||I hate that scary old bastard.
Joined: Nov 20, 2003
From: Central Coast of California
|Posted: 2008-12-14 11:48 am  Permalink|
...'tis the season, to BUMP!
new link! click here
Now available in print form!
[ This Message was edited by: stuff-o-rama 2008-12-14 11:50 ]
Joined: Sep 02, 2008
|Posted: 2008-12-14 2:22 pm  Permalink|
You can find these as Christmas cards also-I sent some out this year.
This one disturbs me the most I think:
I think Santa needs his smoke break!
Grand Member (first year)
Joined: Feb 18, 2003
From: Bay Area
|Posted: 2008-12-15 10:26 am  Permalink|
Joined: Jul 07, 2005
From: The Polynesian Port of NOLA
|Posted: 2008-12-15 11:41 am  Permalink|
Here's the link to where that old link moved to (if that makes any sense at all...).
"If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
Joined: Feb 16, 2003
|Posted: 2008-12-16 12:10 am  Permalink|
My parents used to pound into us kids that "your good word is priceless" and "a man is only as good as his word" and "Lying is a sin"
So at 11 years old when a kid down the street said there is no Santa Clause and my Mom just told me there is, I bloodied his nose. When I got home and confronted my Mom, she just laughed at me and said there is no Santa clause, that I was "Old enough to know"
I decided that I never want to LIE to my kids. My Wife and I never did Santa Clause with the kids, they knew that he was a fictional person just like they knew that it was not a 6 foot rat running around Disneyland, they were able to have fun with it but we never lied to them. We used to get their pictures taken with the mall Santas too, just like they had their picture taken with Mickey and Minnie and they knew it was pretend and they had a lot of fun with it too. Now as Adults, they are doing the same.
Grand Member (8 years)
Joined: May 14, 2002
|Posted: 2008-12-16 01:39 am  Permalink|
When i used to run a Burl-Q club every year we used to have our very own "Sleazy Santa in his Grotty Grotto", for extra authenticity our Santa used to the same costume every year but left it unwashed.