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Velvet Ruby
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Joined: Nov 22, 2003
Posts: 117
From: Vancouver
Posted: 2005-08-03 11:43 pm   Permalink

stolen from a myspace bulletin.. I'm zippy bananasniffer


Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new
name.

Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
friends, family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the
person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go
all 'adult'...my niece's senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

Now when you SEND THIS ON, use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day!
_________________
"Someone put the Whammy in the Gizmo and look what happened!" ~ Piano Slim

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hiltiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 3081
From: Reseda, calif.
Posted: 2005-08-03 11:52 pm   Permalink

Bootie Rhinosquirt here in person.

 
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TikiGardener
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1360
From: 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens
Posted: 2005-08-04 12:05 am   Permalink

Goober Bubbleheiney

 
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DawnTiki
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Joined: Sep 01, 2002
Posts: 1675
From: next stop Hulaville!
Posted: 2005-08-04 12:16 am   Permalink

Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool!

 
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stuff-o-rama
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Joined: Nov 20, 2003
Posts: 751
From: Central Coast of California
Posted: 2005-08-04 12:58 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-08-04 00:16, DawnTiki wrote:
Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool!



Oh yeah, well I'm Loopy Girdletush!

[ This Message was edited by: stuff-o-rama 2005-08-04 00:59 ]


 
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Kon-Hemsby
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Joined: Sep 17, 2003
Posts: 1272
From: Andover, England
Posted: 2005-08-04 01:05 am   Permalink

Pinky Girdlepants

(my god that's uncanny!)


 
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Doctor Z
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Joined: Aug 01, 2002
Posts: 1612
From: The Hale Moana Lounge, Torrance, CA
Posted: 2005-08-04 03:02 am   Permalink

Greasy Gizzardlips, here - how ya doin'?

 
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cheekytiki
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Joined: Mar 09, 2004
Posts: 1091
From: The Haole Hut, London, UK
Posted: 2005-08-04 03:07 am   Permalink

Pinky CootieFanny?

 
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johntiki
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Joined: Mar 31, 2002
Posts: 1525
From: MD
Posted: 2005-08-04 05:33 am   Permalink

Cheeseball Rhinosniffer... has a nice ring to it!

 
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ookoo lady
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Joined: Jun 24, 2004
Posts: 779
Posted: 2005-08-04 06:06 am   Permalink

Snotty Wafflesniffer.....eww!

 
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Kon-Hemsby
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Joined: Sep 17, 2003
Posts: 1272
From: Andover, England
Posted: 2005-08-04 06:15 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-08-04 03:07, cheekytiki wrote:
Pinky CootieFanny?




ha ha


CootieFanny

(even funnier in the UK)


 
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Urban Tiki
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Joined: Aug 18, 2004
Posts: 527
From: The Tropical Isle of Manhattan
Posted: 2005-08-04 06:28 am   Permalink

Dinky Cootienose

 
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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666
Posted: 2005-08-04 06:42 am   Permalink

Tootie Applefanny

 
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hiltiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2004
Posts: 3081
From: Reseda, calif.
Posted: 2005-08-04 06:54 am   Permalink

Dr. Z you would be better off as Zsa-Zsa Stinkerjuice!!!!

 
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2990
From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2005-08-04 08:13 am   Permalink

Crusty Chickentushie? Oh well, at least no one can acuse me of sniffing bananas.

 
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