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mrs. pineapple
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Posts: 611 |  Posted: 2005-03-24 08:08 am Permalink
oh please, the dad's in KORN and the mom's a porn star, the name is the least of this kid's problems...
from the NY Post's Page Six
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KORN frontman Jonathan Davis has joined the weird baby-name club. Davis and his wife, porn star Deven Davis, had a baby boy Monday and named the poor tot Pirate. Pirate joins Gwyneth Paltrow's Apple, Demi Moore's Rumer and Scout, Frank Zappa's Dweezil and Moon Unit and Julia Roberts' Phinnaeus and Hazel among other awful appellations. The Davises also have another project to look forward to: Jonathan co-directed his wife in a porno flick for Vivid Video
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freddiefreelance
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 08:29 am Permalink
Pirate Pineapple sounds good to me, but I suggested that a friend with the last name Bland should name his Daughter Bobbie Blue. I also suggested that a friend with the last name Prince name his Daughter Princess...
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purple jade
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From: New Orleans
| Posted: 2005-03-24 08:40 am Permalink
Here's a list of synonyms and related names:
buccaneer, corsair, freebooter, picaroon, privateer, rover, sea dog, sea robber, sea rover, sea wolf.
Picaroon Pineapple has a unique ring.
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Tiki-bot
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Posts: 1345 | Posted: 2005-03-24 09:00 am Permalink
I think I'm gonna freeboot!
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mrs. pineapple
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Posts: 611 | Posted: 2005-03-24 09:02 am Permalink
When I got married I didn't change my last name, but my family kept asking me if I was going to, so I told them we both were changing our names to Pineapple. After the Tiki Oasis wedding, I'm sure a few them thought we were serious.
The baby's last name will be Green, so we already have a LONG list of rejected names...(soylent, forest, flourescent, Pantone 432, bowling, putting....)
Hmmmm, Seadog Pineapple Green....
What if it's a girl?
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freddiefreelance
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 09:51 am Permalink
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On 2005-03-24 09:02, mrs. pineapple wrote:
When I got married I didn't change my last name, but my family kept asking me if I was going to, so I told them we both were changing our names to Pineapple. After the Tiki Oasis wedding, I'm sure a few them thought we were serious.
The baby's last name will be Green, so we already have a LONG list of rejected names...(soylent, forest, flourescent, Pantone 432, bowling, putting....)
Hmmmm, Seadog Pineapple Green....
What if it's a girl?
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Duh, Pineapple Picaroon Green.
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donhonyc
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 09:59 am Permalink
Celebs are so enamored with themselves. They feel totally comfortable giving their children these retarded names. The only person on that list that walked it like he talked it was Frank Zappa, so I don't get annoyed over Moon and Dweezil. Besides, they looked they they turned out to be pretty cool down-to-earth people (plus Dweezil is an amazing guitar player! I saw him perform once and he can definitely pull off 'Peaches in Regalia' just as good as Dad).
Anyway...crazy. And..oh yeah...Korn sucks!
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purple jade
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From: New Orleans
| Posted: 2005-03-24 10:16 am Permalink
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On 2005-03-24 09:02, mrs. pineapple wrote:
Hmmmm, Seadog Pineapple Green....
What if it's a girl?
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I guess Seabitch Pineapple Green in out?
( Just don't name her something like Ione Pineapple Green, because then she'll be I. P. Green, and no one wants that...)
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mrs. pineapple
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Duh, Pineapple Picaroon Green.
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P.P. Green? I actually liked the idea of Pineapple, but it seems cruel.
My brother and his wife are expecting a boy in June, and they're naming him Otto! They aren't even into tiki!
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docwoods
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 1:01 pm Permalink
Was watching a news story here in Chicago about a basketball brawl,and one of the eyewitnesses was a gal named Shadaa.Her last name was Gray.Gads.
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freddiefreelance
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Duh, Pineapple Picaroon Green.
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P.P. Green? I actually liked the idea of Pineapple, but it seems cruel.
My brother and his wife are expecting a boy in June, and they're naming him Otto! They aren't even into tiki!
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Is that kid a Green, too? Could they make his middle initial "B"? Otto B. Green!
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Tiki-bot
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Posts: 1345 | Posted: 2005-03-24 1:41 pm Permalink
More unfortunate names:
A former coworker's name was Dave Vallone. His wife's name was Lee.
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Rob Roy
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On 2005-03-24 13:41, Tiki-bot wrote:
More unfortunate names:
A former coworker's name was Dave Vallone. His wife's name was Lee.
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A friends name ... Chase Cox.
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donhonyc
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From: The Quiet EAST Village
| Posted: 2005-03-24 2:17 pm Permalink
If Yo Mama married Yo-Yo Ma her name would be Yo Mama Yo Ma.
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mrs. pineapple
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Posts: 611 | Posted: 2005-03-24 2:39 pm Permalink
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My brother and his wife are expecting a boy in June, and they're naming him Otto! They aren't even into tiki!
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Is that kid a Green, too? Could they make his middle initial "B"? Otto B. Green!
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Nope, even better, that kid is a Moosbrugger (So am I...) So, yes, Otto Frederick Moosbrugger.
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