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I hate that scary old bastard.
martiki
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Posted: 2004-12-22 12:27 am   Permalink

Not the one that came to my Grotto, by the way.


http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=1

Thanks for that one, tikimonkey.


(Copy the whole link and paste manually- or can a moderator fix this for me?)

[ This Message was edited by: martiki on 2004-12-22 00:28 ]

[ Edited by Humuhumu to fix link ]

[ This Message was edited by: Humuhumu on 2004-12-22 01:15 ]


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donhonyc
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From: The Quiet EAST Village
Posted: 2004-12-22 12:36 am   Permalink

I don't get it. I was never scared of Santa. Somebody dressed in a big bunny suit for Easter...that's weird. I think my mom always avoided bringing me to that. Oh yeah....that's probably why I'm such a 'mentally balanced' guy.

 
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
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From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2004-12-22 12:59 am   Permalink

Some of those Santas are truly scary, one of 'em looks drunk as a skunk! Nice rings under the eyes, buddy! It's probably these early wierd forced Santa experiences that are stored deep in people's subconscious that makes them hate clowns.

There's a professional Santa that has reason to visit my workplace every so often. He has flowing white hair and the real beard and mustache, which is quite impressive, and he's a quite nice person, but whenever I wind up talking to him, I just want to hightail it outta there as fast as I can.

At the end of those pictures, under the "More Fun for the Holidays" links, I misread "Santa Simulator" as "Santa Stimulator" and got totally creeped out for 5 seconds.


 
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Turbogod
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Posted: 2004-12-22 04:58 am   Permalink

I'd kinda be scared of this one. Santa #7.

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Alnshely
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
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From: Oceanside CA
Posted: 2004-12-22 08:47 am   Permalink

When I was 22 I was a mall Claus, Laguna Hills Mall. Some kids were TERRIFIED of me. Some parents insisted on getting a picture of screaming, pleading, crying kid on Santa's lap. I swear, if I had been an monster with blood running down my fangs, these kids would not have been more scared. One kid bit me, he was so frightened, he was trying to get away. He's SCREAMING and crying, I lift him to the ground and he runs to dad who just picks him up and drops him back in my lap. I say, "Yo Braniac, if you were feeding you son to tiger he wouldn't be more scared, psychological scars take a long time to heal man, try again next year". He smiles dumbly at me and starts snapping Polaroid's. Then he comes back and insists on showing me these pictures. Despite the Santa beard, wig and makeup I look totally pissed off and the kid is wide eyed horrified, screaming like Jamie Lee Curtis in "Halloween". There's a pic for next years X-mas card.

Mahalo,
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mattfink
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From: Detroit
Posted: 2004-12-22 08:50 am   Permalink

Priceless!!!

 
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RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2004-12-22 08:52 am   Permalink

what are you looking at Al?

 
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tikifish
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From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2004-12-22 09:18 am   Permalink



Looks like I'm not scared of Santa. Funny, I just found this pic on my server the other day!


 
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freddiefreelance
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Posted: 2004-12-22 09:34 am   Permalink

We took our 18 Month-old Gran'daughter to see Santa last week & I could just read her mind: "This guy doesn't know he has to hang on to me tight. I'm gonna get down & take off!" We snapped the picture, she hopped down & I caught her before she'd gone 3 feet.
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Tiki Chris
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
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Posted: 2004-12-22 11:18 am   Permalink

I thought that Old Scary Bastard recently died.

Oh wait, sorry. I was thinking Old Dirty Bastard.


 
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Humuhumu
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From: San Francisco
Posted: 2004-12-24 1:48 pm   Permalink

I love that scary old bastard... maybe a little too much:


I'm tellin' ya... properly placed mistletoe (or mint in a pinch) makes Santa a whole lot friendlier:



Aw yeah... who's your Santa?


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cybertiki
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From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Posted: 2004-12-24 2:00 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-12-24 13:48, Humuhumu wrote:
I'm tellin' ya... properly placed mistletoe (or mint in a pinch) makes Santa a whole lot friendlier ...



Funny ... somehow I never require even that little incentive! (Great pics Humuhumu!)



Cheers!
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cybertiki
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From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Posted: 2004-12-24 2:07 pm   Permalink

I found this one though I'm sure I have at least one with my brother trying to make an escape. This was in about 1961 or 1962. I'm the dysfunctional looking kid on the left side of the picture.



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pablus
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Posted: 2006-12-04 02:34 am   Permalink

...bumped for Christmas.

 
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stuff-o-rama
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Posted: 2006-12-05 9:34 pm   Permalink

Thanks pablus! I was trying to find that site, I couldn't remember where I saw it. It kills me everytime!

 
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