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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
|  Posted: 2005-08-22 08:44 am Permalink
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He didn't have anybody to go with.
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-22 08:45 am Permalink
Q: What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A: A hand full of sheet!
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-22 08:45 am Permalink
Q: Why do mermaids wear seashells?
A: Because B-shells would be too small.
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-22 08:46 am Permalink
Q: What do you call an ignorant piece of roof?
A: Shingle minded
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-22 08:47 am Permalink
Did you here about the man who dropped an anvil 30 stories onto a bowl of chickpeas?
They charged him with Hummus-cide
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-22 08:47 am Permalink
Did you hear the Kleenex factory workers went on strike?
Now everyone will have to picket.
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-22 08:48 am Permalink
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-22 08:48 am Permalink
Did you hear the one about the breast implant advertising executive?
Yeah, he was arrested for falsie advertising.
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johntiki
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Joined: Mar 31, 2002
Posts: 1525
From: MD
| Posted: 2005-08-26 7:27 pm Permalink
I thought I'd add a comic that I saw in this weeks Baltimore City Paper... it qualifies as dumb but damn did I get a major laugh out of it... the people at work must have thought I lost my mind.
Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch
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