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donhonyc
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Joined: Jan 13, 2003
Posts: 1173
From: The Quiet EAST Village
|  Posted: 2005-02-09 07:46 am Permalink
Jeez, you woulda figured that he would cut his balls off in front of all his rugby friends at the bar. Going home and doing it and then bringing them back? That's anticlimactic...no pun intended.
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Tikiwahine
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3288
From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-02-09 11:10 am Permalink
"Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems."
ya think?
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bananabobs
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 824 | Posted: 2005-02-09 7:50 pm Permalink
Back to the nail story, nail guns often double fire if you don't get off the trigger fast enough and the second nail bounces off the first, I have been hit hard in the face by the second nail and now wear safety glasses but I can almost see it bouncing into his mouth...almost. I nailed my thumb to a 2x4 on a double shot, knew right away that I was shot! Using a set of tools for years, and not always with both feet on the ground, in a hurry, mad or hung over, distracted, too hot, too cold, sooner or later your gonna get hurt.
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Monkeyman
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Joined: Mar 04, 2003
Posts: 2301
From: Vista, CA
| Posted: 2005-02-09 10:20 pm Permalink
Smokey the Bear says "Only you can prevent Lame Ass Table Saw injuries". This was last friggin Saturday.
Doesnt really compare with a nail in your brain....
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5738
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2005-02-09 11:51 pm Permalink
Shit Monk,
Was this a cut or a dismembered?
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TikiGardener
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1359
From: 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens
| Posted: 2005-02-10 12:50 am Permalink
At least you didn't drop a 3x6 foot sheet of 3/4 inch plywood on your feet from about three feet up in the air.
That happened to the same guy who shot himself in the foot with the nail gun at my work. Feet started to turn black instantly.
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rodeotiki
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Joined: Jan 21, 2004
Posts: 1513
From: calgary
| Posted: 2005-02-10 12:10 pm Permalink
that guy is nuts or should i say he had nuts.
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Kono
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Joined: Oct 08, 2003
Posts: 1266
From: Orlando
| Posted: 2005-02-11 09:06 am Permalink
Quote:
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On 2005-02-10 12:10, rodeotiki wrote:
that guy is nuts or should i say he had nuts.
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Along the same lines...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm
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DawnTiki
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Joined: Sep 01, 2002
Posts: 1674
From: next stop Hulaville!
| Posted: 2005-02-11 10:01 am Permalink
In response to Kono's article... Why on earth would she try to swollow them? Talk about a "nut" job!
[ This Message was edited by: DawnTiki on 2005-02-11 10:04 ]
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Moki
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Joined: Jun 08, 2004
Posts: 357
From: San Diego
| Posted: 2005-02-11 10:04 am Permalink
Monkeyman,
Oooowwwwiiieeee!! Hope you're okay.
Are you totally grossing out the kids with this?
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Monkeyman
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Joined: Mar 04, 2003
Posts: 2301
From: Vista, CA
| Posted: 2005-02-11 10:25 am Permalink
frankenfinger.
I was thinking about having some little bolts installed in the sides of my finger for the full effect.
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hiltiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 2792
From: Reseda, calif.
| Posted: 2005-02-11 6:14 pm Permalink
I wonder how long it will take this guy to put his testicles on ebay.
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