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Geeky Tiki
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From: Las vegas
Posted: 2004-12-15 6:08 pm   Permalink

Geez, if it ain't real, I'd kick myself for not making it better!

That's my reality check for the old Cartesian riddle - How do I know my life exists outside my brain - 'cause life would be better if it were just up to my brain.


 
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suicide_sam
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
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From: LBC
Posted: 2004-12-24 01:10 am   Permalink

Ben Franklin said

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."


 
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cybertiki
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Joined: Jun 28, 2003
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From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Posted: 2004-12-24 2:26 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-12-14 21:16, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Could God (or insert your personal favorite diety here) make a Mai Tai so big even he couldn't drink it?



No. That right is reserved to Pablus. Ahhhh ... but then I've suspected for awhile that he's Bacchus incarnate.

Cheers!
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cybertiki
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From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Posted: 2004-12-24 2:29 pm   Permalink

BTW ... I have a job. Don't think you REALLY want one of those. Safer to sit home and drink.

Merry ... yeah!
(yes, the rum level in the Gluhwein has hit a new high).
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pablus
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Joined: Jul 23, 2003
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From: www.crazedmugs.com
Posted: 2004-12-26 3:12 pm   Permalink


Day after Christmas - Big Bowl of Aku Aku Lapus - 10 lbs of prime rib in the oven - Hmmm... maybe I am Bacchus.

Or Jim Baccus.
Or maybe Burt Bacharach.


 
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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-12-26 8:52 pm   Permalink

Pa-plus,

When you getting you bee-hind out this way so we can, ah,, you know...
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2004-12-26 9:28 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-12-24 01:10, suicide_sam wrote:
Ben Franklin said

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."



I heard somewhere that he wrote books on how to make farts smell better by eating different types of food combined together.


 
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pablus
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Posted: 2004-12-27 09:30 am   Permalink

<<<I heard somewhere that he wrote books on how to make farts smell better by eating different types of food combined together.
>>>

That was Ben Affleck.

Bong-tacular - I'm 5 days from knowing if it will be January 13-20 or Jan. 25-Feb. 3 - I needs some moneys so I'm banging here at work. I really need the earlier trip though so I'll probably make that work.


 
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Hakalugi
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
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From: Redondo Beach, CA
Posted: 2004-12-27 11:20 am   Permalink

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On 2004-12-26 21:28, RevBambooBen wrote:

I heard somewhere that he wrote books on how to make farts smell better by eating different types of food combined together.



"Fart Proudly" by Benjamin Franklin:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/089804801X/qid=1104171462/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/002-2458681-4856840?v=glance&s=books


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