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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0 |  Posted: 2005-01-09 11:47 am Permalink
By now I'm sure you've noticed that ALL the COOL people post in the 'Bilge' forum.
So what you may ask. So what you ask? Consider this: other 'Grand Memberships' cost $25 or more and offer you nothing but an exclusive forum to post in.
But now, for a limited time only, Tiki_Bong Reproductions is proud to offer you an exclusive 'Grand Membership' in the Bilge forum for the lowest price yet $24.99.
Listen to what you'll receive when your remittance is received at Bullat@Earthlink.net:
* Personnalized derogatory messages aimed at increasing your self-esteem.
* Hydrogen atoms you can split at home for 'unlimited power'.
* Your name on the 'Bilge Wall of Honor' upon your death or dismemberment.
* 50% discount at participating Montgomery Ward stores.
* Quarterly Newsletter (if and when I get around to it).
* Bong's recipe for 'Texas Beef Skillet'.
* Bankruptcy advisory services.
* Free straw.
* Animal instinct.
* Sherpa guide service in the Hollywood Hills.
* Tire pressure consultation.
* Tips on avoiding personal responsibility.
* Jewelry-grade limestone.
* Additional memory space.
* Additional mammory space.
* List of Maslow's Hierarchy of Preferences.
Note - items depend on availability.
Just listen to these testimonials:
"yeah, it's great" Mr. Tiki Bong
"I'd order today" Mr. Tiki Bong
"This is the best Grand Membership" Mr Tiki Bong
"30 weight" Mr. Tiki Bong
(man, all this rain is making me extremely bored)
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aquaorama
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 11, 2003
Posts: 614
From: Downtown LBC
| Posted: 2005-01-09 12:51 pm Permalink
Would I be able to get "Divorce" advisory services instead of "Bankruptcy" or would that cost extra?
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Unga Bunga
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5738
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2005-01-09 1:55 pm Permalink
I think we are going to have to change the name to the "Bong Bilge Forum".
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hiltiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 2792
From: Reseda, calif.
| Posted: 2005-01-09 2:55 pm Permalink
Bilge away Bong, we are all bored from the rain and stuck at home. And to be quiet frank we have nothing else to do than read your posts.
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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0 | Posted: 2005-01-09 3:22 pm Permalink
Quote:
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On 2005-01-09 12:51, aquaorama wrote:
Would I be able to get "Divorce" advisory services instead of "Bankruptcy" or would that cost extra?
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I think those are 1 in the same.
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The Sperm Whale
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 23, 2004
Posts: 1538
From: Lakewood California
| Posted: 2005-01-09 9:35 pm Permalink
Sweet, where and how does a guy like me sign up for a chance of a life time offer like this. For $24.99 there's got to be a catch. Maybe I am just falling victem to BONG'S subliminal advertising. No wait Bong is my friend everybody likes Bong!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Johnny Dollar
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2920
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2005-01-10 07:40 am Permalink
i want to buy an official Tiki_Bong Bilge Grand Membership t-shirt...
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Monkeyman
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 04, 2003
Posts: 2301
From: Vista, CA
| Posted: 2005-01-10 1:00 pm Permalink
Bong you are truly the master of self promotion.
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freddiefreelance
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2005-01-10 2:20 pm Permalink
You should call it the Bilge Rat Membership.
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RevBambooBen
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7217
From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2005-01-10 8:52 pm Permalink
Arrrrr!!!
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Atomic Cocktail
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 25, 2002
Posts: 922
From: Land O' The Next Big One-L.A.
| Posted: 2005-01-10 9:18 pm Permalink
I'm in.
However, can I pay my fees in Yap Islands Stone Money?
When is the "Bilge Cocktail" recipe contest.?
Can I live in (or at, or near) your house?
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Tiki Bird
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Sep 25, 2003
Posts: 850
From: Cerritos, Ca.
| Posted: 2005-01-11 11:57 am Permalink
Will their be a Bilge Grand Membership pin as well?
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Doctor Z
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 01, 2002
Posts: 1603
From: The Hale Moana Lounge, Torrance, CA
| Posted: 2005-01-11 1:27 pm Permalink
What about a Bilge cookbook?
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Johnny Dollar
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2920
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2005-01-11 1:55 pm Permalink
bucket o' bilge?
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Tikiwahine
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3288
From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-01-11 3:20 pm Permalink
I'm in, but I'll be paying in Canadian dollars
Muhahaha
And I'd like a bilge bucket for my head thankyouverymuch
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