||Pele's Revenge ... maybe?
Joined: Jun 28, 2003
From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
|Posted: 2004-11-30 5:40 pm  Permalink|
"Lava lamp left on hot stovetop explodes, killing man"
OK kiddies ... don't try this one at home. It definately falls into the "Unusual ways of shuffling off the mortal coil" column, but I'm still undecided as to whether or not it meets the criteria for "Natural Selection at Work".
About a 2 for good thinking but a 10 for originality. I'll bet it looked REALLY cool just before it exploded, huh?
Stay on the beach. The natives over there are cannibals.
They eat liars with the same enthusiasm as they eat honest men.
Joined: Mar 04, 2003
From: Vista, CA
|Posted: 2004-11-30 6:13 pm  Permalink|
But Ma, the tinee lawt bulb taeks soh long to heat them thar wax. Im gonna just help it along with some extree heet.
What a sad way to die. And in such an unexpected way.
Joined: Apr 09, 2003
From: LA-2547 mls east Hawaii &5500 Easter Is
|Posted: 2004-11-30 7:12 pm  Permalink|
Many are called, but not all are chosen?
Joined: Mar 29, 2002
|Posted: 2004-11-30 9:55 pm  Permalink|
Incredible, but already covered:
Joined: Feb 15, 2003
From: San Diego, Ca.
|Posted: 2004-12-01 10:43 am  Permalink|
I was expecting this to be about "volcanic" diarrhea from drinking the water downstream from the wild pigs...
Rev. Dr. Frederick J. Freelance, Ph.D., Th.D., D.F.S