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Bilge Grand Membership
Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
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Posted: 2005-01-09 11:47 am   Permalink

By now I'm sure you've noticed that ALL the COOL people post in the 'Bilge' forum.

So what you may ask. So what you ask? Consider this: other 'Grand Memberships' cost $25 or more and offer you nothing but an exclusive forum to post in.

But now, for a limited time only, Tiki_Bong Reproductions is proud to offer you an exclusive 'Grand Membership' in the Bilge forum for the lowest price yet $24.99.

Listen to what you'll receive when your remittance is received at
Bullat@Earthlink.net:

* Personnalized derogatory messages aimed at increasing your self-esteem.
* Hydrogen atoms you can split at home for 'unlimited power'.
* Your name on the 'Bilge Wall of Honor' upon your death or dismemberment.
* 50% discount at participating Montgomery Ward stores.
* Quarterly Newsletter (if and when I get around to it).
* Bong's recipe for 'Texas Beef Skillet'.
* Bankruptcy advisory services.
* Free straw.
* Animal instinct.
* Sherpa guide service in the Hollywood Hills.
* Tire pressure consultation.
* Tips on avoiding personal responsibility.
* Jewelry-grade limestone.
* Additional memory space.
* Additional mammory space.
* List of Maslow's Hierarchy of Preferences.

Note - items depend on availability.

Just listen to these testimonials:

"yeah, it's great" Mr. Tiki Bong
"I'd order today" Mr. Tiki Bong
"This is the best Grand Membership" Mr Tiki Bong
"30 weight" Mr. Tiki Bong

(man, all this rain is making me extremely bored)

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aquaorama
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Joined: Jan 11, 2003
Posts: 615
From: Tropical Bixby Knolls LBC
Posted: 2005-01-09 12:51 pm   Permalink

Would I be able to get "Divorce" advisory services instead of "Bankruptcy" or would that cost extra?

 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5820
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2005-01-09 1:55 pm   Permalink

I think we are going to have to change the name to the "Bong Bilge Forum".

 
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hiltiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 3134
From: Reseda, calif.
Posted: 2005-01-09 2:55 pm   Permalink

Bilge away Bong, we are all bored from the rain and stuck at home. And to be quiet frank we have nothing else to do than read your posts.

 
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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2005-01-09 3:22 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-01-09 12:51, aquaorama wrote:
Would I be able to get "Divorce" advisory services instead of "Bankruptcy" or would that cost extra?



I think those are 1 in the same.


    
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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
Posts: 1550
From: Lakewood California
Posted: 2005-01-09 9:35 pm   Permalink

Sweet, where and how does a guy like me sign up for a chance of a life time offer like this. For $24.99 there's got to be a catch. Maybe I am just falling victem to BONG'S subliminal advertising. No wait Bong is my friend everybody likes Bong!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


 
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2962
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2005-01-10 07:40 am   Permalink

i want to buy an official Tiki_Bong Bilge Grand Membership t-shirt...

 
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Monkeyman
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Joined: Mar 04, 2003
Posts: 2368
From: Vista, CA
Posted: 2005-01-10 1:00 pm   Permalink

Bong you are truly the master of self promotion.

 
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2993
From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2005-01-10 2:20 pm   Permalink

You should call it the Bilge Rat Membership.

 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7463
From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2005-01-10 8:52 pm   Permalink

Arrrrr!!!

 
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Atomic Cocktail
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Joined: Jun 25, 2002
Posts: 925
From: Land O' The Next Big One-L.A.
Posted: 2005-01-10 9:18 pm   Permalink

I'm in.

However, can I pay my fees in Yap Islands Stone Money?

When is the "Bilge Cocktail" recipe contest.?

Can I live in (or at, or near) your house?


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Tiki Bird
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Joined: Sep 25, 2003
Posts: 850
From: Cerritos, Ca.
Posted: 2005-01-11 11:57 am   Permalink

Will their be a Bilge Grand Membership pin as well?




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Doctor Z
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Joined: Aug 01, 2002
Posts: 1613
From: The Hale Moana Lounge, Torrance, CA
Posted: 2005-01-11 1:27 pm   Permalink

What about a Bilge cookbook?

 
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2962
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2005-01-11 1:55 pm   Permalink

bucket o' bilge?

 
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Tikiwahine
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3288
From: Victoria, BC
Posted: 2005-01-11 3:20 pm   Permalink

I'm in, but I'll be paying in Canadian dollars

Muhahaha

And I'd like a bilge bucket for my head thankyouverymuch
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