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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0 |  Posted: 2004-11-27 9:52 pm Permalink
Please share.
(Please provide actual names and phone numbers in case I'd like to break off a piece and sample.)
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2004-11-28 04:47 am Permalink
Disconnecting them from life support! Don't try this at home kids.
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Satan's Sin
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Joined: Jun 13, 2004
Posts: 729
From: Imperial Beach, CA
| Posted: 2004-11-28 09:05 am Permalink
Marry them.
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ikitnrev
Grand Member (8 years) 
Joined: Jul 27, 2002
Posts: 1298
From: D.C. / Virginia
| Posted: 2004-11-28 3:49 pm Permalink
Bury them
Vern
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dangergirl299
Grand Member (first year) 
Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
| Posted: 2004-11-28 3:57 pm Permalink
I like to make men dress up in women's clothing and make up and walking up and down the street with hamsters duct taped to their thighs singing "I gotta be me."
In an unrelated note, never agree to a "truth or dare" game with me. I could really care less how old you were when you lost your virginity.
Oh, I also like to get really close to a person's ear and breathe in and out of my nose really fast - sounds just like a dog. and it always freaks people out. especially when you start licking their ear really loudly while doing it.
There's much more, but I haven't the time.
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Kono
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Joined: Oct 08, 2003
Posts: 1266
From: Orlando
| Posted: 2004-11-28 6:19 pm Permalink
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On 2004-11-28 15:57, dangergirl299 wrote:
I like to make men dress up in women's clothing and make up and walking up and down the street with hamsters duct taped to their thighs singing "I gotta be me."
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How do you teach hamsters to sing?? 
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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0 | Posted: 2004-11-28 7:03 pm Permalink
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On 2004-11-28 15:57, dangergirl299 wrote:
I like to make men dress up in women's clothing and make up and walking up and down the street with hamsters duct taped to their thighs singing "I gotta be me."
In an unrelated note, never agree to a "truth or dare" game with me. I could really care less how old you were when you lost your virginity.
Oh, I also like to get really close to a person's ear and breathe in and out of my nose really fast - sounds just like a dog. and it always freaks people out. especially when you start licking their ear really loudly while doing it.
There's much more, but I haven't the time.
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D-Girl,
There's something about your style that makes the Bong's thongs rumble...
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
| Posted: 2004-11-28 8:12 pm Permalink
I'm not sure if this is wierd, or passive-aggressive revenge, or both, but here goes:
At the county fair, I've added a nasty person's name & address to a mailing list for investor information about the business of obtaining and/or exchanging Texas Longhorn steer semen through the mail, complete with more pictures and 'helpful hints' than you'd ever want to see in a lifetime ... even a female Texas Longhorn would've said, "Too much information, thank you!"
The recipient was someone who would not find any humor in this at all, and regarded himself as quite the Hollywood bon-vivant, even though he was anti-social and lived in a dive apartment in Downey! To add to that, he went nuts about any bit of junk mail, so it was too easy to set him up with mail about llama & ostrich farming in case the Longhorns didn't work out.
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2004-11-28 9:53 pm Permalink
This was just plain funny. Might be wierd to some but one time while I was rinsing chicken parts in the kitchen sink, my wife came up behind me and began to get a little amorous with her hands rubbing my chest. Suddenly she was distracted (children or phone) and walked away. But I knew what was next so I quickly unzipped my pants and stuck a chicken leg in there with the big end just barely hanging out of my pants. Sure enough a few seconds later she walks up behind me and starts rubbing my chest again, soon her hands are venturing down and BAM she grabs the big end of that chicken leg and jumps back and screams. I laughed for days.
Another time, while we were dating, we had just come back from a night out. Both of us were a little sauced. As we go into my room she quickly heads back to the restroom. I close the door to my room and completely disrobe. I slip on a pair of cowboy boots and back into the closet. She opens the door, walks in and I jump out of the closet growling with my arms in the air ARRRRRR ARRRRRR. She laughed so hard she fell into my dirty clothes basket (which was only a cardboard box) and couldn't get out. Her butt was stuck at the bottom and her legs were hanging out. I had to pull her out. That's one way to get a girl. We've been married 15 years. Maybe you single guys should try that one. or not. But if you do, don't blame me if she marries you.
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2004-11-28 10:03 pm Permalink
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On 2004-11-28 21:53, Jungle Trader wrote:
That's one way to get a girl. We've been married 15 years. Maybe you single guys should try that one. or not.
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Note to self:
Buy one chicken leg; one clothes basket and Jungle Trader's book entitled "How To Pick Up Women".
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2004-11-28 10:24 pm Permalink
Unga Bunga, don't buy a clothes basket.....you'll find an abundance of cardboard boxes in dumpsters. I have a pair of cowboy boots.....if you need them.
Don't go cheap on the drinks.
Please send 20 bucks for the book.
[ This Message was edited by: Jungle Trader on 2004-11-28 22:27 ]
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Beatnikine
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Joined: Sep 29, 2004
Posts: 75 | Posted: 2004-11-28 10:46 pm Permalink
J.T., What I want to know is... what happened the the chicken leg next?
(Please don't say it wound up on the dinner table....)
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hewey
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Joined: Sep 14, 2004
Posts: 4270
From: Sydney, Australia
| Posted: 2004-11-28 11:16 pm Permalink
jungle trader
any women who stays after those shennanigans is a keeper.
Sounds like something i would do to my girl - haha
keep up the good work
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Mike the Headhunter
Grand Member (5 years) 
Joined: May 24, 2004
Posts: 189
From: Wastelands of western NC
| Posted: 2004-11-29 12:51 am Permalink
Put frog fat bodies in a fellas mac and cheese. I get a warm and fuzzy feeling thinking back on that funny day.
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2004-11-29 08:26 am Permalink
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On 2004-11-28 22:46, Beatnikine wrote:
J.T., What I want to know is... what happened the the chicken leg next? |
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She devoured it with lust and wild abandon.
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