all I have to do is bring home the bacon. Then, when we decide the have kids and realize the budget is tight, send em off to work but they still have to cook and clean and such. Periodically pick up a hammer and bang something so you can say "I contribute to the household chores."

At least, that's how my parents did it, and they're still together...


 
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-11-19 6:27 pm   Permalink


Notice the "Help Wanted" sign in the window.


 
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docwoods
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Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Posts: 599
From: outside the windy city
Posted: 2004-11-19 6:31 pm   Permalink

Being a gal, of COURSE I'd like a wife! Someone to do all the drudge work,someone who would leave a finished to-do list at the end of the day,so I could again become the naughty little vixen my husband married.We can both dream.

 
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Beatnikine
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Joined: Sep 29, 2004
Posts: 75
Posted: 2004-11-19 11:24 pm   Permalink

Here here, I whole-heartedly agree, however, with one modification; I think the thing we women need is a damn good man-wife.

(Drudge work with the fringe benefits!)


[ This Message was edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-11-19 23:27 ]


 
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2004-11-19 11:51 pm   Permalink


I could use a wife to stand in line for me at the post office and the DMV, sit around the house waiting for the cable guy to show up, and have a healthy dinner waiting as soon as I get home from work, dammit!

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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
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From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2004-11-19 11:55 pm   Permalink


They really exist!
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Are you looking for the convenience of having a WIFE without the commitment? Are you considering marriage but wish you could test it out first? Do you wish to be an experienced husband before actually finding the right woman? Then I'm the wife for you!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/13028015.html
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Travellin' Tiki
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Joined: Apr 05, 2004
Posts: 227
From: Vancouver, Canada
Posted: 2004-11-20 12:03 am   Permalink

Hah! Cynner, that's great. Although I get the feeling a jilted husband wrote it and not an actual rent-a-wife.

 
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docwoods
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Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Posts: 599
From: outside the windy city
Posted: 2004-11-20 07:49 am   Permalink

Boy,the gal in that ad really has up the ante!Wonder how long she could keep all of that up?

 
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Geeky Tiki
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Joined: Oct 15, 2002
Posts: 533
From: Las vegas
Posted: 2004-11-20 12:45 pm   Permalink

At first I couldn't relate to the question, but then it slowly dawned on me. He was asking if it was wrong to not want "A" wife!

Purely a grammatical play on words endorsing polygamy!

I'm behind ya on that, it shouldn't be wrong to not want "A" wife, carry on my polygamist bretheren.


 
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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-11-20 1:13 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-19 17:28, Futura Girl wrote:
I actually would LIKE to have a wife.



(Bong's plot tingles at the mental images that do flow from that thought...)


    
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spy-tiki
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Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 732
From: glendale, ca
Posted: 2004-11-20 2:33 pm   Permalink

Are we talking about having one of our own or having someone else's?

 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-11-20 8:39 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-20 13:13, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Quote:

On 2004-11-19 17:28, Futura Girl wrote:
I actually would LIKE to have a wife.



(Bong's plot tingles at the mental images that do flow from that thought...)


Bong...getcher mind outta da gutter. Lenny Bruce said: "every man wants a wife that's part kindergarden teacher and part $500.00 a nite Las Vegas hooker". Robert Crumb related a conversation with his dad in the documentary "Crumb": "I told my dad that I wasn't getting married. He said "ah, you'll marry the first one that comes along" and he was right". I guess a happy marriage is what we make it. There's no free lunch.


 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5822
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2004-11-20 11:16 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-20 20:39, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
There's no free lunch.


My problem is that I always order the desert first.

[ This Message was edited by: Tiki Bong on 2004-11-20 21:24 ]


 
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thebaxdog
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Joined: Jun 19, 2002
Posts: 775
From: Santa Ana, CA.
Posted: 2004-11-21 09:40 am   Permalink

I know it is goofy, BUT
I would not trade what I have for Nuttin, but
I like to look at what everybody else has but,
I got what I chose, I just hope she feels the same.
Nobody can rent this feeling, but
You can rent Bong, and
He is willing to be anybody's Bitch at any time.
It's kinda like what Carl says
If some men did not have women, they would starve ?
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