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What gives you gas?
Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
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From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2004-12-13 08:02 am   Permalink

But you continue to eat (maybe because of)

 
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Kon-Hemsby
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Joined: Sep 17, 2003
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From: Andover, England
Posted: 2004-12-13 08:21 am   Permalink

Are you serious?!

 
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mattfink
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Joined: May 05, 2003
Posts: 579
From: Detroit
Posted: 2004-12-13 08:28 am   Permalink

What doesn't give me gas....pfffffftttt!!!

 
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2004-12-13 08:38 am   Permalink

this gives me gas




you meant this topic as a joke, right? your friend, j$

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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
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From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2004-12-13 11:28 am   Permalink

Farting Elves! Merry Christmas!

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Monkeyman
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Joined: Mar 04, 2003
Posts: 2368
From: Vista, CA
Posted: 2004-12-13 1:34 pm   Permalink

No one is safe from raw cauliflower and broccoli.

Its lethal.


 
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2004-12-13 2:17 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-12-13 13:34, Monkeyman wrote:
No one is safe from raw cauliflower and broccoli.



Maybe that's the real reason why George HW Bush hated broccoli so much.


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Raffertiki
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Joined: Oct 31, 2003
Posts: 1527
From: L.I.
Posted: 2004-12-13 3:58 pm   Permalink

Sugar free candy, or anything with Sorbitol in it. You won't beleive the funk that you will emit.
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cynfulcynner
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Posted: 2004-12-13 4:20 pm   Permalink




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Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
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From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2004-12-13 7:01 pm   Permalink

Malls, Flea Markets, Farmers Markets and the Ikea. I seldom shop, but was forced.

IKEA is a Scandanavian giant store where most stuff is made in China...(in case they don't have one by your house) So popular it is, the the sick treated all of Berkeley to lunch...the lunch they had eaten earlier that day that is.

Malls and lines especially at the swap meet (flea market) were haunted by the suplery ghosts of christmas past(and worse "petuli")

Which brought me to my point (offencive as it is for which I appoligize) Does the whole world where you live feast on Cabbage and Kippers before Shopping? (not a real question)

(And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?)






 
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KuKuAhu
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Joined: Dec 23, 2002
Posts: 567
From: Kahiki, Ohio
Posted: 2004-12-13 7:13 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-12-13 19:01, Gigantalope wrote:

(And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?)



As a former feral child I resent that statement and request that Hanford lock this offensive thread.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go root through my neighbors garbage and urinate in the street.


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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2004-12-13 8:24 pm   Permalink

Everyone farts in the library.

 
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TikiGardener
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
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From: 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens
Posted: 2004-12-13 10:18 pm   Permalink

Kims video in NYC Had a sign over the entry to the porn section reading

"Please, no farting in the adult video section."

Aparrently porn causes a lot of farting.




 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-12-13 10:59 pm   Permalink

Oktoberfest! After a plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and three or four beers I can fart the tuba solo in the "She's Too Fat For Me" polka. Oops...I think I just soiled my lederhosen.

 
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-12-13 11:16 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-12-13 19:01, Gigantalope wrote:

Which brought me to my point (offencive as it is for which I appoligize) Does the whole world where you live feast on Cabbage and Kippers before Shopping? (not a real question)

(And let thier feril children off leash on this single day?)




He who smelt it, dealt it.

He who denied it, supplied it.

I never stopped being a feral child, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my head stuck between the rungs on the stairway railing.


 
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