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If we're not supposed to eat people, why are they made out of meat? (the Cannibal Thread) |
Hakalugi
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|  Posted: 2004-12-16 12:07 pm Permalink
Here's a yummy article.
Long Pig, the other white meat.
[Edited to fix broken link.]
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Satan's Sin
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From: Imperial Beach, CA
| Posted: 2004-12-16 1:23 pm Permalink
"My bolonga has a first name ... "
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Tikiwahine
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| Posted: 2004-12-16 2:24 pm Permalink
T Shirt Hell
Good one Satan's Sin!
That article was so gross, I think I'll be skipping lunch today.
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dangergirl299
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| Posted: 2004-12-16 2:27 pm Permalink
Yuck! If I'm going to eat human flesh, it better be fresh, not rotten!
Well, the dude shows up at a cardboard shack for sex and drugs. How did he think it would end??
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Satan's Sin
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From: Imperial Beach, CA
| Posted: 2004-12-16 3:01 pm Permalink
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Well, last time I had sex and drugs with a man in a cardboard box there were certainly tears, I grant you, but nothing as egregious as this.
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cybertiki
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| Posted: 2004-12-16 5:02 pm Permalink
Great quote - and amazing coincidence ... I had lunch with Flounder today, and told him I wanted to get a t-shirt with this on it!!! That was around noon eastern time, so it was before you posted. Tribal vibes reaching out across the miles.
So, here we are surrounded by food, and there are still people going hungry. Go figure.
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Tiki Royale
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| Posted: 2004-12-17 10:58 am Permalink
Q: Why don't we eat clowns?
A: They taste funny!
Thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress...
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Tikiwahine
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| Posted: 2004-12-17 11:15 am Permalink
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Hakalugi
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| Posted: 2004-12-17 11:35 am Permalink
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On 2004-12-16 17:02, cybertiki wrote:
Great quote - and amazing coincidence ... I had lunch with Flounder today, and told him I wanted to get a t-shirt with this on it!!! That was around noon eastern time, so it was before you posted. Tribal vibes reaching out across the miles.
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Yes tribal indeed. Thoughts and acts of cannibalism have a way of transcending the space time continuum. Something to do with recycling but I'm not sure. I still have some more experimenting to do.
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Tiki_Bong
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Posts: 0 | Posted: 2004-12-17 10:40 pm Permalink
We are only repulsed because we are not accustomed to it.
(that's what they say in prison Baxdog said...)
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cybertiki
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| Posted: 2004-12-18 04:56 am Permalink
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On 2004-12-17 22:40, Tiki_Bong wrote:
We are only repulsed because we are not accustomed to it.
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Who's repulsed? I was serious!
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
Cheers!
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cybertiki
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| Posted: 2004-12-18 05:11 am Permalink
Two missionaries were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"
The other missionary said, "I just pissed in their soup!"
Cheers!
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FLOUNDERart
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| Posted: 2004-12-18 06:25 am Permalink
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On 2004-12-16 17:02, cybertiki wrote:
Great quote - and amazing coincidence ... I had lunch with Flounder today, and told him I wanted to get a t-shirt with this on it!!! That was around noon eastern time, so it was before you posted. Tribal vibes reaching out across the miles.
So, here we are surrounded by food, and there are still people going hungry. Go figure.
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How weird! That was Cybers exact quote.
Pissing in the soup joke is great.
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Kalikiana
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From: South Lake Tahoe
| Posted: 2004-12-18 10:47 am Permalink
Don't Read This One...mmmmm...mmmm...good...
Thu Dec 16,10:01 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.
Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday.
"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible," said local police chief Martin Estrada, who was among a dozen police who raided the shack.
Arias told police the victim, a young man, arrived at his cardboard hut in a wasteland area with a mutual friend who then left the two of them drinking and taking drugs.
The pair had sex and afterward a fight broke out during which he killed the man with blows to the head, police said.
Police arrested Arias, 25, on Tuesday after a tip off.
"They said there was a person eating a person," Estrada said.
"We found him lying on a folding bed and to one side was the corpse which had been torn apart and which it seems he had been eating for three days," he told Reuters.
The corpse, which had its back ripped open and its innards pulled out, was missing various parts, like a thigh, he said.
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Hakalugi
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From: Redondo Beach, CA
| Posted: 2004-12-18 11:35 am Permalink
Wow! That's another example of cannibal coincidence. Kalikiana's above post is the exact same article that is linked in the very first post of this thread!!!
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