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Gentelmen Prefer Hanes... Ladies Prefer Pineapples |
freddiefreelance
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From: San Diego, Ca.
|  Posted: 2005-08-10 08:52 am Permalink
He's quoting the B52s "Strobe Light":
I'm gonna kiss your eyes
Then I'm gonna kiss your neck
Then I'm gonna kiss your tummy
Then I'm gonna kiss your pineapple
Tonight's the night
For love under the light
Strobe light, strobe light
Underneath the strobe light
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Tikiwahine
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From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-10 10:20 am Permalink
Almost. He just said "Why aren't YOUR melons that big?"
Then she said "Funny guy! If you don't shut the $#@% up I'll shove this pineapple, pointy end first, right up your @ss!"
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Urban Tiki
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From: The Tropical Isle of Manhattan
| Posted: 2005-08-10 12:51 pm Permalink
The other men here may not appreciate me revealing this, but all men know that pineapples will make your breasts grow. Noticing that neither woman is particularly buxom, I believe that the man is offering the women the pineapple in hopes of , uhhh... enhancing her figure. The guy in the first picture is much more clever as he is offering her a pineapple drink which will not only get her to injest pineapple juice, but get her drunk at the same time. The icy look on her face tells me that she is wise to his plan and the paper umbrella "peace offering" is not helping.
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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666 | Posted: 2005-08-10 2:21 pm Permalink
Then again there is also the rumor that eating Pinapple will improve the taste of a man's certain body fluid.
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