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Shipwreckjoey
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
|  Posted: 2005-01-16 02:44 am Permalink
I'm just waitin' for Hanford to gimme the "go code" and I'm in.
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suicide_sam
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 670
From: LBC
| Posted: 2005-01-21 4:54 pm Permalink
Bilge Grand Member Testimonials:
I can't believe it's not butter!!!
I stopped weighing myself but I know I'm losing weighty because my pants fit better!
Vaginal herpes USED to get me down.
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Hakalugi
Site Administrator
Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 2805
From: Redondo Beach, CA
| Posted: 2005-10-19 11:38 pm Permalink
Hey Bong, I want my money back!!!
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alohabros
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-10-20 10:35 am Permalink
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On 2005-10-19 23:38, Hakalugi wrote:
Hey Bong, I want my money back!!!
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... tikigardener will be happy to get your money back for you...
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Riptide
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 12, 2005
Posts: 379
From: Garden Grove, CA
| Posted: 2005-10-20 11:13 am Permalink
I guess only "Bilge Grand Members" get to have negative number of posts next to their name. They're so lucky! All I have is a stupid little star.
Bong used to have the most posts, then he became a Bilge Grand Member, now he has the lowest number of posts, -12 and counting. Keep up the good work brother.
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hiltiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 2775
From: Reseda, calif.
| Posted: 2005-10-20 7:15 pm Permalink
What does -12 mean anyway!
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ZebraTiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
| Posted: 2005-10-21 7:32 pm Permalink
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On 2005-10-20 19:15, hiltiki wrote:
What does -12 mean anyway!
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Perhaps this is what happens when that Permanent Record catches up with you after being banned from TC?
Or maybe he's offending people in absentia and it turns his old posts to negative numbers. You know how easily riled those Absentians are.
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Shipwreckjoey
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2005-10-22 12:21 am Permalink
The "Bilge Grand Members" are those of us who prefer to jaywalk instead of using the crosswalk. The scofflaws that fill up their glove boxes with parking tickets until the car gets impounded. The people that BREAK GLASS when there's no EMERGENCY. The "Renegades" from the movie Zardoz. Folks that may not consider themselves "blues fans" but do remember lyrics like:
If the river wuz whiskey,I'd be a divin' duck
I'd swim down to the bottom and drink my way back up
I gotta tombstone hand and a graveyard mind
I'm jus' twenty-two and I don't mind dyin'
Rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
than be down here in Texas treated like a low-down dog
You know who you are!
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Humuhumu
Grand Member (5 years) 
Joined: Aug 22, 2002
Posts: 3536
From: San Francisco
| Posted: 2005-10-22 01:41 am Permalink
Nah, Bilge Grand Membership is more for folks who would rather spend their time discussing "What's Your Favorite Color of Cheese?" than talking about tiki stuff.
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Critiki - Ooga-Mooga - Humu Kon Tiki
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hanford_lemoore
Grand Member (8 years) 
Joined: Mar 23, 2002
Posts: 1864
From: Tiki Central
| Posted: 2005-10-22 01:44 am Permalink
Nacho orange.
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Kono
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Oct 08, 2003
Posts: 1266
From: Orlando
| Posted: 2005-10-22 09:56 am Permalink
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On 2005-10-22 00:21, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
The "Bilge Grand Members" are those of us who prefer to jaywalk instead of using the crosswalk.
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Don't jaywalk in St Petersburg!
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Benehune
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 22, 2005
Posts: 248 | Posted: 2005-10-23 6:46 pm Permalink
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On 2005-10-22 01:41, Humuhumu wrote:
Nah, Bilge Grand Membership is more for folks who would rather spend their time discussing "What's Your Favorite Color of Cheese?" than talking about tiki stuff.
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Or, are too lazy to get out and build their tiki bar. It is much more fun to play than work. I joined eight months ago to get help building my bar, and all I have done is made a few drunken posts and a few drunken friends.
I like the color of the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese powdered cheese mix, before you add the water.
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tikitortured
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Apr 08, 2004
Posts: 329
From: Huntington Beach Ca.
| Posted: 2005-10-23 8:25 pm Permalink
I used to like smoked gouda, but when I tried smoking it myself I got a terrible headache, and now my burps taste like cheese.
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The Sperm Whale
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 23, 2004
Posts: 1538
From: Lakewood California
| Posted: 2005-10-23 9:13 pm Permalink
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On 2005-10-23 20:25, tikitortured wrote:
I used to like smoked gouda, but when I tried smoking it myself I got a terrible headache, and now my burps taste like cheese.
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Dude- That is a great idea!!! I am going to have to try that A.S.A.P.. I don't understand how this isn't Tiki??? In fact I am going to try to Carve a Lono out of cheese and put in Creating Tiki(if I have time)  !!!
[ This Message was edited by: The Sperm Whale 2005-10-23 21:28 ]
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JimTandem
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 02, 2005
Posts: 102
From: Ontario, Ca.
| Posted: 2005-10-24 01:55 am Permalink
Hey, I spent 3 straight days in the bilges of the frigate I used to serve on cleaning oil and diesel film off the bulkheads for this big inspection we had. Does that qualify me for "bilge" grand membership?
If so, sign me up!
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