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Gentelmen Prefer Hanes... Ladies Prefer Pineapples |
tikifish
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From: Toronto,Canada
|  Posted: 2005-08-07 05:07 am Permalink
I found this image in a 1980's Vogue magazine... it is strange, amusing and intriguing all at once! What exactly is going on here?
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mrs. pineapple
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Joined: May 12, 2003
Posts: 611 | Posted: 2005-08-07 09:25 am Permalink
hmmmm, everyone in our house prefers pineapples....
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Unga Bunga
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Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2005-08-07 10:56 am Permalink
Well I believe in San Francisco;
(some) Women prefere women in Hanes,
(some) Men prefere to wear Hanes.
I prefere women with pineapples. 
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Tikiwahine
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Posts: 3288
From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-07 11:01 am Permalink
I'm more of a coconuts gal myself 
Kind of looks like the guy is trying to match the lady with a co-ordinating accessory?
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DawnTiki
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From: next stop Hulaville!
| Posted: 2005-08-07 11:18 am Permalink
SHE has mistakenly super glued her finger to her chin, having only one arm she is in need of assistance. HE is taking advantage of the situation and stealing her little pink paper umbrella. Can you blame him?
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Hakalugi
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From: Redondo Beach, CA
| Posted: 2005-08-07 11:26 am Permalink
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On 2005-08-07 05:07, tikifish wrote:
What exactly is going on here?
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Commonly found in advertising this is clearly a sexual double entendre. He's taking her umbrella, it's pink, it's wide open, she's not stopping him.
Being that Tikifish is in the advertising industry I think she already knew this and was just testing us.
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purple jade
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From: New Orleans
| Posted: 2005-08-07 12:01 pm Permalink
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On 2005-08-07 11:18, DawnTiki wrote:
SHE has mistakenly super glued her finger to her chin, having only one arm she is in need of assistance. HE is taking advantage of the situation and stealing her little pink paper umbrella. Can you blame him?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*
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Tikiwahine
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From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-07 12:10 pm Permalink
she does have that "you wouldn't DARE!" look about her
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Satan's Sin
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From: Imperial Beach, CA
| Posted: 2005-08-07 12:18 pm Permalink
This photo has been reproduced backwards. A ladies' Chinese blouse buttons from the right, not left. Also, green is not this model's color. And also, if I were Hanes, I'd be asking the ad agency's art director what the hell is this man's lame-ass proferring of the woman's own cocktail umbrella to the lady is supposed to mean. Is this what sophisticated, tie-wearing men do to wow a hot babe? Take the umbrella out of her drink and then offer it to her? Man, he'd better be a doctor or something to pull this off.
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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666 | Posted: 2005-08-07 1:57 pm Permalink
Maybe she is trying to hide an "outbreak" on her chin and the man suggested she use the umbrella?
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ikitnrev
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Joined: Jul 27, 2002
Posts: 1298
From: D.C. / Virginia
| Posted: 2005-08-07 3:10 pm Permalink
The woman has just asked the man for a light. That is not really a paper umbrella, it is a James-Bond-like disguised cigarette lighter.
He thinks she will soon bring a cigarette to her mouth, but what she really wants lit is the top level of 151 rum in her pineapple drink.
She finds it amusing that he thinks that she prefers smoking to drinking pineapple rum drinks. Men can be so dumb sometimes.
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Tikiwahine
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From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-07 3:49 pm Permalink
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On 2005-08-07 12:18, Satan's Sin wrote:
This photo has been reproduced backwards. A ladies' Chinese blouse buttons from the right, not left.
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First, it's not a blouse, it's a dress.
Second, my vintage dress of this exact style also buttons on the left, not the right.
It is you, that is backwards, my dear.
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mrs. pineapple
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Joined: May 12, 2003
Posts: 611 | Posted: 2005-08-07 4:21 pm Permalink
All of this is irrelevant, look at how tightly her legs are crossed. If that's not body language, saying 'get yer mitt's offa my rum drink' I don't know WHAT is.
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DawnTiki
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From: next stop Hulaville!
| Posted: 2005-08-07 4:56 pm Permalink
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On 2005-08-07 16:21, mrs. pineapple wrote:
look at how tightly her legs are crossed
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Yet another super glue mishap.
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Johnny Dollar
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2005-08-07 5:09 pm Permalink
what everyone has missed is that her left hand holds a silenced p-38 automatic at ready.
the female of the species is more deadlier than the male.
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