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MakeDaMug
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 28, 2002
Posts: 1171
From: behind a cluttered desk
|  Posted: 2002-10-16 10:39 pm Permalink
Hey Floratina,
I'll bring a Bash mug or 2 - I'm diggin' up all of the old stuff. After Bax emailed me back that there are well over 50 people likely to attend, I'm going to bring about 15-20 mugs and let Bax hand them out to the collectors. I'll also bring a bunch of Dinky misprinted shots (we got an order from SDSU we printed the shots UCSD - drrr uhhh!) for the non tikiphiles. Poly Pop - don't bring your checkbook - these are freebies!
Hey, on a separate note - did you guys know that we're reproducing the Mai Kai Mystery Bowl and their Cook Islands Decanter (both are in the book). The bowl is massive!
Holden
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thebaxdog
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 19, 2002
Posts: 775
From: Santa Ana, CA.
| Posted: 2002-10-17 12:19 am Permalink
That smogdog is the man
Bringin as many mugs as he can
but if he don't bring enough
givein them up might be tough
this silly tiki thing starts at 6
and we kick you out when you act like dicks
we should still be up at three
whatchin the the bongos 88th pee
make sure when you leave your not in the news
that stupid dumbass driver that had to much booze
I hope I have enough booze and good food
but bring your own camper if you plan to get screwed
cause kids will be here and kids will be there
they might act like us and give us a scare
if you sleep on the floor or car through the night
I'll make you green corn cakes and sausage allright
bloody marys in a Tiki mug make you feel better
try to remember how far your arm went up her sweater
I hope to see each and every one there
to party like tikis without so much a care
now it's late this 3rd grade poem I must send
cause "I'm fucking tired"
that is THE END
_________________
When this stops being fun
It's our fault
Have no brakes Cannot stop
Happydog (What can I do?)
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
Grand Member (8 years) 
Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2002-10-17 02:26 am Permalink
Now that Bax has gone to sleep,
It's time for Coconut Boy to creep,
Over his wall, and through his yard
On stealthy toes, while trying hard,
to avoid his pesky raccoon traps
While Baxy snores and Baxy naps,
Time to put back all the tikis
He borrowed sometime late last week, he's
worried that Baxdog soon will miss them,
When he makes his Friday rounds to kiss them,
As he does each Friday night like clockwork,
I've never seen anyone but Mr. Spock work
So hard to keep a sober face,
But on Friday nights, (after Will And Grace),
He takes a break, walks outside
Sees his tikis, gets misty-eyed,
And tenderly bestows his kissage
upon each primal wooden visage,
Then he goes inside and hugs,
every one of his tiki mugs.
But Sabu, he not really worried,
Because he carefully made sure he'd
Replaced each tiki that he'd stolen
With a lifesize bust of Gena Nolin
And Bax, so busy writing poems,
Could care less if they were Garden Gnomes
And while he and Bong play Dr. Suesses
Less and less cooked, Sabu's goose is,
And now the tikis, all replaced
Have left Sabu's crime quite untraced
And now with clear, and guilt-free heart he,
Looks forward to Baxdog's killer party.
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Trader Woody
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2301
From: Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK
| Posted: 2002-10-17 04:42 am Permalink
*A standing ovation from the crowd*
Never thought a Tiki Events post could be so enjoyable. Great work, fellas!
Trader Woody
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stentiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 24, 2002
Posts: 891
From: Huntington Beach
| Posted: 2002-10-17 8:29 pm Permalink
Baxdog!
We'd like to go
I'll let you know
when I fly from the East Coast.
We hope to show
to the party you'll throw
and to Tiki Central we'll toast!
If my plane's not late
we'll be there by eight,
and hopefully even by six.
Can't wait to come home
and throw "The Dog" a bone,
and maybe a couple of sticks.
Aloha,
Uncle Arty
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johnnievelour
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 445
From: LongBeach
| Posted: 2002-10-18 12:37 pm Permalink
You'll see me
and Lady V
She wants to know
'bout the trampoline
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MakeDaMug
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 28, 2002
Posts: 1171
From: behind a cluttered desk
| Posted: 2002-10-19 2:06 pm Permalink
The dog ate my tibia! Yeah, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it! Can't make the party but Alnshely are stoppin' by my pad to pick up about 50+ defective Sven/Drinky mugs for the event! Have a blast!
Holden
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bamboo ben
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 02, 2002
Posts: 454
From: Tiki
| Posted: 2002-10-20 07:50 am Permalink
arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
deep breath!
arrgghhhhhhhhhhh. Blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
arghhhhhhh! breath! blahhhhhhhhh! urrrrrrggg!
boooolahhhhhhhggggggggg!! Ohhhhhh. must better now!3-days!!! 3-days!!! Must go run now! hope you all had fun, smokin' and drinkin'!!!
another one is coming on. Argggh uuhhgerrr, blllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgerrrrrrr!! won't be long, see you all in 3 months!!!
[ This Message was edited by: bamboo ben on 2002-10-20 07:55 ]
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horizon mombo
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Sep 30, 2002
Posts: 28
From: Westminster,Calif.
| Posted: 2002-12-11 3:30 pm Permalink
Bamboo!
We're having a luau on the 20th of December at Biff's Pad (with the AKU
in the front yard) come by for a blue hawaiian!
-Mbo
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the House of Bamboo Ben
Member
Joined: Nov 22, 2002
Posts: 7 | Posted: 2002-12-13 9:59 pm Permalink
we'll be there cause we aint square!
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