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Velvet Ruby
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Joined: Nov 22, 2003
Posts: 117
From: Vancouver
|  Posted: 2005-08-03 11:43 pm Permalink
stolen from a myspace bulletin.. I'm zippy bananasniffer
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new
name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
friends, family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the
person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go
all 'adult'...my niece's senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Now when you SEND THIS ON, use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day!
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"Someone put the Whammy in the Gizmo and look what happened!" ~ Piano Slim
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hiltiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 2775
From: Reseda, calif.
| Posted: 2005-08-03 11:52 pm Permalink
Bootie Rhinosquirt here in person.
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TikiGardener
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1359
From: 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens
| Posted: 2005-08-04 12:05 am Permalink
Goober Bubbleheiney
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DawnTiki
Grand Member (first year) 
Joined: Sep 01, 2002
Posts: 1673
From: next stop Hulaville!
| Posted: 2005-08-04 12:16 am Permalink
Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool!
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stuff-o-rama
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Nov 20, 2003
Posts: 751
From: Central Coast of California
| Posted: 2005-08-04 12:58 am Permalink
Quote:
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On 2005-08-04 00:16, DawnTiki wrote:
Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool!
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Oh yeah, well I'm Loopy Girdletush!
[ This Message was edited by: stuff-o-rama 2005-08-04 00:59 ]
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Kon-Hemsby
Grand Member (8 years) 
Joined: Sep 17, 2003
Posts: 1225
From: Andover, England
| Posted: 2005-08-04 01:05 am Permalink
Pinky Girdlepants
(my god that's uncanny!)
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Doctor Z
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Joined: Aug 01, 2002
Posts: 1603
From: The Hale Moana Lounge, Torrance, CA
| Posted: 2005-08-04 03:02 am Permalink
Greasy Gizzardlips, here - how ya doin'?
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cheekytiki
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Joined: Mar 09, 2004
Posts: 1088
From: The Haole Hut, London, UK
| Posted: 2005-08-04 03:07 am Permalink
Pinky CootieFanny?
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johntiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 31, 2002
Posts: 1525
From: MD
| Posted: 2005-08-04 05:33 am Permalink
Cheeseball Rhinosniffer... has a nice ring to it!
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ookoo lady
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 24, 2004
Posts: 779 | Posted: 2005-08-04 06:06 am Permalink
Snotty Wafflesniffer.....eww!
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Kon-Hemsby
Grand Member (8 years)
Joined: Sep 17, 2003
Posts: 1225
From: Andover, England
| Posted: 2005-08-04 06:15 am Permalink
Quote:
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On 2005-08-04 03:07, cheekytiki wrote:
Pinky CootieFanny?
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ha ha
CootieFanny
(even funnier in the UK)
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Urban Tiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 18, 2004
Posts: 527
From: The Tropical Isle of Manhattan
| Posted: 2005-08-04 06:28 am Permalink
Dinky Cootienose
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badmojo
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666 | Posted: 2005-08-04 06:42 am Permalink
Tootie Applefanny
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hiltiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 2775
From: Reseda, calif.
| Posted: 2005-08-04 06:54 am Permalink
Dr. Z you would be better off as Zsa-Zsa Stinkerjuice!!!!
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freddiefreelance
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2005-08-04 08:13 am Permalink
Crusty Chickentushie? Oh well, at least no one can acuse me of sniffing bananas.
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