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Pele's Revenge ... maybe?
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jun 28, 2003
Posts: 234
From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Posted: 2004-11-30 5:40 pm   Permalink

"Lava lamp left on hot stovetop explodes, killing man"


OK kiddies ... don't try this one at home. It definately falls into the "Unusual ways of shuffling off the mortal coil" column, but I'm still undecided as to whether or not it meets the criteria for "Natural Selection at Work".

About a 2 for good thinking but a 10 for originality. I'll bet it looked REALLY cool just before it exploded, huh?


Stay on the beach. The natives over there are cannibals.
They eat liars with the same enthusiasm as they eat honest men.


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Tiki Socialite

Joined: Mar 04, 2003
Posts: 2385
From: Vista, CA
Posted: 2004-11-30 6:13 pm   Permalink

But Ma, the tinee lawt bulb taeks soh long to heat them thar wax. Im gonna just help it along with some extree heet.

What a sad way to die. And in such an unexpected way.

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Tiki Socialite

Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3836
From: LA-2547 mls east Hawaii &5500 Easter Is
Posted: 2004-11-30 7:12 pm   Permalink

Many are called, but not all are chosen?

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Official Mixologist

Joined: Mar 29, 2002
Posts: 3059
From: http://www.smugglerscovesf.com
Posted: 2004-11-30 9:55 pm   Permalink

Incredible, but already covered:


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Tiki Socialite

Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 3006
From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2004-12-01 10:43 am   Permalink

I was expecting this to be about "volcanic" diarrhea from drinking the water downstream from the wild pigs...
Rev. Dr. Frederick J. Freelance, Ph.D., Th.D., D.F.S

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