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Tiki_Bong
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Posts: 0 |  Posted: 2005-03-04 8:14 pm Permalink
If we can put a man on Mars, why can't we make a soup that doesn't explode in the microwave?
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2005-03-04 9:13 pm Permalink
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8FT Tiki
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Joined: Nov 30, 2003
Posts: 1172
From: Kansas City, MO
| Posted: 2005-03-06 3:49 pm Permalink
I have a supreme belief that if and WHEN an Earth man actually sets foot on Mars, he will find that on the red planet soup DOES NOT explode in the local microwaves. I just hope I live to see the day.
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aquaorama
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Joined: Jan 11, 2003
Posts: 614
From: Downtown LBC
| Posted: 2005-03-06 5:09 pm Permalink
Well, look at it this way....We have Rogain and Viagra....helps older bald guys with "erectile dysfunction"...guess cancer and AIDS drugs wouldn't make as much profit....same with non exploding soup! America has it's priorities damn it!!
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Hakalugi
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 2804
From: Redondo Beach, CA
| Posted: 2007-05-30 2:08 pm Permalink
Hey, speaking of Viagra, I heard that they are now prescribing it to males in burn wards. It helps to keep the sheet from touching their body.
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2007-05-30 2:14 pm Permalink
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On 2007-05-30 14:08, Hakalugi wrote:
Hey, speaking of Viagra, I heard that they are now prescribing it to males in burn wards. It helps to keep the sheet from touching their body.
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VampiressRN
Grand Member (5 years) 
Joined: Nov 23, 2006
Posts: 5085
From: Sin City Lincoln Hills (NorCal)
| Posted: 2007-06-02 08:22 am Permalink
OMG....that is a great joke Hakalugi.....gonna get that one circulated. 
Well............if we can have over 100 channels on TV....why can't we have any decent shows to watch!!!
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VonTiki
Grand Member (6 years) 
Joined: May 05, 2004
Posts: 207
From: Ventura, Ca
| Posted: 2007-06-17 11:49 pm Permalink
I got one stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck for hours!
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