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If we're not supposed to eat people, why are they made out of meat? (the Cannibal Thread)
Bruddah Bear
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From: Los Angeles Basin, Westside
Posted: 2011-04-13 8:02 pm   Permalink

Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?


Because they're bitter.

Bear
Don't be angry with me, ladies. It's my wife's joke.




 
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Hakalugi
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From: Redondo Beach, CA
Posted: 2011-11-08 1:33 pm   Permalink

Finger Food - Self cannibalism in New Zealand


Yikes!


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Hakalugi
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Posted: 2012-03-08 08:39 am   Permalink

Wacky Package - Headhunter Helper:







 
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bigbrotiki
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Posted: 2012-03-08 10:25 am   Permalink





 
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bigtikidude
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From: Anaheim,Ca.
Posted: 2012-03-08 9:23 pm   Permalink

I came up with a song title for a tiki song called "Long Pig Luau"
Jim from Tikiyaki didn't want to use it,
so when I did an all tiki music edition of Radiofree bakersfield.
I called it the Long Pig Luau
see here:
http://www.tikiroom.com/tikicentral/bb/viewtopic.php?topic=31563&forum=11&hilite=long%20pig%20luau


Then Jonpaul said, "we need to open a restaurant, called the Long Pig Luau,
Where we actually eat people"

Like Soylent Green, but TIKI!!!!

Jeff(btd)



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Atomic Tiki Punk
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From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2012-03-08 9:26 pm   Permalink

Your worrying me now, Jeff......

 
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bigtikidude
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Posted: 2012-03-08 9:34 pm   Permalink

Now?

You should have always been worried.

what is the best way to get rid of TC people you don't like?
Eat them.
no evidence.

Unless of course yer caught wearing their bones around yer neck.


Jeff(btd)



 
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Bruddah Bear
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Posted: 2012-03-08 10:30 pm   Permalink



 
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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Posted: 2012-03-25 1:04 pm   Permalink

Monty Python: Lifeboat sketch

So which thread becomes the official cannibal thread of TikiCentral?

Cannibals were picky eaters?


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VampiressRN
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Posted: 2012-03-25 2:14 pm   Permalink

Never saw this thread before...great humor.

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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Posted: 2012-07-27 3:20 pm   Permalink

Cannibal humor:
A five minute segment from the TV show Night Gallery. Can't decide if it's cutting edge droll ghoulish wit or a desperate attempt to spice up a failing show.

Night Gallery: Satisfaction Guaranteed


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King Bushwich the 33rd
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Posted: 2012-10-25 1:47 pm   Permalink

NEW YORK (AP) A law enforcement official says a police officer's estranged wife alerted New York authorities about her husband, who is now suspected of plotting to kidnap and cook women.

NYC officer arrested in ghoulish kidnap plot


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tikilongbeach
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From: Long Beach, CA via Dallas, TX
Posted: 2012-10-25 2:51 pm   Permalink

You can buy this on Amazon. Not for those offended by racist stereotypes.




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Hakalugi
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Posted: 2014-01-24 12:33 am   Permalink

Dinner music...



 
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