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Tikibelle
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Joined: Sep 28, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Carson, CA
Posted: 2005-02-14 01:13 am   Permalink

Baby Stitch is a Garlic-Eating Pirate Monkey with a Battle Rating of 9.8.

Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=Baby+Stitch
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Kon-Hemsby
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Joined: Sep 17, 2003
Posts: 1261
From: Andover, England
Posted: 2005-02-14 04:33 am   Permalink

That's one hard monkey to beat.

 
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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
Posted: 2005-02-14 10:15 am   Permalink

This is the best I could do against baby stitch...somewhat ironic, innit?
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=ass+muncher&def=Baby+Stitch

And this is so sad but so funny...
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=tangaroa&def=Baby+Stitch

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=banana+hammock&def=Baby+Stitch

'K, I'm done. Baby Stitch cheats.

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Hakalugi
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 2960
From: Redondo Beach, CA
Posted: 2005-02-14 11:35 am   Permalink

NitEvil-La beats Baby Stitch! Eating brains must help.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=NitEvil-La&def=Baby+Stitch

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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666
Posted: 2005-02-14 12:06 pm   Permalink

Doofus Beats all! 10.0

 
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bigbadtikidaddy
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 441
Posted: 2005-02-14 12:07 pm   Permalink

Caution....excessive monkey handling can lead to ueven muscle tone!

don't let this happen to you!


 
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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666
Posted: 2005-02-14 12:10 pm   Permalink

And as far as Giant Battle Monster,
BadMojo is a Giant Ape that eats Trees, and is Covered in Spines, Covered in Bumps and Nodules and Blind. Hmmmmm....
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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
Posted: 2005-02-14 12:20 pm   Permalink

Covered in bumps and NUBBINS??????

 
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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-02-16 09:43 am   Permalink

Yea... that was fun.
"Basher the Lemon-Eating Cowboy Monkey" didn't win one stinking fight. Think I'll try it some more.
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rodeotiki
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Joined: Jan 21, 2004
Posts: 1513
From: calgary
Posted: 2005-02-16 09:49 am   Permalink

giant battle monsters says: rodeo is a Giant Ape that has a Massively Swollen Skull, Bulletproof Skin and four Extra Limbs, can Generate Electricity, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground

 
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hewey
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Joined: Sep 14, 2004
Posts: 4278
From: Sydney, Australia
Posted: 2005-02-16 4:30 pm   Permalink

Well, I am a bone-eating pyscho monkey, and I cant beat the little bugger...

Must have been his damn garlic-injected monkey breath
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ZebraTiki
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 530
From: Enchanted Bay Area, CA
Posted: 2005-02-16 4:52 pm   Permalink

If you name your monkey Trader Vic, you get a Fruit-Eating Love Monkey.

I hope I have the occasion to call someone a Pie-Eating Zombie Monkey one of these days.


 
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