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hula hula
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 407
From: da 9th island/ vegas
Posted: 2005-01-28 8:21 pm   Permalink

done
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5824
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2005-01-29 11:43 am   Permalink



 
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Helz
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Joined: Oct 31, 2004
Posts: 416
From: Westminster, CO
Posted: 2005-01-29 11:51 am   Permalink

Brilliant!

 
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hula hula
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 407
From: da 9th island/ vegas
Posted: 2005-01-29 1:20 pm   Permalink

is lick my bong a ofensive term?

 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7479
From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2005-01-29 9:55 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-01-29 13:20, hula hula wrote:
is lick my bong a ofensive term?



I'd eat you if you licked my Bamboo Bong Hole!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

( I'll never forget you walking thru the Smoker in the a.m. at Oasis, with that grin on your face. Classic!)


 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-01-30 01:04 am   Permalink

"I wouldn't eat you because you're too tough"

- Sheb Wooley - The One Eyed One Horned Flyin' Purple People Eater


 
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lucas vigor
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Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 3985
From: SOCAL
Posted: 2005-01-31 12:10 pm   Permalink

The ghost of Bong strikes back, in the form of hula hula!

 
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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1364
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-01-31 1:08 pm   Permalink


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Helz
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From: Westminster, CO
Posted: 2005-01-31 1:13 pm   Permalink

A buddy of mine had that put on the license plate of his '32 highboy - 3M TA3. Got by the folks at the Colorado DMV.
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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666
Posted: 2005-01-31 2:17 pm   Permalink

I would eat you raw through a Flavor Straw..

 
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hula hula
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 407
From: da 9th island/ vegas
Posted: 2005-02-02 11:18 am   Permalink

I WOULD EAT YOU IN A BOAT...

 
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2965
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2005-02-02 12:31 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-02-02 11:18, hula hula wrote:
I WOULD EAT YOU IN A BOAT...



CAPTAIN: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy
leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. ... But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
?: Eat you, sir?
C: Yes. Eat me.
?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?
C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
5: It's not just the leg, sir.
C: What do you mean?
5: Well, sir...it's just that -
C: Why don't you want to eat me?
5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!
?: So would I, sir.
C: I see.
?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me!
?: Uh, well.
5: What, sir?
?: Go ahead, please, but I won't -
?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in!
1: No, no, it's not that.
?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?
1: Well, he's not kosher.
5: That depends how we kill him, sir.
1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.
?: Oh well, all right.
5: I still prefer Johnson.
C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.
1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
Crew: (cacophonous)Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea, etc.


 
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Trader Tiki
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Joined: Mar 06, 2003
Posts: 385
From: Portland, OR
Posted: 2005-02-02 12:43 pm   Permalink

Eat it!
Eat it!
Get yourself and egg and BEAT IT!


 
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BryanDeanMartin
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Joined: Jan 31, 2005
Posts: 87
Posted: 2005-02-03 9:43 pm   Permalink

Chew me, eat me, you can't beat me.

 
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