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alohabros
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From: westernus
Posted: 2005-08-22 08:44 am   Permalink

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?


He didn't have anybody to go with.


 
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alohabros
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From: westernus
Posted: 2005-08-22 08:45 am   Permalink

Q: What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A: A hand full of sheet!


 
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alohabros
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From: westernus
Posted: 2005-08-22 08:45 am   Permalink

Q: Why do mermaids wear seashells?

A: Because B-shells would be too small.


 
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alohabros
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From: westernus
Posted: 2005-08-22 08:46 am   Permalink

Q: What do you call an ignorant piece of roof?

A: Shingle minded


 
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alohabros
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Posted: 2005-08-22 08:47 am   Permalink

Did you here about the man who dropped an anvil 30 stories onto a bowl of chickpeas?

They charged him with Hummus-cide


 
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alohabros
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From: westernus
Posted: 2005-08-22 08:47 am   Permalink

Did you hear the Kleenex factory workers went on strike?

Now everyone will have to picket.


 
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alohabros
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Posted: 2005-08-22 08:48 am   Permalink

Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.


 
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alohabros
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Posted: 2005-08-22 08:48 am   Permalink

Did you hear the one about the breast implant advertising executive?

Yeah, he was arrested for falsie advertising.


 
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johntiki
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From: MD
Posted: 2005-08-26 7:27 pm   Permalink

I thought I'd add a comic that I saw in this weeks Baltimore City Paper... it qualifies as dumb but damn did I get a major laugh out of it... the people at work must have thought I lost my mind.

Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch


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