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Bilge Grand Membership
Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-01-16 02:44 am   Permalink

I'm just waitin' for Hanford to gimme the "go code" and I'm in.

 
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suicide_sam
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 670
From: LBC
Posted: 2005-01-21 4:54 pm   Permalink

Bilge Grand Member Testimonials:

I can't believe it's not butter!!!

I stopped weighing myself but I know I'm losing weighty because my pants fit better!

Vaginal herpes USED to get me down.


 
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Hakalugi
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 3027
From: Redondo Beach, CA
Posted: 2005-10-19 11:38 pm   Permalink

Hey Bong, I want my money back!!!

 
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
Posted: 2005-10-20 10:35 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-10-19 23:38, Hakalugi wrote:
Hey Bong, I want my money back!!!



... tikigardener will be happy to get your money back for you...


 
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Riptide
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Joined: Jan 12, 2005
Posts: 379
From: Garden Grove, CA
Posted: 2005-10-20 11:13 am   Permalink

I guess only "Bilge Grand Members" get to have negative number of posts next to their name. They're so lucky! All I have is a stupid little star.

Bong used to have the most posts, then he became a Bilge Grand Member, now he has the lowest number of posts, -12 and counting. Keep up the good work brother.


 
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hiltiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 3073
From: Reseda, calif.
Posted: 2005-10-20 7:15 pm   Permalink

What does -12 mean anyway!

 
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2005-10-21 7:32 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-10-20 19:15, hiltiki wrote:
What does -12 mean anyway!



Perhaps this is what happens when that Permanent Record catches up with you after being banned from TC?

Or maybe he's offending people in absentia and it turns his old posts to negative numbers. You know how easily riled those Absentians are.


 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-10-22 12:21 am   Permalink

The "Bilge Grand Members" are those of us who prefer to jaywalk instead of using the crosswalk. The scofflaws that fill up their glove boxes with parking tickets until the car gets impounded. The people that BREAK GLASS when there's no EMERGENCY. The "Renegades" from the movie Zardoz. Folks that may not consider themselves "blues fans" but do remember lyrics like:

If the river wuz whiskey,I'd be a divin' duck
I'd swim down to the bottom and drink my way back up

I gotta tombstone hand and a graveyard mind
I'm jus' twenty-two and I don't mind dyin'

Rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
than be down here in Texas treated like a low-down dog

You know who you are!


 
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Humuhumu
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Joined: Aug 22, 2002
Posts: 3601
From: San Francisco
Posted: 2005-10-22 01:41 am   Permalink

Nah, Bilge Grand Membership is more for folks who would rather spend their time discussing "What's Your Favorite Color of Cheese?" than talking about tiki stuff.

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hanford_lemoore
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Joined: Mar 23, 2002
Posts: 1869
From: Tiki Central
Posted: 2005-10-22 01:44 am   Permalink

Nacho orange.


 
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Kono
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Joined: Oct 08, 2003
Posts: 1266
From: Orlando
Posted: 2005-10-22 09:56 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-10-22 00:21, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
The "Bilge Grand Members" are those of us who prefer to jaywalk instead of using the crosswalk.



Don't jaywalk in St Petersburg!



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Benehune
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Joined: Mar 22, 2005
Posts: 248
Posted: 2005-10-23 6:46 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-10-22 01:41, Humuhumu wrote:
Nah, Bilge Grand Membership is more for folks who would rather spend their time discussing "What's Your Favorite Color of Cheese?" than talking about tiki stuff.




Or, are too lazy to get out and build their tiki bar. It is much more fun to play than work. I joined eight months ago to get help building my bar, and all I have done is made a few drunken posts and a few drunken friends.
I like the color of the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese powdered cheese mix, before you add the water.


 
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tikitortured
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Joined: Apr 08, 2004
Posts: 332
From: Huntington Beach Ca.
Posted: 2005-10-23 8:25 pm   Permalink

I used to like smoked gouda, but when I tried smoking it myself I got a terrible headache, and now my burps taste like cheese.

 
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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
Posts: 1550
From: Lakewood California
Posted: 2005-10-23 9:13 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-10-23 20:25, tikitortured wrote:
I used to like smoked gouda, but when I tried smoking it myself I got a terrible headache, and now my burps taste like cheese.



Dude- That is a great idea!!! I am going to have to try that A.S.A.P.. I don't understand how this isn't Tiki??? In fact I am going to try to Carve a Lono out of cheese and put in Creating Tiki(if I have time) !!!

[ This Message was edited by: The Sperm Whale 2005-10-23 21:28 ]


 
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JimTandem
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Joined: Jan 02, 2005
Posts: 102
From: Ontario, Ca.
Posted: 2005-10-24 01:55 am   Permalink

Hey, I spent 3 straight days in the bilges of the frigate I used to serve on cleaning oil and diesel film off the bulkheads for this big inspection we had. Does that qualify me for "bilge" grand membership?

If so, sign me up!


 
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